Monday, November 10, 2014

Halloween/ambulance ragers, doping in world-class badminton and movie news


- Two mighty blockbuster did battle and an oversized hero won the fight against a talent-deficient Texan with a moronically simply catchphrase at the box office this weekend. “Big Hero 6” triumphed in its debut, banking $56.2 million to edge out Matthew McConaughey’s “Insterstellar” for the top spot on the earnings list. “Interstellar” cranked out $50 million as both films made the first dent in the $165 million budgets both were made under. “Gone Girl” kept on chugging, moving up one spot in its sixth weekend to third place and adding another $6.1 million to its growing domestic total, which now stands at $145.4 million. “Ouija,” last weekend’s earnings champ in a low-dollar race, fell to fourth place with $6 million and has accrued $43.4 million in its first three weeks of release. “St. Vincent” also rose in the rankings, surging to fifth place with $5.7 million to pad its domestic take to a respectable $27.3 million in five weeks of largely limited release. Sixth place went to “Nightcrawler,” which saw its domestic money dip by 47 percent in its second weekend and earned $5.6 million for a two-week total of $19.7 million. The seventh-place slot belonged to “Fury” with $5.5 million and $69.2 million overall through its first month in theaters. Keanu Reeves’ limited acting skills weren't enough to keep “John Wick” out of eighth place thanks to a $4 million weekend. “Wick” has fought its way to $34.7 million in three weeks. “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” had a good enough three days to bank $3.5 million and claim ninth place. Its $59.2 million domestic total in five weeks is respectable, if not very impressive. The final top 10 spot went to “The Book of Life” with $2.8 million and $45.2 million through four weeks. “The Judge” (No. 12) and “Dracula Untold” (No. 15) both tumbled out from last weekend’s top 10……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Romanians are rising up across Europe and they are unified in their ire against the establishment one week before a presidential runoff back home. Thousands of people protested against the government over the weekend, saying it was making it difficult for Romanians abroad to vote. Never mind the fact that these fools fled their home country and looked to make new lives elsewhere, dammit, they want to be able to freely and easily vote. Romanians rising up in Paris, London, Vienna and elsewhere have said they were unable to vote in the Nov. 2 first round of the presidential race because of long lines, which probably means they should have shown up sooner rather than assuming there would be a low turnout of the sort commonly seen in virtually every U.S. election, thereby allowing them to waltz in late in the day and get their “I voted!” sticker from the 97-year-old retirees manning the polling station. The Romanian government announced plans to open more polling booths and enact other measures to speed up the process, but incensed protestors decried the changes as insufficient to address their concerns. The protests also fired up back home in mother Romania, where about 5,000 people gathered in Cluj, and hundreds turned out in Bucharest, Constanta and other cities shouting "Get out and vote!" All of this anger is about the race in which Prime Minister Victor Ponta and Sibiu Mayor Klaus Iohannis will do battle, with Ponta favored to win the Nov. 16 vote. With 2 million Romanians living abroad and largely annoying the hell out of people in whose nations they’re squatting, figuring out how to get their votes registered is a complicated issue and one that will keep cropping up until it’s addressed for real………


- In the sphere of elite, world-class athletes, the best of the best will do anything to get an edge on their cutthroat competition. That includes the high-stakes world of professional badminton and that brings us to Badminton's top-ranked player and his alleged failed doping test. Lee Chong Wei failed a doping test, a senior Malaysian sports official said, and has been temporarily suspended pending a hearing by the Badminton World Federation (BWF) doping panel. It’s a scandal that threatens to rock the sport to its very foundations, what with the No. 1-ranked player in the world facing a potential two-year ban from competition. Lee is already reading from the handbook for athletes accused of using performance-enhancing drugs, insisting he has "never cheated." Badminton Association of Malaysia (BAM) deputy chairman Mohamad Norza Zakaria, who has the privilege of fronting an organization with a kick-ass acronym, confirmed that a test carried out on Nov. 5 in Oslo, Norway, on the "B" sample of an unnamed player had backed up the positive finding of the "A" sample from a doping control at this year's World Championships in August. He didn’t identify the player, but the name leaked anyhow. "This player is a very dedicated player and an exceptional individual," Mohamad said. "We believe this player has never resorted to shortcuts to achieve success." Maybe that’s what you believe, but the lab says otherwise and Lee’s story that the drug was last injected into him on July 18 for a thigh injury treatment, and that it was a "mystery" why it was found in his system after more than a month isn't exactly doing wonders for the two-time Olympic silver medalist’s image……….


- Now THAT is how you do Halloween. Stefan Sortland is a freshman at Colorado State University and he officially became a Halloween legend with his actions over the non-holiday weekend on and around the school’s Fort Collins campus. There is no other way to describe someone (allegedly) stealing an ambulance, going on an Ecstasy and cocaine bender at a concert and then attacking sheriff’s deputies in his intoxicated state once he was apprehended. Police reports detail Sortland’s path of destruction that began when emergency crews from Poudre Valley Hospital were treating an intoxicated student for seizures on campus in Fort Collins early Sunday morning. Seeing an opportunity placed in front of him and seizing it like a true champion, Sortland (allegedly) spotted the empty ambulance and leapt into action. When the emergency workers came outside and looked for the ambulance that, you know, should probably be where they left it, it was gone. The bad news for Sortland is that ambulances are equipped with GPS systems and that makes them relatively easy to find. Police from nearby Loveland found the abandoned vehicle in their jurisdiction, in the middle of Highway 34 with several doors open, heavy front-end damage and fluid leaking. A quick investigation unearthed evidence that the driver of the ambulance had hit the raised median, jumped the curb, hit a sign, went the wrong way and crossed back over the median before stopping. Sortland was located standing about 30 yards from the stopped ambulance wearing an EMT vest and when he refused to comply with officers’ commands, he got his ass Tasered. He was toting a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him and after refusing to answer officers’ questions, he instead asked, "Why are the lights flashing on the cars?" At the Loveland Police Department, he continued the party. According to the police report, he "stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated.” Not exactly having too much to drink and passing out drunk on the lawn in front of your dorm on Halloween, is it………

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