Saturday, September 15, 2012

Riot Watch!: Asian neighbors edition, NFL handshake hijinks and a DNT finally for Google Chrome


- Police thyself, Waterbury, Vt. The self-policing could be in full effect come November depending on how votters in the village feel about the fate and future of the Waterbury Police Department. Township trustees decided to place the issue on the ballot, figuring that with difficult financial times at hand, cutting the police department for a town with just 1,700 residents might not be a bad idea. Skip Flanders, president of the board of trustees, said that even with massive budget cuts, the Waterbury Police Department still receives more than 80 percent of the yearly budget. Clearly, the thinking is that shutting the doors on the WPD would save mone ythat could instead be used for economic development. 

"If the police department were to be shutdown, like surrounding Duxbury and Waterbury Town, the village would be patrolled by Vermont State Police. That could increase response time 15 - 20 minutes or even more than that," said Joby Feccia, Waterbury Police Chief.
"If there are 2 or 3 troopers on and they're at an accident in Williamstown, Vt. how long will it take to get here?" In Feccia’s irrationally reasonable world, a slower response time would be a problem in the unlikely event a crime actually occurs in his tiny hamlet. While some residents have expressed trepidation about eliminating the WPD, Flanders said the community as a whole has mixed feelings about the department. 

"The trustees are neutral on the position, we really want voters to express for having a police department and continuing or is it time that other priorities are going to take issue,” he said. If the measure passes, it would follow the trend set when the village previously merged its fire and public works departments with the city (not to be confused with the village) of Waterbury……….


- One of the weirdest collections of people ever brought together in a movie theater could eventually happen if Canadian pop music hack Justin Bieber’s claims that he has been approached to take on the lead role in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey” are true. The Biebs said in an interview that he had been asked to play the kinky title character in the big-screen version of EL James' novel despite looking and sounding like he is 8 years old. "They actually want me to be in the movie,” he said after being told that his fans were pushing for him to be cast as businessman Christian Grey, who has a red-hot relationship with college graduate Anastacia Steele in the book. Universal Pictures and Focus Features secured the rights to the book in March, but so far it has no screenwriter, director or confirmed stars. What it does have, with the possible casting of Bieber, is the chance to bring together the shrieking hordes of under-16 Bieber fans and the lonely, lecherous housewives who have devouted James’ book, assuming the younger set can find a way to sneak into a movie that will probably earn an R rating. Rather than cast some slab of meat like Channing Tatum, Ian Somerhalder or Alexander SkarsgĂ„rd, or even porn star James Deen (all rumored to be in the running), all of whom would be interchangeable and infinitely forgettable, casting the Biebs and seeing him thrown into a script rife with explicit sexual content would be both horrific and hilarious. Regardless of who is ultimately cast, look for a long and all-female line outside the local multiplex when the movie hits theaters. The book has sold more than 5.5 million copies to British readers alone, making it the UK's biggest-selling book of all time……… 



- The people have spoken and Google claims it has listened. The online search king announced this week that it will be adding a “do not track” option to its Chrome Web browser by the end of the year. Most other browser makers have already done so and maybe because it is lagging significantly behind the pace, Google didn't make much of a deal about it. "We undertook to honor an agreement on DNT that the industry reached with the White House early this year," the company said in an official statement. “To that end we’re making this setting visible in our Chromium developer channel, so that it will be available in upcoming versions of Chrome by year’s end." Were Google actually out ahead on the issue, you can be damn sure they would be trumpeting their feat much louder. Instead, Google’s announcement was so vague and uninspired that it did not provide an exact date that it will make the DNT option available. Whenevr the DNT function is rolld out, users will be able to go into Chrome's settings and select "Do Not Track." Once those settings are saved, Chrome will send a message to every website that a user visits that she does not want the website to track where the user goes next.  Every other major browser already includes a DNT option, with Microsoft's Internet Explorer making DNT the default setting. Google has been working on the idea with the White House and the FTC and in explaining why the company dragged its feet for so long, Susan Wojcicki, the company's senior vice president of advertising, wrote in a company blog post several months ago: “There has been a lot of debate over the last few years about personalization on the web.We believe that tailoring your web experience -- for example by showing you more relevant, interest-based ads, or making it easy to recommend stuff you like to friends -- is a good thing." Seems that philosophy has changed, S…………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Asian neighbors are at the heart of this edition of everyone’s favorite overview of social dissidence the whole world ‘round. The scene was contentious across more than a dozen cities in China on Saturday as protests against Japan for its control of disputed islands swelled and turned violent. Proving that attacking American embassies is SO earlier this week, angry demonstrators hurled rocks at the Japanese Embassy in Beijing and clashed with Chinese paramilitary police before order was restored. A crowd of thousands gathered in front of the embassy and a group of several hundred broke off from the pack and attempted to storm a metal police barricade. While they were pushed back by riot police armed with shields, helmets and batons, a few broke through and scuffled with plainclothes police before being hauled away to underground Communist prisons where they will never be heard from again. Meanwhile, the rest of the unruly mob continued to throw rocks and burn Japanese flags. Sadly, protests were more orderly in most other cities, although a few inspired souls in the southern city of Changsha did smash a police car made by Mitsubishi in a symbolic gesture. Anti-Japanese sentiment has always been high in China, but the rage has amped up this past week after the Japanese government purchased the contested East China Sea islands from their private owners. Sure, Japan has controlled the uninhabited islands for decades, but actually buying them was obviously a slap in the face to the Chinese. You don’t just acquire islands known as Diaoyu in Chinese and Senkaku in Japanese and expect there to not be hell to pay. Beijing has battled back by sending marine surveillance ships into what Japan says are its territorial waters around the islands and amping up state media coverage, but to little avail. That Japan believed its purchase would calm the situation could not have been more absurd, absurd enough to launch a massive uprising large enough for police in Beijing to close off a main thoroughfare to traffic. Mix in Tuesday’s anniversary of the 1931 Mukden incident, which marked a step in Japan's conquest of Manchuria and onward to much of China in the 1930s and World War II, and clearly this sh*t ain't over yet………


- The primetime NFL game Sunday may or may not live up to the hype of two teams who made the playoffs last year and are expected to do so again this season, but the game itself may not even be the most anticipated activity Sunday night in San Francisco. The Detroit Lions and San Francisco 49ers will meet in the featured game on NBC, but there is also an intense focus on the postgame interaction between the two teams’ coaches, regardless of the outcome. The drama stems from a Week 6 matchup last year at Ford Field when Lions coach Jim Schwartz and 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh nearly dropped gloves and fought after Harbaugh gave an overenthusiastic handshake and pat on the back to Schwartz. Something about the combination of a 25-19 loss that ended his team’s unbeaten start to the season and the nature of the slap on the back set Schwartz off and he chased Harbaugh down as the Niners coach left the field. The two men shouted at each other and looked ready to fight before they were separated. As they return to the same field as one another for the first time, Harbaugh labeled the incident as a "mini controversy" and "completely irrelevant," and Schwartz said this week that the incident is "long in the past." If that were really the case, would the Bovada a online sports book, based in Las Vegas, would not have put a line on whether Schwartz will shake Harbaugh’s hand after the game. Bovada, as part of its NFL Player Props, is banking on the two men either shaking hands or hugging after the game and as of 11 p.m. ET Friday night, the line was minus-500 that they do and plus-300 that they don't. In order for the bet to be official, the handshake or hug must be clearly seen on TV and given all the drama around it, expect film and pictures from about 20 different angles if the handshake or hug actually goes down……..

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