Monday, January 20, 2014

Movie news, Microsoft's feeble help and "Cool Runnings" in Sochi


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The force (of rage) is strong around the globe right now and the dueling leaders of this movement of mayhem are Bangkok and Kiev, where opposition movements are looking to topple what they believe to be corrupt governments. Anti-government rioters in Ukraine fired the latest shot at both their government and their Thai rivals Sunday when large crowds of pro-EU demonstrators rallied in Ukraine's capital against new laws that aim to curb public protests. In a beautiful piece of irony, those laws inspired a massive clash as rioters bum-rushed the parliament, which was cordoned off by rows of police and buses. Police responded with stun grenades and flares, leading to demonstrators attacking police as opposition politician and former heavyweight boxing champion Vitali Klitschko tried to stem the violence. The weekend’s clashes came after the new laws were hurriedly passed with a quick show of hands on Thursday by MPs loyal to President Viktor Yanukovych. Opposition leaders accused the ruling party of a coup and European Union officials expressed concern over the legislation. The anti-government movement has been in a frenzy since late November, when Yanukovych elected to withdraw from a landmark treaty with the EU. At Sunday’s gathering, opposition politicians called on their followers to disregard the new laws banning rallies that pro-EU protesters have been staging for the past two months. Most of the violence occurred as rioters headed away from the main square towards parliament, encountering cordons set up by police. In the day’s most badass move, a large group of demonstrators attempted to overturn a bus used by police. The bus was eventually set on fire after being hit by homemade fuel bombs crafted by rioters. Rear Adm. Ihor Tenyukh, who was fired by Yanukovych in 2010, warned the assembled mob that the current regime “will enslave you too.” Nothing proclaims a refusal to be enslaved quite like Molotov cocktails, fuel bombs and a fist to the face of The Man……….


- Some people, they don’t believe, Jamaica has an Olympic-qualifying bobsled team…again. No movie will be made about this story, but that doesn’t make the accomplishment any less impressive for the two-man bobsled team of Winston Watts and Marvin Dixon, who qualified to represent Jamaica in next month's Olympic Games in Sochi. Qualifying for the Olympics that no one actually wants to attend for fear of being blown up in a terrorist attack or having to spend two-plus weeks stuck in Russia is a real feat for Jamaican athletes and especially for Watts, who will be appearing in his fourth Olympics. He competed in 1994, 1998, and 2002, with his first two appearances coming in the four-man sled event that was depicted in the classic John Candy film “Cool Runnings.” Jamaica has not had a bobsled team qualify for the Games since 2002 and in a twist that is straight out of “Cool Runnings,” Watts and Dixon now face an uphill battle to get to Sochi. They have a spot if they can find a way there, but a lack of funding has put their trip from their Caribbean home to the land of Siberian gulags in doubt. The duo are hopeful that the Jamaican Olympic Association steps in, or donations will come from elsewhere. g "In truth, we still don't really know at the moment if we'd even have enough funds or sponsorship to fly to Sochi itself for the Games itself," Watts said. The idea of a Jamaican bobsled team sitting at home while the world’s best compete is a sad one, so don’t look for the funding issue to be a problem. Maybe the JOA can sell the film rights to this tale to make ends meet and the whole story can have a dream ending in which this team brings home the first Winter Olympic medal in Jamaican history……..


- Are Las Vegas visitors tired of getting jobbed by shady cab drivers? Of course they are. No one wants to throw unnecessary cash away on the ride from McCarran Airport to the Strip when they could have more fun throwing that money away at the MGM Grand, Bellagio or the Mirage. Taxi long-hauling has been an ugly not-so-secret secret in Las Vegas for years; cabbies taking naïve visitors the long route to their destination in order to gouge them for extra money. The Nevada Taxicab Authority has heard the complaints and taken steps to rectify the problem by establishing a system to inform customers about what they should be paying for a given ride. The NTA has erected signs around McCarran Airport detailing what it should cost to get to most hotel-casinos on the Las Vegas Strip. Additionally, the signs list the fastest routes to each property, as well as what taking interstates, Las Vegas Boulevard and Paradise Road should cost. "We hope that the drivers are honest and moral, but you can't always assume that for every single driver, so I think this is a great idea," said Clark County Commissioner Mary Beth Scow. Scow’s district includes the airport and while she applauded the effort, she warned that the signs – rigid and unchanging – won't always provide the most accurate fare information as traffic conditions change throughout the day. "If there's an event around the Thomas & Mack Center, the traffic will be much worse," Scow said. "We don't want our tourists coming in feeling like they're being taken in the first moment that they step into Las Vegas." It’s a salient point because as Scow points out, you want tourists throwing their money away at the feet of billionaire cainso owners who erect massive skyscrapers rather than into the hands of smelly cab drivers with funny accents…….


- Kevin Hart may not be the funniest man in the world despite advertising claims to the contrary, but he is one of the kings of the box office for the weekend after his new film “Ride Along” debuted in first place. With $41.2 million, Hart’s buddy comedy starring Ice Cube bumped reigning earnings champ “Lone Survivor” to second place with $23.2 million. In four weeks, “Survivor” has cranked out $74 million in domestic earnings. Two more new films held down the third and fourth spots as “The Nut Job” (third with $20.5 million) and “Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit” (fourth with $17.2 million) both delivered a bit less than expected in their debut weekends. “Frozen” fell three spots to fifth with $11.9 million and has banked an impressive $332.6 million and counting in its nine weeks of release. The Oscar-nominated “American Hustle” was next in sixth place thanks to its $10.6 million total, good for a six-week bank roll of $116.4 million and counting. “Devil’s Due” was the fourth new film to crack the top 10, placing seventh with $8.5 million. “August: Osage County” moved down one spot to eighth, bringing in $7.6 million for a four-week domestic haul of $18.2 million in limited release. “The Wolf of Wall Street” schemed its way to $7.5 million for ninth place but still hasn’t earned back all of its $100 million budget at $90.2 million and counting. “Saving Mr. Banks” rounded out the top 10 with $4.1 million and has scored $75.4 million in six weeks of release. Despite all of its hype, “Her” (No. 11) could not crack the top 10 once again, while “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” (No. 12), “The Legend of Hercules” (free-falling 10 spots to No. 13 in just its second weekend), “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues” (No. 15) and “Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” all losing their spots in the top 10 from last weekend……..


- Wise choice, Microsoft. Continuing to offer your malware scrubbing program to your world’s worst operating system is a brilliant move. Windows in any incarnation sucks, but Windows XP has been a particularly big disaster. For that reason, continuing to offer the malware program for an additional year after Microsoft stops patching the subpar operating system will be a huge help for those stuck using a Windows-based computer. "Microsoft's Malicious Software Removal Tool is aligned with the company's anti-malware engines and signatures, and as such the removal tool will continue to be provided for Windows XP through July 14, 2015," a company spokesperson said. The Malicious Software Removal Tool (MSRT) is updated monthly based on specific major malware families the company identifies in recent weeks. The tool is distributed through Microsoft's Windows Update service and the business-grade Windows Server Update Service on so-called Patch Tuesday, a day that exemplifies the problems the maker of a crap-tacular OS has by establishing a regular day of the month when it tries to fix its newest batch of problems. The MSRT then
runs a seek-and-destroy mission to eliminate malware. It is not an antivirus program, but rather a cleanup utility aimed at rooting out existing malware. Microsoft said previously that it would stop shipping Security Essentials' signature updates to XP PCs after April 8, but that date has been pushed back to July 14, 2015. Official security patches will stop in three months, bringing an end to 13 years of XP support. MSRT is currently No. 2 in the company's Download Center, underscoring how many clueless computer users with the world’s worst operating system run into problems on a regular basis. Estimates place the number of users with XP-based computers at 20-25 percent of the market, proving that Microsoft’s grip on the market is shrinking, just as it has been and should continue to be………

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