Saturday, November 08, 2014

PGA Tour gay slurs, NFL cheerleaders turned statutory rapists and Brian May's rich guy excess


- Let the legal festivities begin, Spain. A Spanish judge has cleared the way for Princess Cristina, the sister of Spain's king, to be tried on tax fraud charges as the next step in a landmark investigation affecting the royal family. The hero in this case is Judge Jose Castro, whose next move is to decide over the coming weeks whether to formally indict the princess. The investigative judge may not be able to do so because the state prosecutor and tax authorities say there is no basis for tax fraud charges against her, but the mere prospect of putting a member of the royal family on trial is intriguing in and of itself. Cristina’s lawyers argued that Spain's Supreme Court has ruled that people can't be tried on tax charges if neither the prosecutor nor tax authorities present charges, but that legal argument did not dissuade the Palma de Mallorca court. In making its decision, the court rejected appeals against the princess being listed as a suspect in a corruption and embezzlement investigation centering on her husband, Inaki Urdangarin. Castro noted that the princess is suspected of two counts of cooperation in tax fraud, although he did drop a possible charge for embezzlement against her. Urdangarin, who is suspected of embezzlement and fraud, has also yet to be formally charged. Urdangarin’s alleged indiscretions center on him using his Duke of Palma title to embezzle about 6 million euros ($8 million) in public contracts through the Noos Institute, a nonprofit foundation he and a business partner set up to funnel money to other businesses, including a company he owned with his wife. Not behavior becoming of the sister of King Felipe VI………


- Musicians have a special bond with their instruments. The best of the best tend to be even more particular about their axe, drums, bass, keyboard or brass. Legendary Queen guitarist Brian May is no exception and when he boarded a British Airways flight from London to Los Angeles, there was no way he was going to allow his beloved electric guitar to fall into the bumbling hands of the airline’s baggage handlers. May, rolling deep with cash and in his affection for his instrument, elected to pony up $15,000 for an extra first-class seat for his guitar and traveled with the instrument by his side rather than allowing it to linger with the golf clubs, overstuffed Samsonites and pet carriers in the luggage hold underneath the plane. May built the guitar, known as The Red Special, at his father's workshop 40 years ago and it has been a staple of Queen's music ever since. A member of May’s entourage and the guitar were bumped to first class prior to the flight and when it became clear that he was one of those travelers trying to jam a too-large item into the overhead compartment and holding up his fellow travelers like an a-hole, May bought the extra seat for the guitar. The trip to the U.S. isn't a long one and before long, May will dishonor both his axe and his legacy when he and his band reunite with former “American Karaoke” contestant Adam Lambert for a series of shows in the United Kingdom. The two sides announced the mini-tour in September, with seven gigs starting in Newcastle on Jan. 13 and ending in Nottingham on Jan. 24, with stops in Glasgow, London, Manchester, Leeds and Birmingham in between………


- Somewhere in Delaware is a 15-year-old boy who will a) be a legend among his friends for a long time and b) may have some emotional and psychological baggage to go with his hero status. On the one hand, that boy will be celebrated among his teenage friends because he hooked up with an NFL cheerleader, fulfilling the pipe dreams of thousands of other teenage dudes across the United States in the process. At the same time, having that sort of extended sexual relationship with 47-year-old Molly Shattuck, who was indicted on rape and unlawful sexual contact charges in Delaware stemming from several alleged incidents involving underage boys and alcohol, could be a bit much for the brain of a 15-year-old boy to process. As much as the boy’s friends may want to high-five him, odds are that Shattuck’s friends are not so eager to congratulate her for cheating on her ex-husband, a prominent energy executive, with some high school kid. The indictment alleges that Shattuck provided alcohol to three boys under the legal drinking age on Aug. 30 and Aug. 31 and after a couple days of booze and the chicanery that comes with combining alcohol and underage drinkers, the alleged sexual contact with the boy in question occurred on or about Aug. 31. Shattuck once made headlines for being the oldest cheerleader for an NFL team, but any pride she took in looking good enough to twirl pom-poms on the sideline in skimpy outfits so grown men in replica jerseys could ogle her has to pale in comparison to what she’s feeling right about now. She’s a national punch line, she’s been forced to resign her position on the board of a local arts high school and she’s staring down prison time and the joys of being a sex offender in prison………


- Maybe it was wrong to say that professional golf was about to fade into months of irrelevance and the snippy social media exchange between English star Ian Poulter and now-former PGA of America president Ted Bishop a couple weeks back was merely extending the sport’s time in the spotlight by a few days. Clearly, the players of the PGA Tour still have something left in the tank for 2014 and are determined to end their season on a high note. Take Patrick Reed, for example. Reed caught some heat for brashly pressing his finger to his lips in Scotland to quiet the Ryder Cup crowd in the midst of yet another European ass-kicking of the United States, but he chased that ridiculous display with an even better one at the HSBC Champions, where he dropped several profanities and a nice gay slur on live television for the ones and ones of people actually watching the HSBC Champions. The incident came during the 10th hole of the opening round at Sheshan International after Reed missed a 5-foot putt. Microphones picked him up using the F-word twice and capping it off with a gay slur in a fit of rage over his three-putt bogey. It was so obvious that Golf Channel analyst Frank Nobilo immediately apologized to viewers and after the round, Reed pretended to have forgotten what he said until someone brought it to his attention. When he did and after he had a day to process, Reed issued a fairly bland apology that didn’t do much to make anyone forget what happened. “I made a stupid error," Reed said. "Sorry for definitely the words that I said and everything that went on. Never should have happened. Unfortunately, it happened to me, and all I can do is just learn from it and move on, hopefully continue playing well and keep giving fans something to watch." Reed said he sought counsel from Bubba Watson, who was caught on camera using the F-word in the second round of the U.S. PGA Championship in August, and will try to move on from the incident as Watson has done………

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