Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Real Star Trek warp drives, Russian diamond finds and James Cameron gets Jurassic


- Salman Rushdie has always been an extremely compelling figure, the same way anyone would be if they were a world-famous author with a price on their head courtesy of an Iranian religious foundation. Rushdie has lived in seclusion since Ruhollah Khomeini sentenced him to death in 1989, for basing a fictional character on the Prophet Muhammad in his novel “The Satanic Verses.” The question for Rushdie now becomes whether or not it makes a difference that in light of Rushdie’s new memoir, the price on his head has been raised to a robust $3.3 million. According to the foundation, Rushdie’s murder would stop others from disrespecting Islam’s founder. Never mind the fact that many younger people who oppose Islam have little or no idea who Rushdie is and wouldn’t give a second thought to his death, because if this group of radical kooks says it, it must be so. Rushdie, who was born in India, released his new book, “Joseph Anton,” describing the nine years he spent in hiding after Khomeini sentenced him to death. The author resurfaced for a radio interview last week and addressed he parallels between the anger at his novel and the past week’s violent protests by fundamentalist Muslims offended at the trailer for a crude film mocking the prophet posted on YouTube in July. Rushdie came out of hiding in 1998 after a reformist Iranian president, Mohammad Khatami, announced that his government had no intention of carrying out the death sentence. However, certain ass-hatted hardliners in Iran insist that Ayatollah Khomeini’s religious edict, or fatwa, cannot be rescinded. Ayatollah Hassan Saneii, an Iranian cleric whose foundation first offered millions for Rushdie’s murder, isn't backing down either. “As long as the exalted Imam Khomeini’s historical fatwa against apostate Rushdie is not carried out, it won’t be the last insult. If the fatwa had been carried out, later insults in the form of caricature, articles and films that have continued would have not happened,” Saneii said. Whatever you need to tell yourself, Hassan. Continue raging against Rushdie and anyone else you think has insulted your religion because as we all know, nothing screams, “You should follow my religion because it’s the best” quite like murdering anyone who disagrees with it and says so. As for Rushdie, he tweeted a suggestion over the weekend that his followers read an essay by William Saletan headlined, “Internet Videos Will Insult Your Religion. Get Over It.” It’s reassuring to know that someone has a bit of perspecitve in this situation………


- How could “Jurassic Park” been worse and more of a monstrosity? If James Cameron had directd it, that’s how. Cameron, speaking at the Titanic Museum in Belfast, claimed he was nearly selected to direct the big-budget dinosaur flick and consdiering what unwieldy behemoths his recent projects have become – “Avatar,” “Terminator 2” and the utterly unwatchable four-hour disaster that was “Titanic” – the thought of him taking the “Jurassic” concept to those lengths is terrifying. Cameron said he attempted the rights to the Michael Crichton novel but was beaten out by Steven Spielberg. “I tried to buy the book rights and he beat me to it by a few hours. But when I saw the film, I realized that I was not the right person to make the film, he was. Because he made a dinosaur movie for kids, and mine would have been aliens with dinosaurs, and that wouldn't have been fair,” Cameron said, presumably with a straight face. Where the aliens in the story would have come from is unclear, but leave it to Cameron to mix in absurd plot elements and ideas and come away with a truly ridiculous film. “Dinosaurs are for 8-year-olds. We can all enjoy it, too, but kids get dinosaurs and they should not have been excluded for that. His sensibility was right for that film, I'd have gone further, nastier, much nastier,” Cameron added. Spielberg not only cranked out the first “Jurassic Park” film, but also directed its disastrous 1997 sequel “The Lost World.” After that disaster, he turned the franchise over to Joe Johnston for “Jurassic Park III,” the third and most recent installment in the series. Amazingly, sadly and inexplicably, there will also be a fourth film made because two mind-numbingly bad sequels were not enough. Cameron is busy with his own unnecessary and outlandish sequels as he is in pre-production on “Avatar 2” and “Avatar 3.” The films will be shot consecutively, although neither has a scheduled release date. Maybe there’s still time to add alien, mutated dinosaurs to the story………


- Dorks of the world, raise a juice box in celebration and revel in this moment. The term “maximum warp” has long existed in the lexicon of “Star Trek” fanboy losers, but thanks to a NASA scientist who never gave up the dream, it is one step closer to reality. Although Miguel Alcubierre, a physicist from Mexico, figured out how a warp drive would work back in 1994, Alcubierre believed the concept was simply too costly and would require far too much energy to actually be viable. Nearly two decades later, NASA scientist Harold White has revisited the idea and claims he has figured out a feasible way to make a warp drive work. He has improved upon Alcubierre’s version of warp drive, which involves a football shaped space craft, which would be attached to a ring made out of a collection of odd materials. The ring would theoretically compress space in front of the craft and expand space behind it, allowing whoever is in the spaceship to travel faster than the speed of light, without actually breaking the speed of light. It may sound complicated and it is, but the bottom line is that the ship would remain in a bubble of unchanged space time, so a passenger would not go through all the issues someone would go through as they are exceeding the speed of light. White’s version succeeds by overcoming a major problem with Alcubierre’s model, which would require an amount of energy comparable to that of the mass-energy of the planet Jupiter. To combat this, White has changed Alcubierre’s flat ring into something more donut shaped. This redesign would greatly reduce the amount of energy required and the ship could be powered by the sort of technology that NASA used on space shuttle missions decades ago. White presented his findings at the “100 Year Starship Symposium,” where the future of space travel was discussed. He is currently working out his theory in a NASA laboratory and presently has built only a mini-version of the drive. A real warp drive is still light years away……….


- Claims of great geological finds, scientific discoveries or miracles of any order are dubious when coming from Russia. Skepticism is the proper response when Russian scientists claim that a gigantic deposit of industrial diamonds were found in a huge Siberian meteorite crater during Soviet times and that these stones could revolutionize industry. The Siberian branch of Russian Academy of Sciences is touting the find in the Popigai crater in eastern Siberia as a treasure trove containing "many trillions of carats" of so-called "impact diamonds.” Even though these diamonds are used for technological purposes, not for jewelry, their value is still high and if the Russians are being truthful, the diamond find would be a boost for the country’s economy. The supply of impact diamonds vastly exceeds the currently known global deposits of conventional diamonds. Nikolai Pokhilenko, the head of the Geological and Mineralogical Institute in Novosibirsk, theorized that the minerals could lead to a "revolution" in various industries. He said the impact diamonds from the crater could be twice as hard as conventional diamonds and therefore have superlative industrial qualities, but insisted they pose no threat on the global diamond market. “They can't upset a diamond market because it is shaped by diamonds for jewelry purposes,” he said. The hardness of the diamonds has to do with the fact that they include other molecular forms of carbon, along with high temperatures at the moment of explosion when a giant meteorite hit the site. As the Russians tell the story, the Popigai deposit was discovered by Soviet scientists in the 1970s, but was left unexplored as the Soviet leadership opted for producing synthetic diamonds for industrial use…….


- In case anyone has missed it, the NFL’s replacement officials are still a joke after two weeks of game action. Whether it’s a side judge assigned to work a New Orleans Saints game being revealed as a Saints homer after a media outlet checked his Facebook page or Eagles running back LeSean McCoy revealing that one of the officials for his team’s game Sunday telling him on the field that he had McCoy on his fantasy football team and needed him to play better, the comedy of errors has been both funny and infuriating. The circus hit new heights Monday night, when the crew working the game themselves to be completely incapable of keeping a game moving and keeping up with the fast-paced world of professional football. On the Monday Night Football stage in front of a national audience, this band of misfits were one giant brain fart throughout the game. There was the six-minute delay late in the first quarter while they attempted to straighten out what happened when Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno fumbled and players on both sides were pushing and shoving in a pileup. In a scene more likely to be seen in a baseball game, players came off the bench to get into the scrum and coaches came off the sideline to get involved. Players were screaming in officials’ faces from inches away and a few even put their hands on the men in stripes. Rather than assert control over the situation, the officials seemed rattled, overwhelmed and overmatched. They had no clue how to restore order and afterward, only one penalty was issued, to Falcons defensive end Ray Edwards, who was identified as only “93 red.” No one was ejected for the melee, not even Broncos center J.D. Walton, who grabbed an official and pulled him away from the pile. Normally, the officials are the ones yanking players off the pile, not the other way around. Oh, and the officials appeared to have botched the call and awarded possession to the wrong team, so factor that in as well. The rest of the night wasn’t much better, as Broncos coach John Fox screamed at the officials and appeared to get a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct at one point, only to have the officials pick up the flag and act like it never happened. There were other instances where the officials seemed rattled and influenced by screaming players and coaches on the sidelines. Hopefully commissioner Roger Goodell was watching the debacle and it inspired him to increase his offer to the league’s regular officials, who remain locked out………..

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