Sunday, September 02, 2012

Sri Lankan hangmen, movie news and rule-breaking Trojans


- It is long overdue, but here is the latest example of a kook seeing a sign from the Almighty in a random place in nature. Past entries have included tree bark, piles of grass clippings, grease stains on restaurant stoves and the burned shapes on a piece of toast. The newest member of the club is a slightly different story because there is a nice, heartwarming angle to her tale. On the positive side, Fyffe, Ala. resident Trudy Lott has experienced a real-life miracle as her husband underwent surgery last year for pancreatic cancer and is now cancer free and healthy once again. That is the solid, non-mockable side of the story. On the other hand, it’s difficult not to make fun of someone who goes all hidden puzzle maze on the side of a horse and believes she sees the image of a child and a praying man in the fur of that horse. Lott snapped a picture of the supposed miraculous sign and sent it to local news outlets along with a message: “This is a picture of a young child facing a man bending over in prayer that is on the side of my paint horse. I had never noticed it until after I brought my husband home from the hospital after having surgery for pancreatic cancer. He was diagnosed in October of last year. After surgery and a series of chemo he at this time is cancer free. I truly believe God had a hand in this, don’t you?” In short…no. In her husband’s recovery, maybe. In her seeing something that isn't actually there on the side of a horse? Nope. The only way there will be an image of a child and a praying man in the fur of Bandit, the five-year-old paint horse, is if Lott actually paints the scene on the horse herself. Odds are she’s “seeing” the praying child and man because she was looking for strength and asked God for a sign, therefore the power of suggestion is hard at work on her own mind. As always, there is no shortage of kooks in the world finding signs of the Almighty in random places in nature………


- That didn’t last long. USC’s football program was just emerging from the darkness of a two-year postseason ban and scholarship reductions from NCAA rules violations committed under the tenure of former coach Pete Carroll and the Trojans were riding high to start the 2012 season. The violations by former USC running back Reggie Bush and others were in the rearview mirror and new coach Lane Kiffin, in his second year with the Trojans, has his team ranked No. 1 in the nation at the outset of the new campaign. But before USC could even kick off their season opener against Hawaii, news broke that the school is investigating reports that two former athletes received gifts from an employee of the Los Angeles County assessor's office. The allegations pertain to former tailback Joe McKnight and former men's basketball player Davon Jefferson, who allegedly received a car, an airline ticket and cash from Scott Schenter, a former appraiser under investigation in an apparently unrelated scandal at the assessor's office. Haden, who took over for Mike Garrett in July 2010 as USC was mired in scandal, said USC investigated reports of McKnight using a Land Rover registered to Schenter in 2009 but did not find any violations. He added that the school wasn't aware of additional gifts to the two athletes, but that USC already has discussed the report with the NCAA and Pac-12. No explanation has been given as to the connection between Schenter and the two athletes, but more violations for the football and men’s basketball programs would be damaging and go to further impugn the already-terrible image of what the USC athletic department became under Garrett, Carroll and former men’s basketball coach Tim Floyd……….


- Summer is ending with a fizzle, not a sizzle, for the movie industry. All of the major blockbusters have dropped and now, a bunch of lesser-known films are debuting to underwhelming numbers. That trend is illustrated perfectly by the top of the earnings list this Labor Day weekend, as newcomers “The Possession’ and “Lawless” scored the top two spots with a combined total that shouldn’t be enough to lead the way on an average movie weekend. “Possession” ranked first with $17.7 million in its debut, followed not so closely by “Lawless” with a meager $9.6 million in its first weekend. The top film from the previous two weekends, “Expendables 2,” rode its cast of has-beens to a third place finish and $8.8 million, raising its three-week tally to $66.1 million. Fourth place belonged to the Bourne-less “Bourne” movie known as “The Bourne Legacy,” which made $7.3 million for the frame and yet still has not crossed the $100 million barrier in domestic earnings after a month. With $96.2 million thus far, it’s on pace to be the lowest-earning “Bourne” movie yet. Kid-friendly “ParaNorman” was fifth with $6.5 million and has a cumulative domestic total of $38 million. Next on the list was “The Odd Life of Timothy Green,” sixth for a second consecutive weekend with a take of $6.1 million for a three-week tally of $35.9 million. “The Dark Knight Rises” hung in the top 10 for another weekend, landing in seventh place with $5.9 million to up its haul to $431.2 million in seven weeks of release. Will Ferrell’s “The Campaign” was the eighth-place film on the strength of a $5.5 million weekend and has been solid enough to earn $73 million in its first four weeks in theaters. Republican horror flick “2016 Obama's America” was ninth on the list and made $5.1 million. It has politicked its way to $18.2 million through eight weeks. Geezer romantic comedy “Hope Springs” claimed the last spot in the top 10 with $4.7 million for a four-week bank roll of $52.1 million. “Premium Rush” (No. 11) and “Hit and Run” (No. 12) both fell out of the top 10 in just their second week of release………


- The name of Dov Moran may not ring a bell even for the biggest of tech dorks. However, Moran is a meaningful technological mind for anyone who has a USB flash (or jump) drive dangling from their keychain or a lanyard around their neck. He was the founder of M-systems, the company that invented the USB flash drive. M-systems was sold to SanDisk at the end of 2006 for $1.6 billion, but Moran didn’t take his profits from the sale and ride off into the digital sunset. He kept working, kept inventing and on introduced his latest gadget, the Smartype, a new computer keyboard that Wednesday, he has a built in screen that displays and represents the last line typed, making it possible to keep one’s eyes looking only at the keyboard instead of having to glance up at the screen. Moran hopes the invention will change the way computer users operate and believes his invention is one of the first major advances in keyboard technology since the first one was invented nearly 150 years ago. Like most great inventions, it was born out of necessity in everyday life. "I invented Smartype since I had my own problem typing," Moran explained. "When I typed, I found myself looking constantly back and forth from the keyboard to the computer screen, checking the spelling and typing language.” The idea is a simple one and for the Israeli inventor, it could make him even richer. Morgan hopes the Smartype will help him bounce back from a significant failure five years ago, when he invented Modu, the first Israeli mobile phone company. Modu’s quest to build a tiny and simple phone, but then the iPhone and other smartphone options happened and Modu never caught on. The company went out of business in 2011 and Moran conceded that the idea was not one of his best. “I failed with Modu,” he said. "But you need to fall and bounce back and continue on." Despite the growth of the tablet and laptop markets and how much people use their smartphones for browsing and other formely computer-centric purposes, about 100 million keyboards are sold each year worldwide. Moran is aiming to snag 10 percent of that market with the Smartype and with a relatively modest cost of $99, he just might be onto something. To further entice users, the keyboard comes with a set of applications that can display the weather, time and last email……….


- Never say there aren’t chances for new and exciting jobs in this world. For anyone who speaks Sinhala or is willing to splurge on Rosetta Stone and learn quickly, an amazing opportunity has arisen in Sri Lanka. Time is limited because officials there began interviews Tuesday for the post of hangman a year after two positions fell vacant. That’s right, hangings may have gone out of fashion in favor of more modern alternatives to send convicts shuffling off this mortal coil, but there are still nations just backwards enough to still utilize the practice. Anyone who wants in needs to act quickly and buy a plane ticket right away because from the sound of it, the posts could fill in a hurry. "About 176 applicants are there and interviews are going on today and tomorrow," Gamini Kulatunga, commissioner operations at the Prisons Department, told Reuters. "Only males will be eligible for the post.” Sorry ladies, but you’ll have to find somewhere else to hang convicted criminals. Whomever Prisons Department officials select, there is a major question to answer, namely how the two new executioners are going to fill their days. See, the death penalty has not been used in Sri Lanka, a predominantly Buddhist country, since 1976. One of the two men who filled the positions died and the other was promoted, creating the vacancies. Why fill the spots? With a significant rise in child abuse, rapes, murders, and drug trafficking since the 25-year war against Tamil Tiger separatists ended in May 2009, many lawyers and politicians have campaigned for the death penalty to be reintroduced. With at least 480 convicts on death row for murder and drugs offenses who could potentially be executed, the gallows could see plenty of action if the death penalty is reinstituted……….

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