Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Strippers for the needy, Xavier Henry wins big and Joni Mitchell hates Taylor Swift

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- Not everyone is a fan of the pre-packaged pop music sweetheart currently taking over the pop culture world. Taylor Swift is literally everywhere these days on the Internet and news magazine shows, but she could have been even more places if not for a true rock icon. Joni Mitchell, who released her final studio album “Shine” in 2007 and dropped a cash grab/remastered greatest hits collection featuring 53 songs from her highly acclaimed career on Nov. 17, has revealed as part of a shameless attempt to build interest in her hits collection that she brought a potential biopic of her life with Swift as the star to a screeching halt back in 2012. Long before Swift was looking to shake it off, she was apparently in line to play the part of Mitchell in “Girls Like Us,” a film adaptation of Sheila Weller's book examining the impact Mitchell and 1970s peers Carole King and Carly Simon had on the industry. The project quietly went away and there was never much of an explanation offered – until now. “"I squelched that. I said to the producer, 'All you've got is a girl with high cheekbones,’” Mitchell said. “It's just a lot of gossip, you don't have the great scenes." Wow….that’s a very disrespectful statement about a girl who hasn’t proven that she has a lot to offer beyond a well-manufactured persona, a willingness to play her life’s drama out through her pop songs and high cheekbones.  Part of Mitchell’s anger seems to be directed more at various beliefs and speculations about who she is, speculations she believes are way off base. "There's a lot of nonsense about me in books," Mitchell added, "assumptions, assumptions, assumptions." Glad you could set those straight, J……….




- Swiss neutrality and unwillingness to take a firm stand on much of anything truly know no bounds. For example, you might think a nation would want no part of a long-hidden art bequeathed to one of its museums by a collector with Nazi ties. You would be wrong, at least in the case of Switzerland's Kunstmuseum Bern, which agreed on Monday to accept a priceless collection of it by German collector Cornelius Gurlitt. Museum officials said they would work with German officials to ensure any pieces looted by the Nazis from Jewish owners are returned, but that might be a bit difficult. Back in 2012, German authorities seized 1,280 pieces from Gurlitt's apartment while investigating a tax case, including works by Pablo Picasso and Marc Chagall. Gurlitt shuffled off this mortal coil in May and oddly enough, designated the museum as his sole heir. That’s a strong indication he lacked any real friends or loved ones and yet, the museum wasn’t sure it would accept what had been bequeathed to it. The museum's president, Christoph Schaeublin, explained that Kunstmuseum Bern had decided to accept the collection after long, difficult deliberations. "The ultimate aim was to clarify how the Kunstmuseum Bern could meet the responsibilities imposed upon them by the bequest," Schaeublin said. Late in his life, Gurlitt seemed to develop something of a soul and struck a deal with the German government to check whether hundreds of the works were looted from Jewish owners by the Nazis. Because that deal is binding on any heirs, there will be an extensive effort to determine to whom each work belongs before it goes to the museum. A task force will handle the search and if no owner can be found for a looted piece, the agreement calls for the work to be exhibited in Germany with an explanation of its origins so the "rightful owners will have the opportunity to submit their claims." Still, stolen Nazi art in Switzerland has a rather ironic ring to it, eh……….




- Congratulations, Xavier Henry. You’ve cashed in a winning lottery ticket and you don’t even fully realize it yet. Yes, this sounds like an inherently contradictory statement. Sure, Henry suffered a season-ending Achilles’ tendon rupture Monday, becoming the third Los Angeles Lakers player to be lost for the season. That would seem like a bad thing, but step back and reconsider the picture. Henry may well have played his final game for a team that is 3-11 and destined for one of the worst seasons in franchise history. The Lakers are a smoldering tire fire of a team that will bring shame to all the franchise has ever been and they have a great look at 65 or more losses this season. So does Henry want to continue grinding away, trying to regain his past explosion after fighting through knee injuries over the past two seasons when the ultimate prize is a bench spot in what will go down as one of the most embarrassing campaigns ever in the Association? Or does he want to get paid to rehab his wounded stick, not be on the court for any of the 50-plus losses to come and not have the stink of those losses sinking into every fiber of his clothing and through every pore in his body? Option B sounds pretty solid and now he can hang out in the training room with fellow injured Lakers Steve Nash and Julius Randle for the season. According to the Lakers, Henry was taking part in non-contact, three-on-three drills in practice when the tendon snapped. He underwent an MRI to confirm the injury and in his stead, the Lakers were granted a disabled-player exception of $1.5 million to acquire a player before March 10. So really, everybody wins here, except for the Lakers on the court, because wins aren't really in the forecast for them this season………..




- Strippers have hearts too. They may not have hearts of gold like Julia Roberts as a hooker in “Pretty Woman,” but they care…about more than feeding their burgeoning coke habits and whether or not the brass pole is properly secured to the stage. If there’s going to be any place where that sort of oddity actually takes place, it has to be the bizarro world of Portland, Oregon. That’s precisely where a group of strippers, er, uh, exotic dancers is working to help out some of the city’s homeless and needy are bundled up this holiday season. Last year, the strippers began a grassroots charity effort they brilliantly dubbed Nude For The Needy. NFTN did well enough in its first year to bring it back again and it’s already producing positive results in the most ironic way. Women who take it off for a living have already collected enough clothing for 22 people. Nude For The Needy creator Soren High, who holds the esteemed title of Portland Stripper of the Year for 2012 but has retired from the business because, um, who knows why, still works with active strippers to make the charity happen. “I was homeless for two years, lived under Hawthorne Bridge,” she said. “I remember people came by with blankets and sandwiches. You want to feel cared for around the holidays.” Today, volunteers for the clothing drive will take what has been collected and distribute it around town to those in need. Then, they can get back to the club and get back to disrobing for money……..

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