Friday, November 02, 2012

Cartoon Jesus + Pussy Riot, the NFL in L.A. and more bad news for gingers


- India, say hello to Playboy Light. See, the Asian power is getting a slice of Hugh Hefner’s empire, but it’s a diluted, watered-down version. The Playboy club franchise is coming to India – no, not the crappy drama that was canceled after one month on NBC – but it won't have any of the sizzle of its counterparts in less-conservative corners of the world. In other words, no Playboy bunnies in revealing outfits. Because India has strict censorship laws and there is no Indian version of Playboy, the skanks who wait on patrons will not were the typical black satin bodices, bow ties, cuffs and bunny ears. According to PB Lifestyle, no decision has been made on what waitresses will wear in India, but in a socially conservative country where it is frowned upon for couples to hold hands in public, don’t expect anything too risqué. "The costumes of the bunnies, who are integral to the Playboy culture, will be based on Indian sensibilities and morals," Sanjay Gupta, CEO of PB Lifestyle. "Our clubs will not have any nudity. So there should not be any problem and we are prepared to deal with it if there is any." Wait….no nudity and very little skin showing? Then what the hell is the point of a Playboy club? It’s a magazine Hefner founded to show off naked pictures of hot chicks and promote a hedonistic lifestyle. Rather than attempt to jam that philosophy into a place where a major cricket tournament drew criticism and threats when it hired foreign cheerleaders in short skirts, maybe accept the fact that Playboy and India don’t mesh and allow all of the randy Indian men to access their Playboy content the normal way: online. The first faux-Playboy property in India will be a club in the resort state of Goa, followed by one in Hyderabad. Without the usual, um, attractions, it’s difficult to see how it’s going to be any different than any other club in the country………


- Gingers, here’s some more bad news for you. Not only are you treated like an entirely different species at times and used as the butt of so, so many jokes, but science now says you have a previously unknown cause for your higher risk for melanoma, the deadliest type of skin cancer. Previously, scientists believed that gingers’ fair and sometimes freckly skin provides less natural protection against UV radiation from the sun, but a study conducted by Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston suggests another cause. Dr. David Fisher and his team have found that genetic factors of the skin pigment that's predominantly found in redheads may be to blame for the increased melanoma risk. Melanoma is the leading cause of death from skin disease, so figuring out its cause is somewhat important. More than 76,000 cases expected to be diagnosed in 2012 in addition to nearly 9,200 deaths caused by the cancer and thanks to Fisher’s work, science has a better grip on its root cause. "We've known for a long time that people with red hair and fair skin have the highest melanoma risk of any skin type," said Fisher, chief of dermatology at Massachusetts General. With the findings, Fisher believes it may be possible to develop better sunscreens and other measures that directly address this pigmentation-associated risk while maintaining sufficient protection against UV radiation. As the basis for their study, Fisher and his team theorized that skin type alone can't explain the rise in melanoma risk among redheads because this increased risk has also seen been seen in skin areas not directly exposed to sun. They tested their theory on two strains of mice that were genetically identical, except one group was bred to have a gene giving them the pigment-producing gene that causes red hair and fair skin in humans. After testing to activate genes associated with melanoma, they found that half of the red mice had developed melanoma within months without UV exposure, compared with only a few in the other group. After completing their work, they postulated that higher melanoma risk for gingers may actually be caused by "oxidative damage," from molecules called reactive oxygen species (ROS) which damage cells' DNA. With these findings, there is added hope that melanoma could be a preventable disease, even for gingers………


- Do Americans really need to have their votes counted correctly on Election Day? Isn't it enough to know that they voted and that someone, somewhere received that vote? In Arapahoe County, Colo., this question is up for debate because a group of elector-skeptics are questioning the reliability of the state’s electronic voting machines. With more than 1 million Coloradans having already cast their vote and early numbers from the Secretary of State’s Office showing 39 percent of early voters are registered Republicans, 36 percent are Democrats, with the rest are unaffiliated, the race for president and other highly-prized government offices could be close and turn on a few votes. As the numbers were released, a group led by attorney Paul Hultin came out with guns blazin’ and looking to shoot down the credibility of the secretary’s office and the accuracy of votes in the critical county. “It could compromise the integrity of the entire election in a very close state,” Hultin said. Hultin has been on this crusade since 2006, when he sued the state, claiming the electronic machines could be easily manipulated. That tactic didn’t work and now he has shifted his focus to charging the Secretary of State’s Office with not monitoring the installation of software to ensure the security of a ballot. “He hasn’t followed his own regulations to ensure the touch-screen voting machines meet state standards and he hasn’t done the inspections to make sure standards have been met,” Hultin said. Amazingly enough, the secretary’s office disagrees and Secretary of State Scott Gessler says his office personally monitored over 1,000 voting machines, including over 400 electronic devices like the ones used in Arapahoe County. “This equipment has held up in the most rigorous condition in the state of Colorado year after year after year,” Gessler said. Any Arapahoe County voters with doubts can check a physical copy of their ballot to make sure, but here’s guessing that very few actually do check……….


- Quick, what do imprisoned Russian punks Pussy Riot, an animated version of Jesus and Cartman have in common? They all appeared in the most recent episode of “South Park,” that’s what. Pussy Riot remain at the center of a much-bigger-than-it-should-be sh*t-storm of controversy for merely exercising their right to free speech in an anti-government performance at a Russian church. The impromptu show landed three members of the band in prison and has spawned an outcry of outrage from artists and free-thinking individuals around the world and the campaign to free the imprisoned punk rockers has reached the powerful airwaves of basic cable. In the episode, which according to the pokes fun at people of rallying behind causes without thinking about what they are supporting, shows cartoon Jesus telling the residents of South Park how they ought to handle their activism. " Causes should not be worn on our wrists with a sneer. Let’s keep our causes where they belong, which is right here,” he says, pulling open his robe to reveal a 'Free Pussy Riot' T-shirt. "On T-Shirts! Free Pussy Riot!" Of course, the scene is also a subtle dig at religious individuals who wear God-centered slogans on their t-shirts and don’t actually live out what they pretend to believe in, so “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone got two digs in for the price of one. So far, the crusade to free Pussy Riot has been partially successful, with band member Yekaterina Samutsevich released on appeal after her lawyers successfully argued that she hadn't even managed to take her guitar out of its case before being kicked out of the cathedral. With “South Park,” Björk, Madonna and Paul McCartney all advocating for their release, the remaining imprisoned members of the band haven’t had their freedom restored yet……..


- Los Angeles is about to have an NFL stadium. Now if only the city had an actual team to play in that stadium, the equation would be complete. For several years, various groups have been campaigning to bring an NFL team back to the nation’s second-largest media market and replace the Rams, who left for St. Louis in 1994, and the Raiders, who returned to Oakland in 1995. AEG president and CEO Tim Leiweke has led the biggest charge in recent years and at long last, half of his efforts have paid off. Farmers Field is ready for construction after the Los Angeles City Council last month unanimously approved plans to build the stadium and the 30-day window for legal challenges to the project passed with no disputes. Farmers Field is a proposed $1.5 billion downtown football stadium connected to an expanded Los Angeles Convention Center and along with AEG, the Play Fair Coalition was able to secure commitments from Farmers Field on a wide range of community benefits and measures, including funding for affordable housing, air quality improvement projects, improvements serving bus riders, additional parks and open space, neighborhood improvement plans and a community team to promote health in the surrounding area. At the core of the agreement is a $15 million Housing Trust Fund that will create affordable housing units in Pico-Union, South Los Angeles and Downtown Los Angeles, which is a nice way of adding PR-friendly B.S. to the real purpose of the deal. "With this important milestone, for the first time in almost two decades, the City of Los Angeles is finally poised to see the return of the NFL," Leiweke said. "With this settlement in place, the project can move forward to spur job creation and offer an even more robust package of measures benefitting the community." Even with all of the goodwill in recent weeks, the project still cannot break ground until AEG secures an NFL team. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell sent a memo to all 32 teams in July stating that any franchise interested in relocating for the 2013 season must apply between Jan. 1 and Feb. 15, so the window is rapidly approaching. Any team wishing to move to L.A. must prove as part of its application that it has exhausted all attempts to remain in its current location. Let the bidding begin………

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