Saturday, November 10, 2012

Faking Steelers, Bahrain bullsh*t and the Internet in space


- Way to take the situation eight steps too far, Bahrain. No country likes its people rising up and demanding change by its government, but there is no reason to revoke their citizenship. That’s exactly what Bahrain’s government has done, much to the chagrin of two human rights groups, the Bahrain Center for Human Rights and the Bahrain Youth Society for Human Rights. The groups decried the government’s announcement that it had revoked the citizenship of 31 Bahrainis, described by human rights activists as mostly former political detainees. A joint statement by the two groups voiced their “grave concern over the systematic targeting of prominent political activists, former members of parliament, clerics and others.” Although their plea for United States, U.K., United Nations and others to put pressure on the Bahraini authorities to reverse the decision and allow freedom of expression, don’t bank on it. Sure, the kingdom has systematic and widespread human-rights violations, but just because it is home to the U.S. Navy's Fifth Fleet doesn’t mean America will intervene. Pro-democracy protests have occurred throughout the past year, but the government remains entrenched in its position. An official statement by the Ministry of Interior that cited a law allowing “the re-evaluation of nationality when a holder of the Bahraini citizenship causes damage to state security,” which is complete horse sh*t but which no one with any muscle to affect change will challenge. Oddly enough, the list of names of 31 people whose citizenship had been revoked included Ali Hassan Mushaima, the son of the leader of the Haq movement, Hassan Mushaima, who is serving a life sentence. It has to be a weird coincidence because if it’s not, then the Bahraini government would seem to be oppressing the basic rights of its people in über-cowardly fashion. “The Minister of Interior will take the necessary measures to implement this in conformity with the kingdom's commitments under international law,” the statement said. The lone piece of good news in this sheet cake of injustice is that many on the list are living abroad with at least eight in the U.K., and others in Iran, Iraq, Sweden and Australia and have been granted political asylum by other countries……….


- Is this the NFL or European soccer? Players faking injuries is endemic to “the world’s game,” but there are fakers in other sports too and one of them plays for a team typically known as one of the toughest and most physical in the NFL. Pittsburgh Steelers Emmanuel Sanders and his team have been fined a combined $50,000 by the league because the receiver faked an injury during an Oct. 21 game in Cincinnati. Sanders grabbed the back of his leg and collapsed to the ground like he had taken a bullet from a sniper during the fourth quarter of Pittsburgh's 24-17 win. NFL executive vice president of football operations Ray Anderson reveiwed footage of the incident and fined Sanders $15,000 and the team $35,000. Initially Sanders tried to play coy when asked about the matter, but eventually he stopped talking about it entirely. It didn’t help his cause that during the game, NBC announcers openly discussed their belief Sanders apparently was deliberately feigning an injury to help his team save a timeout. Anderson said the incident appeared to be isolated on the part of the Steelers and found no indication there was a system of faking in place. "If I believed that to be the case, the discipline would be substantially more," Anderson said. "Instead, it reflects the commissioner's strong view that it is the responsibility of the club to insure that its players are familiar with and in compliance with the league's competitive rules." Anderson penned an open letter to Sanders and Steelers general manager Kevin Colbert citing video evidence showing Sanders being attended to by trainers to keep up the (alleged) ruse and then returning to the game for the next play, a Pittsburgh punt on which Sanders outran his teammates and downed the ball. "The video of the play shows Sanders running swiftly and effortlessly toward the punted ball, and then leaving the field with no sign of discomfort," Anderson wrote. ‘Nuff said……….


- Dream the impossible dream and it can come true in outer space. For example, if your dream was to successfully control a small robot in Germany from the International Space Station (ISS) with the help of a new networking protocol designed for deep space communication, it could have come true just this week. NASA announced the miraculous news that will certainly change the world in (no) very real and tangible ways any time soon, telling the tale of an experiment in which it deployed a small Lego robot at the European Space Operations Centre in Darmstadt, Germany, and space station commander Sunita Williams connected to the robot from a Lenovo ThinkPad T61p laptop on board the ISS's Columbus Orbital Laboratory. The idea behind the simulation was to replicate a spacecraft orbiting any other planetary body and the test relied on NASA's Disruption Tolerant Networking (DTN) protocol, which the space agency a decade ago jointly developed with TCP/IP co-inventor and Google VP Vint Cerf. Because the technology can withstand delays and disruptions that might be common in space due to long distances and obstacles like planets and solar storms, it is much different than the Earth-bound Internet Protocol, which establishes an end-to-end connection before sending data. Disruption Tolerant Networking, or DTN, moves data node-to-node and can pause and wait for new connections to open up before relaying information to further nodes. NASA expects DTN to be one of its primary future space protocols and play a key role in future space exploration and communication. "The experimental DTN we've tested from the space station may one day be used by humans on a spacecraft in orbit around Mars to operate robots on the surface, or from Earth using orbiting satellites as relay stations," NASA deputy associate administrator for space communications Badri Younes said in a statement. NASA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and now the European Space Agency are all involved in the research and hope their progress will benefit the world of space exploration on a large scale………


- Clearly, not everyone in America has fully accepted and digested the results of Tuesday’s presidential election. More than a few people (no names named, Fox News conserva-Nazi ass hats) are still pissed about President Barack Obama and at least a few of those people reside in Mississippi. They also happen to work at a Siemens plant in Jackson, Miss. It was at the electronics manufacturing plant that employee Robert White and a few of his co-workers were t-shirts to work this week that both represented their union and trumpeting Obama’s success. Supervisors weren't enthralled with the shirts and eventually the issue made its way to the numb-nutted squares in human resources, who told the workers sporting Obama shirts that they had to either remove their shirts or go home. White, who works on the plant’s assembly line, said he and his cohorts purchased the shirts through a local union and have worn them before. He also alleged that a double standard is in play at the plant and pointed to a racially tinged example of what he is talking about. "I've seen Romney and Ryan shirts on a couple of white guys," White said. "You got people coming out there with confederate flags and different things…other political type of statements, and I can't wear the president of the United States of America - I don't know where I'm at anymore." You’re in the Deep South, bro. You’re also rocking a massive portrait of Obama on your back and maybe the powers that be don’t find his face as delightfully pleasant as those Messrs Romney and Ryan……….


- Do the ancient Greeks smelllllllllll………what The Rock…..is……cookin’? Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who has mostly put his professional wrestling days behind him and is now full-fledged action star, will next play Hercules in a film based on a popular graphic novel called “Hercules: The Thracian Wars,” which was published in 2008.The chiseled Johnson seems like an ideal fit to play the muscle-bound hero in a script adapted by rookie writer Ryan Condal with script revisions by Evan Spiliotopoulos, who's also been working on the ridiculously unnecessary and sure-to-suck “Wanted 2” recently. Brett Ratner, the man to go to in Hollywood when making a big-budget, mega-hyped blockbuster sure to spend way too much money and not bring in nearly as much as expected, will direct. Ratner is best known for (other than wasting loads of cash on his films) the “Rush Hour” movies and 2006's “X-Men: The Last Stand.” Production isn't scheduled to begin until early next year and in the meantime, Johnson will have plenty of new projects to promote and debut. He will reach the big screen at some point with the blockbuster sequel “GI Joe: Retaliation,” which has been repeatedly delayed but is due out in March. One month later, he will appear alongside Mark Wahlberg in “Pain & Gain,” an action comedy. Playing Hercules will bring him back into the same general cinematic territory he explored in one of his first big acting breaks, 20XX’s “The Scorpion King.” Many well-known actors have played Hercules over the years, including Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in the cult 1970 film “Hercules In New York.” An animated project in 1997 saw Disney task Tate Donovan with voicing the Greek hero. Now, the former World Wrestling Entertainment champion will have hit shot………

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