Monday, November 12, 2012

Who wants to direct "Star Wars," weight-loss Pepsi and South African art theft idiocy


- So….maybe it wasn’t a good idea for Atlanta Falcons receiver Roddy White to run his mouth and suggest that his team had the "pedigree" to finish 16-0. It also seems unwise, in retrospect, that the Falcons blatantly provided motivational fuel for their opponent Sunday by (allegedly) talking ridiculous smack to New Orleans Saints linebacker and former Falcon Curtis Lofton prior to the game. Lofton provoked the trash talk to some extent by suggesting that there was no rivalry between the teams because the Saints had won 11 of the last 13 matchups. "They were talking (expletive) to our guy Curtis Lofton," Saints linebacker Scott Shanle said. "I couldn't even understand them. They were just walking all over our drills trying to mess with him. (Jonathan) Vilma went and told their coach it was classless, and they didn't even say anything. It set the tone for the day. It was classless, and they got what they deserved." Adding up all of the motivation the Falcons handed to the Saints and mixing in New Orleans trying to rally from an 0-4 start to get back into playoff contention and the Saints’ 31-27 win to end Atlanta’s unbeaten start to the season isn't surprising. Drew Brees threw four touchdown passes to lead his team and anyone who watched the game knows the Saints earned the win. Everyone except White, apparently. Even after his team was dealt its first loss by a team that outplayed it, White stubbornly refused to give New Orleans credit. "It's not like they came out here and won a game," White insisted. "I think we kind of gave it to them. We play them in three weeks, and we'll be ready." Fine, but why weren’t you ready the first time around? Players insisting their opponents didn’t “win” games because their team “gave” the game away is one of the worst trends in the NFL right now. Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Mathews tried the same excuse in talking about last season’s NFC playoff loss to the New York Giants and the San Francisco 49ers ran out that same tired rationale to explain their own loss to the Giants in the NFC championship game. Next time an NFLer believes his team was beaten by an inferior opponent, would that NFLer please pause and look up at the scoreboard before speaking………


- Pepsi isn't in the business of producing healthy beverages, but the world is changing and people are becoming more health-conscious when it comes to what they put into their bodies – for the most part. With a shifting global health climate, even soft drink makers may need to change their direction and what better place to experiment with a new health-oriented soda than a place that is not the United States? Pepsi is going Asian with its newest product, a fiber-infused drink it has dubbed the “Pepsi Special.” What makes this beverage so special? It contains dextrin, a fiber that distributor Suntory claims helps reduce fat levels in the body. Yes, a fat-reducing soda, for real. Because it wants to appeal to the key demographic that is young, health-conscious men, Pepsi is pushing this curious cola with ads such as the one on its website in which a businessman comically attempts to chose between a woman dressed in a pizza costume and another in a burger outfit. What the hell is the message in that spot? That if you don’t want to give up either of those two unhealthy food choices, then you should drink Pepsi Special and than it will all be good. Japan has a very different soft drink market than the United States and in Japan odd-flavored drinks are more common as companies attempt to rip a slice of the country’s $48-billion-a-year soft drink business. Pepsi has tried bizarre flavors such as strawberry and milk, salty watermelon, and yogurt in Japan so far, so why not weight-loss cola? If the flavor succeeds in Japan, it could be a hit in obese-but-want-to-lose-weight-without-exercising-or-dieting America………


- Not all art thieves are art experts. The geniuses who robbed the Pretoria Art Museum of five paintings worth more than $2 million prove that point emphatically. Whoever these criminals are, they walked away from their South African endeavor with significantly less of a payday than they could have earned. Maybe their plot went awry and they weren't able to carry all six works of art they had ripped off the museum walls, but the painting they left behind was the most valuable of the lot. According to museum management, the robbers pretended to be museum visitors before they pulled out guns and a “shopping list” of paintings which they forced an employee to help them find. The five works they stole were all by prominent South African artists, including works by Irma Stern and Gerard Sekoto, each worth about $1 million. “All the artists they took are artists who are doing brilliantly in South Africa and internationally,” said Imre Lamprecht, head of the art department at South African art auction house Stephan Welz & Co. However, it is the one painting on the list the thieves left lying on the ground that could have made them the most money on the black market. Stern’s “Two Malay Musicians,” worth about $1.4 million, was simply tossed on the ground outside the museum, theoretically because it did not fit into their getaway car. How these would-be Mensas came up with a detailed plan but failed to calculate the amount of space they would need to pack and transport their bounty is mind-boggling, but in underscores the point that the most brilliant people walking the Earth typically do not end up committing crimes for a living. Perhaps some good can come from this incident, as the notoriously lax security at South African public museums could use a boost. Having five prominent works stolen could be the impetus to make that happen……….


- Does anyone want to direct the newly announced "Star Wars: Episode VII," a movie sure to have immense hype and a massive budget? Disney has purchased the franchise from creator and dork demigod George Lucas and is looking to breathe new life into the iconic outer-space series….if it can find a director. Steven Spielberg has made it clear he has no interest in the project and now top choice J.J. Abrams has also said no to the endeavor. "Look, Star Wars is one of my favorite movies of all time," Abrams, who helmed a “Star Trek” sequel and would seem to be qualified for “Star Wars,” replied. "I frankly feel that -- I almost feel that, in a weird way, the opportunity for whomever it is to direct that movie, it comes with the burden of being that kind of iconic movie and series. I am looking forward more [than] anyone to the next iterations of Star Wars, but I believe I will be going as a paying moviegoer.” Abrams was reportedly at the top of the wish list for Disney, along with  "Iron Man" director Jon Favreau and "Safety Not Guaranteed" filmmaker Colin Trevorrow. What the seventh “Star Wars” does have is a writer, with  "Toy Story 3" and "Little Miss Sunshine" screenwriter Michael Arndt on board.  Favreau seemed more open to the opportunity when asked about it and spoke highly of the potential for the film for whoever is chosen, but so far no official offers have been made or accepted, so the legions of dorks in their Storm Trooper or Wookie costumes awaiting the identity of their next cinematic overlord will have to wait a little longer………


- Well, this should definitely help the town of Wellesley, Mass. eliminate the unsavory phenomenon of kooks dress in ratty old clothes and diving into dumpsters and other piles of garbage in search of discarded treasure. An unidentified Brazilian immigrant living in nearby Marlboro made the find of a lifetime while sifting through piles of rubble at the Wellesley dump. The man, who works as a handyman and visits the dump twice a week to find magazines he cuts up and uses to create art, was going through his normal routine during a visit last month when he stumbled upon an old book stuffed to the brim with money. He opened the book and found tens of thousands of dollars inside. “When I opened like this and I saw the money, I closed the book and I run to my car,” he recalled. “I look if I can see a name in the book, someone put their name in the front page, you know how people write their names in the book? I was quite surprised.” There was no name in the book, but there was an estimated $20,000-$30,000 inside. Given the place where the money was found and the circumstances under which it was discovered, some finders might take the cash directly to the bank and not ask questions. Rather than claim the small fortune as his own, the man has decided to wait and see if the rightful owner will come forward. He wonders if the money wasn’t being set aside for something important, like a down payment on a house, and said he would want the chance to claim the money if he were the one who lost it. So far, dozens of emails have come in and many have encouraged him to keep the money. He has set a six-month time limit for claiming the money and if no one comes forward to identify the exact amount of cash, describe how the money was placed in the book and name the other two items in the book, the fortune will be his……….

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