Monday, May 15, 2017

Confederate camel attacks, Frank Ocean's Beatles inspiration and (lazy) protesting in Venezuela


- Sit ins: The laziest, least aerobically demanding form of protest. But it was the demonstration of choice for thousands of Venezuelans who turned out Monday in several cities around the country to stage a "Big National Sit-in," heeding the opposition movement’s call on supporters to peacefully protest against the government of Nicolas Maduro, against the "fraud" of the recently-convened constitutional assembly and in defense of the prevailing constitution. The day was perfect to show the mettle of those opposing Maduro
s totalitarian regime, with rainy conditions as opposition supporters enmassed at the spots designated by the opposition MUD alliance. The 12-hour sit-in was proclaimed by two-time presidential candidate and current Miranda state Gov. Henrique Capriles on Twitter, as he wrote, "We're already deployed in many cities. Remember that it's national!" Images of citizens sitting on their asses in protests spread quickly on social media, but it felt more like a class field trip than a protest as there were reminders for those gathered to wear comfortable clothing, bring water, food and sun protection, along with something to pass the time and enable them to entertain themselves with some kind of activity. What happened to pain, suffering and discomfort in the name of a cause? Not only that, there were totally lame requests by organizers for people not to block the streets that were not included in the planning for the various sit-ins. There was one in the capital, Caracas, where thousands of opposition members assembled along the Francisco Fajardo Highway, the city's most important traffic artery, and on Victoria Avenue, setting up chairs, flags and refreshments. All in all, not the way to take 45 days of protests and riots to the next level, y’all………


- Bad timing, accused robbers who held up former Texas Tech QB and Kansas City Chiefs draft pick Patrick Mahomes II at gunpoint in Texas. Mahomes and three other victims called police and reported being the victims of an aggravated robbery in which a male believed to have a handgun in his waistband approached the four men as they were getting out of their vehicle. Police responded to the residence and were told that the suspect demanded property from the four men, then fled in his own vehicle. Demanding property from  the son of the former major league baseball pitcher, Pat Mahomes, is a potentially lucrative endeavor, but if the would-be robber had waited a while longer until Mahomes signed his rookie contract (with signing bonus) as the 10th overall pick in this year’s draft, robbing the young signal caller may have offered some nicer potential fruits. As is, two suspects — Michael Blake Pinkerton and Billy Ray Johnson — who were in the car in question when police tracked it down were taken into custody, arrested and taken to Smith County Jail. Ironically, some may argue that the Chiefs got robbed with all they gave away to trade up in the first round to select Mahomes as their quarterback of the future, but at least he was able to keep all of his belongings and walk away unharmed when a couple of kooks tried to jack him of his money and goods……..


- Lots of bad sh*t went on during the 1800s on the lands of Southern property owners in the United States. One of them, at least not according to the historical retellings from either side in the Civil War, was attacks on civilians by camels. Those attacks, allegedly are reserved for the 21st century, where a Florida woman claims a camel at the last home of Confederate president Jefferson Davis attacked her at the Mississippi tourist attraction in 2015. Sylvia June Abbott is suing the United Sons of Confederate Veterans Inc., identified as the operator of Beauvoir plantation in Biloxi, for the alleged malicious misdeeds of Sir Camelot, the beast she claims injured her mentally and physically. Attorney Charles M. Thomas lays out a terrifying scenario in which Abbott and her husband were walking to a cemetery behind Beauvoir when the camel stampeded her and bit her, leaving her with a fractured wrist and vertebrae. Side note, were this a ghost camel attacking near a cemetery, then it would be a truly epic story. As is, Abbott's suit says Beauvoir's operators should have known the camel had "behaved dangerously" in the past, yet neglected to fill in the details of any prior incidents. For now, the powers that be at Beauvoir are staying quiet and this legal charade is marching on……..


- They don’t exactly occupy the same musical wavelength, but apparently British rock icons The Beatles lent a hand to R&B singer Frank Ocean’s last two albums. According to Ocean, listening to the Fab Four “almost single-handedly got me out of writer’s block” during writing sessions for his last two albums, “Endless’ and ‘Blonde.” He did sample the Beatles song ‘Here, There and Everywhere’ on ‘White Ferrari,’ which was one of the tracks on “Blonde,” leading to John Lennon and Paul McCartney being awarded songwriters’ credits on the track. Oh, and Kanye West also contributed, so it was a true musical free-for-all. During a recent appearance to promote his recent work, Ocean laid out how The Beatles moved his recording efforts forward.  “I want to thank The Beatles for almost single-handedly getting me out of writer’s block,” Ocean said. “Do you hear this?” Ocean also recently premiered a new version of his track ‘Biking’, which originally featured guest verses from Jay Z and Tyler, the Creator, though the new version only features Ocean, who adds a new verse to the mix. Maybe next time around, McCartney and Ringo Starr can find their way into the studio and play an even more active role in Ocean’s new album, seeing as they have such an ability to inspire and motivate him. Rappers always sample from older music to make new beats, but in this case, the endeavor went beyond sampling, all the way to driving the creative process when it had come to an unwanted standstill……

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