Thursday, January 23, 2014

Lazy men get heart disease, Chinese dissidents get arrested and stoner ballers eat their ganja


- Welcome to the club, Cinmeon Bowers. That would be the club of athletes who have responded with, um, less than top-notch intelligence when it comes to reacting when the police come knocking and they are in possession of marijuana. Because so many athletes enjoy toking up, a few are bound to have encounters with John Q. Law while they have a blunt, dime bag or half-smoked fattie in their possession. What’s a baller to do when he or she is holding an illegal substance and doesn’t want to go to jail? For Bowers and two of his friends, the answer was simple. When the junior college baller and Florida State recruit and two teammates were pulled over for a speeding violation, officers smelled marijuana coming from the car. To prevent the law from stealing their stash, Bowers and Chipola College teammates Torian Graham, 20, and Jamaar McKay-Taylor, 19, ate the marijuana in an attempt to conceal it from the officers, according to a police statement. Yes, because munching on your ganja before baking it into a brownie or other dessert item is always a good idea. That in no way will make a person sick and/or lead to them being charged with tampering with evidence and taken to the Jackson County Correctional Facility. Amazingly enough, all three players have been suspended indefinitely by Chipola College until the legal process plays out. The conversation inside the car in between the time the flashing lights went on in the rearview and the time the officer reached the driver’s side window must have been some real Mensa-level dialogue. As expected, Florida State coach Leonard Hamilton said the school will wait until the legal process plays out before making any decision. No such wait is necessary to know that while stoners are geniuses at crafting a bong out of literally any household item, they’re absolute fools when it comes to reacting in pressure situations when their stash of the sticky icky is about to be discovered…………


- The only African-American Republican in the Senate is attempting to stay above the fray after being accused of being a new-age Uncle Tom by the NAACP. Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.) said he had no plans to  "reflect seriously" on comments made by a civil rights activist who accused him of being a puppet for the tea party. Scott, speaking on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, instead tried to keep the focus on the man being honored by the holiday. "Instead, I will honor the memory of Dr. King by being proactive in holding the door for others and serving my fellow man," Scott said in a statement. "And Rev. (William) Barber will remind me and others of what not to do." Barber is the president of the North Carolina NAACP, but made his inflammatory statements in a speech at a church in the senator's home state of South Carolina. "A ventriloquist can always find a good dummy," Barber said, adding that the extreme right in the state basically hand-picked Scott to be its stool pigeon on the Senate and spout its über-conservative agenda in Washington. Those words came as part of a diatribe in which Barber ripped African-Americans who he said aren't following in the spirit of King, including black youths who kill each other and those "who wear their pants down to their knees.” Grouping killers, senators and wearers of saggy pants is a pretty broad generalization, especially for someone who belongs to a race that has been the target of a slew of ugly and hateful generalizations over the year. Best of all, Scott said in his statement that he has never met Barber. Tearing into someone you’ve never met is always a foolproof strategy…for saying something asinine and regrettable. Scott added that to “reflect seriously on the comments a person, a pastor that is filled with baseless and meaningless rhetoric would be to do a disservice to the very people who have sacrificed so much and paved a way.” For once, a senator (sort of) takes the high road. So amazingly rare……..


- Is one of the biggest rock bands of this generation simply too busy with its own solo projects to come together for a new album? According to Radiohead guitarist Colin Greenwood, he and his bandmates may simply be going in too many different directions to find a mutually available time for a new project. Greenwood cited the respective side projects of Radiohead’s members as the primary reason they have yet to get working on the follow-up to their 2011 album “King of Limbs.” He insisted the quintet are eager to make new music together but are currently enjoying some down time following the tour to promote “Limbs.” "It's all up in the air at the minute. Thom's just come back from touring Atoms For Peace and he's having some quiet time,” Greenwood said. “I'm sorry to be vague but we're all just taking it easy at the moment. Just enjoying being at home and hanging out really. But at the same time, the vibe is very much Oxford and all good. It's like that." Like any successful rock star, Greenwood knows that fans would love to hear that Radiohead are hard at working writing, brainstorming and putting in late nights at the studio in search of their next great release. Hearing that your favorite band is getting older and enjoys being at home chilling with their families and relaxing doesn’t exactly inspire enthusiasm in the masses. On top of that, listen to how cheery and positive Greenwood sounds – not exactly fitting for a member one of the most mopey, melodramatic rock bands around. “We definitely want to do it all again but we've just got to give it some time for the dust to settle. What I'm trying to say is everyone's very happy and positive and looking forward to the next adventure,” Greenwood added………


- Surprise, surprise. In a stunning twist of irony, a prominent Chinese anti-corruption activist and legal scholar is on trial accused of organizing demonstrations demanding the authorities obey their own transparency laws. The Communist Party does not take well to anyone suggesting it should actually abide by the laws it establishes, so Xu Zhiyong, the leader of a moderate reformist group, was arrested in July for organizing small protests. The goal of the protest was to demand that government officials declare their income and assets. Xu’s supporters argue that his efforts have exposed shortcomings in Chinese President Xi Jinping’s signature anti-corruption policy. The government claims that the law has led to the takedown of 20,000 crooked officials. Xu is an unofficial representative of a group of activists and social media campaigners facing a secretive government crackdown because of their outspoken ways. Xu’s trial is the first major dissident case since Xi took power and is drawing more international attention than any Chinese judicial proceedings since Nobel Prize winner Liu Xiaobo was locked up for subversion in December 2008. The drama around Xu ratcheted up in August when he managed to record a message on an iPhone smuggled into the prison in which he appealed for democracy. In the 60-second recording, he said he would "sacrifice anything" for "freedom, public good and faith." His group, the New Citizens Movement, seeks to work within the current system to affect change. In 2010, he was even elected to a local Beijing district legislature as an independent. He campaigned on the closure of illegal detention centers and equal education rights for China’s migrant population. He established the New Citizens Movement in 2010 and initially expressed hope that Xi’s rise to power would be positive news for anti-corruption advocates. Instead, 16 activists have been detained in the anti-anti-establishment crackdown. As one would expect, most Chinese trials end in a conviction and that means Xu is likely headed for five long years in a Chinese labor camp……..


- Men, the time has come to get up off your fat ass. So says the American Heart Association. The AHA wants men to know that the risk of heart failure in men – even those who exercise regularly – increases with sitting for long periods of time. Researchers discovered that preventing heart failure requires a two-part approach combining two obvious techniques to combat idleness: increased physical activity and decreased levels of sedentary time. Amazingly, in an age when there are hordes of researchers probing every angle of every topic – important or not – this is actually the first study to investigate the link between heart failure and sedentary time, according to lead researcher Deborah Rohm Young, Ph.D. Young, who is also a senior scientist at Kaiser Permanente in Pasadena, Calif., and her colleagues came to a simple conclusion after doing their work: “Be more active and sit less.  That’s the message here,” Young said. For the project, t he researchers tracked a racially varied group of 84,170 men ages 45 to 69 without heart failure. They calculated exercise levels via a metabolic equivalent of task (METS), a measure of the body’s energy use. They factored in participants’ sedentary levels in terms of hours and some eight years of follow-up work later, they found that men with low levels of physical activity were 52 percent more likely to develop heart failure than those men with high physical activity levels. Men who spent five or more hours sitting down each day outside of work were 34 percent more likely to develop heart failure than men who spent no more than two hours a day sitting, regardless of the time they spent exercise. Worse still, the risk of heart failure increased twofold in men who sat for at least five hours a day and did less exercise than men who were very physically active and sat for two hours or fewer each day. From the results of the study, Young and her team issued statement in support of the AHA’s recommendation that men and women get at least 150 minutes per week of moderate-intensity aerobic activity to decrease their risk for heart failure and other cardiovascular diseases……….

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