Thursday, May 04, 2017

Rwandan activist v. the government, Tony Romo's next failed title chase and Dave Grohl's next next side project


- If you have a worthwhile musical project in the works and you haven’t gotten Dave Grohl to play a part, it’s probably because you haven’t asked him yet. Grohl has been in approximately 752 side projects and personal projects over the past five years or so, but he’s apparently adding another entry to the list. Word on the social media street is that he and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith could be set to feature on a new solo album from Spinal Tap’s Derek Smalls. Those who love the iconic “This Is Spinal Tap” mockumentary may remember that Smalls is portrayed by Harry Shearer in the movie and as per a recent tweet from Smith, the character is set to release a new solo record. The hitter of the high hats for the RHCP tweeted a photo of himself and fellow drummers Grohl and Jim Keltner, a man who has worked with iconic acts including John Lennon, Bob Dylan and even Elvis Presley himself. Smith hinted in his post that the meeting was for a “Derek Small solo album” and he also tagged Spinal Tap producer CJ Vanston in the post. Those who are faithful followers of Spinal Tap will recall that the band last released an album way back in 2009, when “Back From the Dead” dropped, but it’s been eerily quiet since then. Maybe this project will breathe new life back into a true cult favorite……..


- Prison inmates should be learning new skills, turning over new leaves and keeping an eye on building the life they hope to live once they’re released….so why is everyone so upset at Deldrick Jackson, an entrepreneurial guard at the U.S. Penitentiary in Atlanta who was making bank and building a future right up to the point his business was discovered and now he and his fiancée, Kelly Bass, face charges related to helping some of his assigned inmates escape lockup. According to prosecutors, Jackson and his fiancée ran an "inmate taxi service," taking inmates around town to restaurants and hotels and returning them to prison in exchange for money. It sounds like a simple case of demand meeting provision, except for the whole aspect of nearly everyone involved being federal inmates, who typically aren't allowed to come and go from lockup at their whim. Jackson pleaded not guilty to the charges, which stem from a system in which inmates were allegedly taken to places and often returned to prison with contraband, and without other guards knowing they left. Of course, Jackson may now find himself in need of a guard as shady as he allegedly was after this all plays out. If he lands in prison, having a business-first, law-second guard willing to shuttle him on grocery/drug/weapon runs outside the prison walls could come in handy. The only major flaw in this operation, other than it being illegal and not concealed well enough, is Jackson and Bass’ failure to maximize their (alleged) profits, as prosecutors say Bass received about $4,000 from inmates' families or accounts associated with inmates. If that’s the most you can bank from doing something highly illegal, then maybe it’s not worth the massive risk you’re taking with your freedom…….


- Now that he’s not playing football for a living, Tony Romo can chase a championship dream he might actually have a chance to attain. Romo, whose day job will be as the lead television analyst for games on CBS, has long been among the legions of athletes who excel at one sport, but harbor the dream of mastering the sport that seems to frustrate 99.9999999 percent of those who play it at any level: golf. One month after retiring from football, the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback joined a group of nearly 9,500 players who signed up for the U.S. Open. That means he’ll play an 18-hole local qualifier Monday at Split Rail Links and Golf Club in Texas and if he advances, he’ll tee it up again in a sectional qualifier through which he could earn a spot in the U.S. Open at Erin Hills in Wisconsin. Romo has tried and failed to get into the U.S. Open before and in 2010, he actually made it out of local qualifying in 2010. He then carded a 71 and withdrew in the afternoon after two weather delays at the subsequent sectional qualifier in which only two of the 35 players advanced. Not since Orville Moody in 1969 has a player gone through local qualifying and won the U.S. Open, but don’t tell that to the dozens of star struck lawmakers in the Texas Legislature who snapped and posted photos of Romo after the legislature took the wholly unnecessary step of honoring a former player who never won so much as an NFC championship game during his time under center for the Cowboys…….


- Two years after a horrendous tragedy with a sinister slant, a women's rights activist in Rwanda is staging a campaign worth watching and supporting. Diane Rwigara is a woman who has suffered great loss, as two years ago her father was killed in what police called a car accident even as the family alleged foul play. Rwigara and her family petitioned President Paul Kagame to launch an independent investigation into the death of their patriarch, prominent businessman Assinapol Rwigara, but that never materialized and now, Diane Rwigara is declaring her presidential ambitions, proclaiming that she will oppose Kagame in the country's August election. She’s looking to rise to power during an era in which she claims that many Rwandans have disappeared without a trace and others have died in unclear circumstances. She’s trying to take over a government that is staring down persistent accusations of rights abuses despite its reputation for economic growth and stability and in the process, oust a leader who technically was elected president in 2000, but has been Rwanda's de facto leader since the end of the country's genocide in 1994. She’s doing it all while both literally and symbolically fighting against a government she believes may have played a part in orchestrating her father’s death, giving this entire race an added edge that makes it must-follow political theater…….

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