Friday, January 03, 2014

Tripling cigarette taxes, Congo takeovers and ditching Nelson Cruz


­- Believe it or not, white people have not cornered America’s market on racism. That was proven on New Year’s Day when a bigoted valet in Georgia delivered some Grade-A hatred to a married couple enjoying a date night at a popular local restaurant. U.S. Army Sgt. Major Sam Aarons and his wife Candea headed to Spondivits, a trendy restaurant in the city East Point, and thought nothing of the reaction of the valet who took their keys and parked their car. They went in, enjoyed an overpriced meal and left a few hours later. Neither paid attention to the valet tag on their car keys…until they got home and found the words “jungle fever” scrawled on the tag. Sam Aarons is white and his wife is black and as any good racist knows, the term jungle fever if used in a derogatory fashion to describe interracial couples. "We have never been so blatantly described in such a blatantly appalling manner ever," Candea Aarons said. "I shouldn't have to feel this way.” Using the word blatantly twice in one sentence is usually blatantly excessive, but in this case it’s not nearly enough. Sam Aarons is an active duty military member just back from Kuwait and deserving of respect, not hatred. When the couple contacted a local television station to share their story, the restaurant responded by saying the valet worked for a contractor called APS Valet and that the restaurant itself does not tolerate and sort of racism. APS Valet's owner claimed the valet in question is no long working with the company, but that did little to placate Candea Aarons. "I was unaware, I was unprepared and I was unaware racism is alive and well," she said. "We had no idea that the valet was looking at us or thinking of us in such a manner.” To top it all off, the Aarons said the valet was African-American and that means this fool has probably experienced some racism of his own during his life………


- How does the world go about extinguishing the plague of smoking? According to a new study conducted at the Center for Global Health Research of St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto, by upping the price of lung darts even further. Dr. Prabhat Jha, director the CGHR, directed the research and concluded that tripling cigarette taxes around the world would prevent 200 million people from dying prematurely over a century and shrink the number of smokers worldwide by one-third. Jha postulated that tripling the taxes would have the biggest effect in poorer countries, places where cigarettes are fairly affordable and continue to grow in popularity amongst people who aren't sufficiently educated about the evil they wreak on the body. "Death and taxes are inevitable, but they don't need to be in that order," Jha said. "A higher tax on tobacco is the single most effective intervention to lower smoking rates and to deter future smokers." Very clever, Dr. J. Lame jokes aside, there is no reason to doubt the claim that upping cigarette taxes would reduce deaths from lung cancer and other diseases because cancer sticks suck and those who use them are despicable losers who should be persecuted as much as possible. Jha and his team estimated that doubling cigarette prices would prevent about 70,000 of 200,000 annual deaths from tobacco-related causes in people under 70 in the United States and Canada alone. "Worldwide, around a half-billion children and adults under the age of 35 are already -- or soon will be -- smokers and on current patterns few will quit," study co-author Sir Richard Peto, a professor at the University of Oxford, added. Keep up the great work, guys………


- Being a hipster favorite and the lead singer of a successful indie rock band only goes so far, especially when that lead singer is trying to reach way outside his comfort zone and break into the world of acting. Bright Eyes frontman Conor Oberst was hit squarely between the eyes with that reality a few months back when he auditioned for the title role in the new Coen Brothers film “Inside Llewyn Davis.” Oberst has fronted a solid band for some time and also branched out on his own for a solo career, but his acting chops must not match his musical skills because the Coen Brothers had no interest in him for the lead role. That role went to actor Oscar Isaac and the two men recently had a conversation about the role that they were both up for. "I know I told you this when we met, but I tried out for your role in Inside Llewyn Davis — and thank God for everyone that I didn't get it,” Oberst told Isaac. “But they auditioned a lot of musicians and actors for this part, to the point where I heard the Coen brothers and T Bone Burnett say that they had more or less given up on the idea of finding someone. And then you appeared.” Give Oberst credit for not being bitter and understanding his limitations because it would be easy to hold a grudge over being rejected. The film itself, of course, is loosely based on The Mayor Of MacDougal Street,” the posthumous memoir of Dave Van Ronk, a cult favorite folk singer whose career had close ties to Bob Dylan and Joni Mitchell. Isaac’s performance in the project has received positive reviews and the movie won the second-most prestigious prize, the Grand Prix Award, at last year's Cannes Film Festival………


- Nelson Cruz now has plenty of time to enjoy the slopes….but they might not be the wisest place for a free agent in search of a team to invest millions of dollars in him to hang out. Cruz came free and clear at the end of last season and after missing a huge chunk of the latter part of the year while suspended for failing a drug test, he hadn't exactly engendered a lot of goodwill with his present team, the Texas Rangers. As it turns out, he had burned enough bridges that the team handed out a seven-year, $130 million contract….to another, less productive outfielder. Shin-Soo Choo received that huge payday from the Rangers and news reached Cruz as he was in Colorado on a ski vacation, enjoying his first time on the slopes. He learned that his replacement had been signed when the team announced their new leadoff hitter and left fielder. There is no way a team can pay two non-superstar outfielders eight figures and with the Rangers also in pursuit of much-hyped Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka, so Cruz is out and the thought of a known PED-using cheater out on the bunny hill in his ski parka, boots and goggles, struggling to stay upright when he hears that some above-average outfielder is getting $18 million a season to replace him….priceless. Choo was introduced at a news conference at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington wearing No. 17, Cruz's old number. General manager Jon Daniels said he reached out to Cruz and agent Adam Katz when the Choo deal was completed and wouldn't "100 percent close any doors" on a Cruz return, but giving away someone’s number is a fairly surefire “eff you, goodbye” to a player……..


- One  of the most eerie stories of the week unfolded in Democratic Republic of Congo, where nearly 100 people were killed in when security forces clashed with supporters of a self-proclaimed prophet who tried to seize control of the airport, a military barracks and state television. The idea of self-proclaimed prophets is always unnerving because someone that delusional simply has a creepy quality to them. The attackers stormed the studios of the state television station in the capital city of Kinshasa, shouting slogans in favor of disgruntled religious leader Paul Joseph Mukungubila and against President Joseph Kabila before transmission was shut down. "Gedeon Mukungubila has come to free you from the slavery of the Rwandan," shouted one youth in the Lingala language on television, while two panicked presenters stared at the camera. Kabila is viewed as something of a traitor because he was educated in Tanzania and Uganda and his opponents often accuse him of being a Rwandan in an attempt to tarnish his reputation. On the other hand, the self-aggrandizing Mukungubila calls himself "the prophet of the Eternal" and is nicknamed Gedeon by his followers. He made a failed bid for the presidency against Kabila in 2006 and he does not seem to have gotten over the loss. His supporters attacked the airport, a military barracks and the state television headquarters in Kinshasa and were repulsed by troops. Corpses laid on the ground outside the brightly painted gates of the state television center after the attack and government spokesman Lambert Mende estimated the numbed of casualties at nearly 100. Democratic Republic of Congo continues to be plagued by the remnants of decades of violence and instability, particularly in its east, in which millions of people have died from hunger and disease. While a 21,000-strong United Nations peacekeeping mission (MONUSCO) is stationed in the country and a local MONUSCO staff member was wounded during shooting at the airport, the U.N. isn't exactly equipped for this sort of situation. Whether a change in leadership is needed or not from the rule of Kabila, who has presided over the mineral-rich African nation since 2001 following the assassination of his father, Laurent, this attempt to affect that change failed miserably……..

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