Sunday, May 21, 2017

A criminal Cranston in Australia, another terrible movie with ABBA music and Fight Club goes back to school


- The John Lynch experiment is going well for the San Francisco 49ers. How well? Well enough that the standout former player-turned-general-manager-with-no-previous-executive-experience pulled off some impressive draft day moves and has teams in other professional sports following the Niners’ lead. The Atlanta Hawks may soon do the same, as they are slated to interview former NBA player and current ESPN analyst Chauncey Billups this week for their general manager opening. With Billups set to sit down with team management in Los Angeles early in the week, it could be the fulfillment of a goal he’s been working toward for some time, having made it clear throughout his 17-year professional career that he would be interested in  the possibility of running his own team. The 2004 NBA Finals MVP could be in a unique position, having been a high draft pick only to bounce from team to team early in his career as one organization after another overlooked his talent before he finally found a home with the Detroit Pistons, won an NBA title and became a five-time All-Star. He’s largely viewed as one of the top young front-office prospects and despite his dearth of front office experience, he’s well-known as a student of the game with the knowledge of how to operate within the collective bargaining agreement. Whoever takes this job could be walking into a contentious situation, as the gig is open only after head coach Mike Budenholzer was stripped of his responsibility as president of basketball operations and Wes Wilcox, the former GM, was reassigned as special adviser to ownership earlier this month. Oh, and the new GM has to find a way through LeBron James in the Eastern Conference to chase any real championship aspirations………


- The first rule of fight club is that you turn in your homework before showing up to fight club. Oh, and make sure that no one is passing notes about it in Mrs. Arnold’s fifth-period algebra class, because that could be a problem too. Such is life for the members of a now-defunct "Fight Club" created by seventh-grade boys at a Las Vegas middle school. The fight club is taking a bit of hiatus due to the fuzz bringing some serious heat, with police launching an investigation last week after learning about the bouts at Tarkanian Middle School. According to authorities, the fight club has been around for a while, and the boys who participated used it to stage bouts that were wagered on and recorded. However, the school district’s claims that it only discovered the club’s existence recently are being questioned by parents who wonder how, with the volume and raucous atmosphere the fights created, no adults were aware of its operations. One way fight club members tried to conceal their activities was reportedly avoiding striking each other in the face so as to keep from leaving visible bruises after bouts. Several students have been suspended and the Clark County School District Police Department is investigating the fight club, which held its clashes in a restroom during school hours, with the fights circulated on social media on Instagram or Snapchat and the bets on the outcomes weighing in at $5 or $10 in most cases. Someone get Brad Pitt and Edward Norton on the phone because this sounds like a sequel in the offing…….


- It’s been nearly nine years since the forgettable cinematic debut of 'Mamma Mia!' and that means it’s time for a movie that was universally panned and yet somehow able to bank $609 million worldwide to get its very own (totally unnecessary) sequel. Sure enough, with the bulk of the cast from the first movie back, Universal Studios have announced that ‘Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!” is on its way as the sequel to the 2008 original. Of course, the first movie was filled with gawd-awful, ear-assaulting disco music from Swedish musical manglers ABBA and seeing as ABBA hung around far too long, they left behind plenty more terrible songs that weren’t used in that first film and can now provide fodder for the many song-and-dance numbers that will populate the sequel. That sequel is set for release next July and the original cast is expected back, including Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. For many, the only surprise about the sequel is that it didn’t happen sooner given Hollywood’s growing obsession/love affair with building onto existing films and franchises rather than ever trying to explore any new cinematic ground. ‘Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!’ follows up on a movie that actually managed to outearn a James Bond film, “Quantum of Solace,” that came out the same year and coincidentally starred a 007 who more than made everyone forget how über-awful Brosnan was when playing the iconic special agent. The sequel will be written and directed by Ol Parker with Streep and Brosnan joined by returning cast members Colin Firth and Amanda Seyfried……..


- What good is it to have a highly placed, elected position in your country’s government if you don’t abuse the hell out of said position in the name of massive profits? Australian Taxation Office Deputy Commissioner Michael Cranston (allegedly) knows what’s up and that’s why this senior Australian tax bureaucrat and two of his children are among 10 people charged in connection with a sophisticated tax fraud that police say netted $123 million) in less than a year. Cranston - proving than long-lost, distant cousin Brian playing money-making machine/meth dealer on TV Walter White isn't the only one in the family who can turn a quick, highly illegal buck - faces up to five years in prison if convicted of abusing his position as a public servant by passing information to his son. Australian Federal Police Deputy Commissioner Leanne Close laid out the allegations that Cranston’s son, Adam Cranston, used his position as managing director of a Sydney-based financial services company to allegedly serve as the hub for this scam involving payroll taxes. Police took down Adam Cranston and his sister Lauren Cranston and seven others in raids that were punctuated by them being charged with crimes ranging from conspiracy to defraud the government to dealing in the proceeds of crime to demanding money with menaces. At the apex, their 58-year-old bureaucrat father, who isn’t believed to be part of the alleged criminal syndicate, but provided the valuable information that made it run and allowed his progeny to spend unpaid taxes on luxury homes, racing cars, airplanes, motorbikes, jewelry, art and vintage wine. The core of the criminal enterprise was a legitimate payroll company contracted to pay staff on behalf of their employers, which the accused began scamming they introduced subcontractors to pay the salaries, using those people as "a front" that only paid part of the taxes that the employees owed. These masterminds believed they were exploiting a loophole in which each individual tax underpayment was too small to trigger a tax office response. Since last June, they churned out $10 million a month, at least until it came to a crashing halt……..

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