Wednesday, September 12, 2012

An asshat expands his TV empire, fish oils are worthless and another worthless U.S. soccer victory


- Downing fish oils sounds like something a person would do only if there were definite health benefits to be received. When a group of Greek researchers inform the world that omega-3 fatty acids, found in oily fish such as sardines and salmon, don’t actually stave off heart disease and stroke, then what’s the point? The Greek-searchers conducted a review and analysis of previous clinical trials including more than 68,000 participants and concluded that the fatty acids have no impact on overall death rates, deaths from heart disease, or strokes and heart attacks. It did not matter if the fatty acids were consumed in pill form or from fish in the diet, according to lead researcher Mosef Elisef of the University Hospital of Ioannina. "Overall, omega-3...supplementation was not associated with a lower risk of all-cause mortality, cardiac death, sudden death, myocardial infarction, or stroke based on relative and absolute measures of association," Elisef wrote in his team’s findings. The research directly contradicts (nothing new for science) evidence from a decade ago suggesting that omega-3s, including the acids known as EPA and DHA, had a strong protective effect even though the mechanism wasn't understood. At the time, scientists cited improvements in levels of triglycerides - a type of fat in the blood - as well as blood pressure levels and heart rhythm disturbances. There has remained a certain level of disagreement over the issue in the interim, but the tide has shifted and changed substantially earlier this year when a group of Korean researchers found that omega-3 supplements had no effect on heart disease or death based on 20,000 participants in previous trials. That set up the Greek study, which pooled results of 18 clinical trials that assigned participants randomly to take either omega-3 supplements, or not. Data in the study reached back as far as 1989. Time to move on to the next “miracle” cure-all……….


- While the world has paid attention to the ongoing chaos in Libya, the trampling of human rights in China and other flare-ups around the globe, Iran has apparently been very busy. Believe it or not, despot Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his regime have allegedly moved further toward the ability to build a nuclear weapon, according to the U.N. atomic agency. The agency said it has received new and significant intelligence over the past month showing that Iran has advanced its work on calculating the destructive power of an atomic warhead through a series of computer models that it ran sometime within the past three years. For the record, Iran continues to insist its nuclear program is only for peaceful, energy-creating purposes. According to the U.N. diplomats, the information comes from Israel, the United States and at least two other Western countries. The three-year window is significant because if the International Atomic Energy Agency decides that the intelligence is credible, it bolsters the case that Iran has continued its weapons work very recently. Computer modeling work is normally accompanied by physical tests of the components that go into a nuclear weapon, giving credence to suspicions that Tehran is pursuing a multi-faceted weapons research plan. The computer mock-ups Iran supposedly ran are typically used to assess how high explosives compress fissile warhead material, setting off the chain reaction that results in a nuclear explosion. What that has to do with generating power to fuel homes and businesses across Iran is unclear, but Ahmadinejad certainly has a bullsh*t explanation locked and loaded. Israel has become increasingly agitated with Iran and demanded stronger action against its neighbor, while Iran denies any interest in nuclear weapons and says such claims are based on fabricated intelligence. There is no way it is enriching uranium to make the core of nuclear warheads, Iran has said repeatedly. Even though other nations have offered the very sort of reactor fuel Iran is supposedly creating for power-only purposes, those offers have been summarily rejected. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has demanded  "red lines" be set for Iran and this news should only embolden him. The issue is now in the hands of the IAEA, which first outlined suspicions in November that Iran was working on calculating the yield of a nuclear weapon. For some reason, the situation seems destined for an explosive conclusion…………


- What a massive day for American sports. In a sport 99 percent of the country could not care less about and in a match that was nothing more than a preliminary step toward qualifying for an event that the United States has no hope of winning, the U.S. rebounded from a loss at Jamaica four nights earlier and moved back into a tie for the lead in their World Cup qualifying group with a high-scoring 1-0 win over the Reggae Boyz in Columbus, Ohio on Tuesday night. That’s right, Jamaica actually beat the U.S. four days prior, but U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann promised before the match that his team would not lose to Jamaica again. The prospect of the island nation owning its much larger rival not only in track and field’s sprint events, but also on the soccer field was odd, but with a friendly home crowd clad in red, white and blue, the United States came out swinging…..and played 55 scoreless minutes of soccer before tallying the game’s only goal as Herculez Gomez curled in a free kick in the 55th minute. "That was an awesome homecoming," Gomez said afterward. "You couldn't ask for more. The crowd was great, and the guys fed off of it." With a few lineup changes after Friday's 2-1 loss in Kingston, the U.S. earned three points for the win and is tied with Guatemala (2-1-1) at seven points in Group A of the North and Central American and Caribbean semifinals. A World Cup spot is still not assured, as Jamaica (2-1-1) also has seven points but trails on goal difference.  Only the top two nations advance to next year's six-team regional finals and from that round, three qualifiers will advance to the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. There is no chance the U.S. wins the World Cup any time in the next 50 years or so and a 1 percent chance they make it past the initial group stage of the tournament if they do qualify, but does anyone doubt how much Tuesday’s win means to the entire country? Well, other than the 99 percent who are paying attention to sports that matter, like college and professional football and Major League Baseball. Klinsmann knows there is a long way to go before his team can celebrate anything. "We know it's not done yet," he said. "We know it's down to the wire. That's what World Cup qualifiers are about." That’s right, it’s all about a 1-0 rout against a country whose population is about 1/50th of yours……


- The idea of 1-cent currency is under attack in more than a few countries around the world, both in Europe and even in Canada. But a small sporting goods store in Vermont is attempting to start the revolution in the United States and if you hate pennies, Power Play Sports is your kind of place. The Morrisville, Vt. merchant is banning pennies because of a philosophical beef with the concept of the penny that owner Caleb Magoon has developed. He refuses to accept pennies and to prevent his cashiers from having to deal with them, he rounds all prices up or down to the nearest nickel. "It doesn't matter to them really," Magoon said of customers’ reaction to the change. "Check transactions, credit cards are the same, they still pay to the cent. On cash transactions, they are getting a few cents back and it saves them a few cents." If Magoon really wanted to be fair, he would automatically round down to the nearest nickel and not simply assume that paying an extra cent or two doesn’t matter to customers because if they shop at the store often enough it should even out. Some customers have praised the change, Magoon said, and remarked that they don’t even like or want pennies. Other than the supposedly massive hassle of having a space for pennies in the change drawer at the store’s register and the desire to gain some free publicity for his store by adopting a pointless policy based on a vague philosophical issue, it’s unclear what Magoon hopes to gain or prove. Maybe he has simply been affected by the brainwashing power sweeping south from nearby Canada, which has already decided to end production of pennies. Perhaps Magoon should go ahead and pack up his operation and head across the border to become a Canuck………


- Chances to add a self-aggrandizing, blowhard, pompous converva-Nazi asshat’s programming service to a cable or satellite provider’s channel lineup do not come along often. Most providers want entertaining content that doesn’t come from the mind of a guy who lives his entire life with his head at least two feet up his ass, but Dish Network seems to feel differently and so it announced Wednesday that it is adding Glenn Beck's channel TheBlaze, to its lineup. It’s the first time Beck's Internet-based channel has gained carriage with a traditional pay-TV distributor at those who do not reside well past the most far-right boundary of the über-conservative end of the political continuum have to hope the trend does not pick up steam from here. Beck’s channel will be available on the most costly tier of Dish service, called "America's Top 250," or as the single-worst $5 anyone will ever spend if a user subscribes to cheaper tiers. Heartbreakingly, the channel will not be available as a standalone subscription to Dish customers unless they subscribe to a basic package of channels. "TheBlaze has helped revolutionize television over the Internet and now we are excited to bring the revolution back to traditional television," Beck said in a statement. One has to wonder why no one else realizes that Internet television content has been revolutionized or that Beck is the one responsible for it, but living in the reality-free, delusional world he seems to occupy might actually be nice every now and then for those bound by the constraints of reality. TheBlaze, ironically named after a synonym for smoking a certain substance Beck probably isn't a fan of, has been his focus since he was pushed out the door last year by Fox News for….well, for being Glen Beck. TheBlaze was originally saddled with the horrific and eponymous moniker GBTV, but was renamed TheBlaze over the summer in the hopes of getting people to forget that it is Beck’s brainchild. For those who don’t subscribe to Dish Network but still wish to be subjected to Beck’s ass-hattery, the channel will continue to be available to online subscribers………

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