Sunday, January 26, 2014

South Sudan ceasefire absurdity, Phil Collins + Adele and pot brownies at the teachers' party


- There is always one, as in one idiot who thinks it would be totally funny to take part of their ganja stash, grind it up and slip it into the brownie batter for the batch of baked treats they take to the office party. Granted, stoners aren't the smartest lot, but there has to be a special degree of stupid present for a person to think, “Duuuude, it would be totally funny if, like, I baked some quality kush into these brownies and everyone at the office party ate them and was totally tripping!” Northern California elementary school teacher Teresa Gilmete Badger is that stupid pothead and she was arrested after she allegedly brought marijuana-laced food to an after-hours employee potluck dinner. Badger, a 47-year-old teacher at Matthew Turner Elementary School in Benicia, cooked up her special treats for a late-November get-together with her fellow teachers. According to the Benicia Police Department, the fallout was extensive. Several people reported feeling ill, a police statement said, including a 15-year-old who also got sick after someone at the party brought leftovers home. "One of the partygoers was rushed to the hospital with severe reactions; she was hospitalized," Lt. Frank Hartig said. “The very next morning, another partygoer was taken to the hospital, because she continued to feel like she was under the influence of something." Rather than enjoy a free high, this person sought medical treatment and after she tested positive for THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol), the principal intoxicant in marijuana, police launched a six-week-long investigation that ended with Badger’s arrest According to a police statement, Badger had "allegedly confessed her involvement to individuals who were also in attendance at the party." She refused to speak to arresting officer and was booked into the Solano County Jail in Fairfield. Sounds like someone else is going to have to bring the fun to the teachers’ next party………


- Everyone who had a washed-up ‘80s pop star as the next logical collaborator for British songstress Adele’s much-awaited new album, raise your hand. One of the best voices in music today could work with damn near anyone she chose, so the fact that Adele is (allegedly) working with light-years-past-his-prime Phil Collins on new music is jarring to say the least. Collins is the one making the claims even though he also said he hasn’t really heard too much about his new collaborator. How anyone who remotely lieks music is ignorant of Adele is almost inexplicable, but in spite of his professed ignorance, Collins said he is writing new music with her and is impressed with her voice and level of success. “I've just started to work with Adele. She contacted me to write together," the former Genesis drummer said. “I wasn't actually too aware [of her]. I live in a cave [but] she's achieved an incredible amount and I really love her voice and I love some of that stuff she's done. So, to me, it's always an eye-opener. Educational.” Rumors of Adele’s next project have swirled since April of last year, when it was reported that she had started work on the successor to “21,” which has now sold over 26 million copies worldwide. Other rumored collaborators prior to Collins have included Simian Mobile Disco's James Ford and singer-songwriter Kid Harpoon, who has previously worked with Florence & The Machine and Jessie Ware………


- TiVo Inc., the San Jose-based maker of DVR technology, has become an afterthought in the tech world in recent years as a slew of competitors have crowded the DVR field. Shares of TiVo sank more than 2 percent Thursday and remained down Friday after a report that the company was planning to wind down its hardware business. Five of TiVo’s industrial designers have reportedly been laid off, reducing its hardware division to a bare bones unit with little support. TiVo denied the report….sort of. “We don’t confirm, deny or acknowledge staffing moves,” said Steve Wymer, the company’s vice president of public relations and corporate communications, in a statement. “We shift around our engineering department all the time. All I can say is, it is not true that we’ve dumped our hardware division. We are fully capable of delivering on our current and future hardware plans, whatever is in the roadmap.” Thanks for talking a lot while saying nothing, Steve-O. All you told the world is that your hardware division still exists (for now) and can deliver on whatever vague, unspecific plans you have for the future. Layoffs or not, TiVo currently employs around 900 people, most of them in the company’s Silicon Valley offices. Approximately 80 percent of them are on the engineering or technical side of the business. Despite its non-denial denial, TiVo has been public about its shifting focus, from hardware to cloud-based digital video solutions in the face of competition from Apple, Google and even smaller players like Roku. This latest report is a stark contrast to the positive third-quarter earnings numbers TiVo posted and its best-ever quarter for new subscribers through cable partners, bringing its total subscriber base to a total of approximately 3.9 million. Even its net income of $12.5 million exceeded guidance. The most recent DVR box from TiVo, the Roamio, included cloud-based apps for mobile devices and debuted late last year. Overall, the company’s the company’s research and development spending has been down and experts have questioned its commitment to innovation in an increasingly crowded market. The official TiVo response is that it is slashing its development budget in order to focus on securing deals with cable operators such as Virgin Media, RCN and Grande Communications……..


- Winning college basketball games isn’t easy. When your team has a magical season going and is ranked No. 16 in the country, you clearly don’t short-circuit that run by keeping one of your best players off the court, right Iowa State administration and Iowa Supreme Court? These powerful educational and judicial figures understand the importance of a winning basketball team and with the Cyclones 15-3 and positioned for a top seed in the NCAA tournament with a strong finish, they will need all hands on deck. One of those hands will be guard Bubu Palo, who hasn’t played this season while at the center of an ugly court battle with the Iowa Board of Regents and is now cleared to return to the court thanks to the justices of the state’s highest court. The court denied a request by the board of regents to keep Palo off the court following a suspension in 2012 after being charged with second-degree sexual assault. The charge was eventually dropped early last year and the university's Office of Judicial Affairs cleared Palo to return to the team. His return was short-circuited when Palo was found to have violated Iowa State's student code of conduct by president Steven Leath and kicked off the team on Aug. 30. Clearly, Leath doesn’t appreciate the importance of fielding a Top 25 basketball team at all costs, but thankfully the court does. Sure, Palo was never convicted of anything, but a sexual assault charge being dropped doesn’t always mean no crime was committed. It simply means there wasn’t a strong enough case for a conviction. Conviction or not, Palo was back in uniform against Kansas State on Saturday and assuming he stays clear of legal trouble in the next two months, he’ll be a part of whatever run the Cyclones put together this season……….


- Why bother? South Sudan is the world’s newest country and its biggest train wreck of internal strife and sectarian violence, so there really is no point in negotiating any sort of ceasefire. Neither side wants or plans to lay down its arms, so cease with the ceasefire talks and move on to the next step. Have any doubts? A new peace deal was barely signed before, South Sudan's government and rebels accused each other of attacks that came after the ceasefire was supposed to take hold. Information Minister Michel Makeur Lueth blamed the rebels for the attacks and vowed that if the attacks continue, government troops will defend themselves. Rebel spokesman Lul Ruai Koang pushed that blame squarely back on the government’s side of the table. "It is government forces who are breaking the cease-fire, not us. ... they attacked our positions and immediately accused us of breaching the cease-fire,” Koang said. He claimed the attacks took place in Unity and Jonglei states "and we fought back in self-defense." Prior to the agreement, government leaders expressed fear that fighters in Jonglei known as the White Army would not abide by the deal. "These are rebels and they are undisciplined people and not a regular force and have no central command, and for that matter it is not strange that they immediately violated it," Lueth said. Ouch, minister. Not only are you blaming the other side for not abiding by the peace deal, but you’re talking smack about them being undisciplined as well? In spite of the continued violence, Lueth insisted the peace deal was not a waste of time. That seems like a lie and another approach is the next logical step in a conflict between government forces and rebels loyal to former Vice President Riek Machar that has forced 500,000 people from their homes and killed thousands since hostilities broke out Dec. 15. Mix in satellite images of the intentional burning of some 750 homes near the town of Bentiu and gross violations of human rights during the conflict and this dumpster fire of a nation is feuding like a seasoned country with hundreds of years of hatred and injustice……….

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