Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Mexican jumping bean BOMB BOMB BOMBS!, Swedish rock and roll rage and billboard homes for hobos


- Two months ago, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison was enjoying life after football, possibly by going down to the local park and looking to concuss total strangers with blindside hits just for the hell of it. But the Steelers coaxed the 36-year-old out of retirement and on Sunday night, he stepped back into one of the hardest-hitting rivalries in the NFL when the Steelers took on the Baltimore Ravens. As usual, there were scores of hard hits, but one made more waves than the rest and it had the loquacious Harrison pointing fingers and throwing around accusations like nobody’s business in the aftermath. Harrison, who has made a career out of dirty hits and borderline felony assaults on the field, blasted Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs for a hit from behind on Steelers running back LeGarrette Blount, saying it appeared that Suggs was trying to injure Blount. It’s a comment worth considering because if anyone knows what a hit intended to injure its target looks like, it’s Harrison. "That was unnecessary," Harrison said after the Steelers powered on for a 43-23 victory. "That looks like you're trying to hurt somebody. I believe there will be a fine.” The hit came in the third quarter, when Suggs arrived late and delivered a low shot on Blount. He didn't hit Blount's knees but did receive a 15-yard penalty for unnecessary roughness. Harrison, who has amassed fines of more than $100,000 in his career and was suspended for a game in 2011 for repeat violations of a rule that prohibits helmet-to-helmet hits and unnecessary roughness. "I don't know what [Suggs] was doing," Blount said. "I don't know what he was thinking. He's known to be a dirty player.” Ravens coach John Harbaugh rallied to his guy’s defense, calling Suggs “a very respected player in this league” and said the linebacker was merely trying to get Blount to the ground. Sure thing, all……………………


- How many times have you seen a billboard by the side of the road, totally ignored its message because who the hell cares about billboards anyhow, but thought, “Man, that’s a place where we could totally stick a person who has nowhere else to live?” Thankfully, there are men like Michal Polacek around to take these nebulous idea and turn them into realistic plans that better the world. Polacek has come up with “Project Gregory” would create wooden billboard structures fitted with noise and thermal insulation as a source of housing for the homeless. These makeshift homes would have two rooms, one with a table, bed and two chairs and the other a bathroom with a toilet, sink and shower -- all in less than 200 square feet. This all grew out of Polacek’s master's dissertation at the Academy of Art in Banksa Bystrica, Slovakia, about three years ago. Because he doesn’t speak English, he enlisted the help of Matej Nedorolík to assist with communications and together, the duo runs their own architecture and design firm. Like anyone who has a good idea but little money, they decided to capitalize on their concept using a crowdfunding website. Project Gregory launched as a Kickstarter campaign to raise 41,000 euros (roughly $50,000) to build a prototype for the billboard homes and the goal is building the prototype by next spring. From there, 10 homes would be built in Slovakia and advertising on the homes would go for 150 euros a month, according to the project's Kickstarter page. The structures would be connected to the nearest city’s water and electricity grids and because billboards are wired to stay lit at night, they'd be able to optimize energy use. "We'd like to spread it to other countries," Nedorolík said. "The whole idea is that after [the funding is raised], the project will be able to develop itself." With 4 million people homeless across the European Union, it’s an idea worth chasing, even if the companies Nedorolík and Polacek initially contacted about investing selfishly passed on the idea………


- You may not know who Swedish rockers Refused are, but you should care that they’ve given one of their members the boot. Why should you care? Because not many bands fire one of their members and then have said member go on a social media rampage in which he or she lays the remaining members of the group out and proceeds to throw them under the bus, back the bus up over them and run them over a second time. Enter former Refused axe man Jon Brännström, who broke the news that he was out as lead guitarist on Saturday with a scathing message on the band’s own Facebook page in which he says he was not given a reason for his firing and that he no longer considers the band members his friends. By the way, did anyone consider changing the password on the official band Facebook page once Brännström was fired? Ya know, in case he was a disgruntled rock star who wanted to excoriate his former friends for all the world to see. "I was fired from Refused a while ago. I wasn't given a reasonable explanation and wasn't even invited to sit down and talk about it, so I'm not completely sure why they decided to go on without me,” Brännström wrote in his post. "We've always been better at punk rock than democratic processes and dealing with conflicts, so I guess I'm not too surprised it went down like this. Quite sad indeed, but perhaps it's all for the best.” Brännström then took a passive aggressive swipe at the band by noting that he has "always been more interested in writing music than reproducing it" and that he "used to be proud to call these people my friends." Rather than do the obvious and simply delete Brännström’s harsh words, the band tried a carefully worded, bullsh*t diplomatic statement that read: "Any collective effort will have its ups and downs, and when people really pour their hearts into something, things get complicated. We cut ties with Jon already in 2013 because he did not share our passion for the band. We don't know why he decided to emit this narrative on Facebook or why he did it now, instead of just calling one of us up, but we wish him the best in his future endeavors." How’s about everyone stop being polite and start getting real……….


- America, we’ve come to a dark place, a world wherein we can no longer safely mail frijoles saltarines to one another and be confident that low-level government employees will leave them alone. Frijoles saltarines, for the record, are Mexican jumping beans. They’re what was inside a “ticking” package a U.S. Postal worker delivering mail in Carlsbad, Calif. reported to authorities. The drama began with a package that appeared normal, but could have been a merchant of death and therefore, several homes were evacuated and residents were warned to stay away as investigators blocked off the 3600 block of Glen Avenue around 3:20 p.m. The San Diego Sheriff’s Bomb and Arson Unit was called to the scene and using their years of incendiary device expertise, they took a mere three freaking hours to determine that the package was safe and could be opened. Once the package was pried open, police found the beans, which are actually pods with larva of a small moth inside. When they heat up, the pods move. This entire incident should be a bad joke, but maybe it’s just the impetus the USPS needs to add an entry to its list of items that a person cannot mail, right alongside any actual bombs or bomb-related materials, weapons and other hazardous items including chemicals. Just scrawl Mexican jumping beans on the list and make sure that all of your employees receive proper training to handle such terrifying items. They could be the ones to help avert these sort of non-disasters in the future……….

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