Sunday, September 28, 2014

World Yoga day, Phil Mickelson is gone and not all waitresses suck


- If one is lucky, their waitress at the family dining spot of their choice is affable, friendly and willing to pretend to like the people she’s serving in order to boost her tip at the end of the meal. If one isn't so lucky, their server is a disinterested magician who manages to disappear for most of the evening and produces inexplicably bitchy behavior when she does appear at the table to refill the drinks with disdain. That’s what makes Ahwatukee, Wisc. waitress Katrina Vasquez so special. Vasquez is a waitress at Sakana Restaurant, but like most servers, she doesn’t aspire to bring people their food for the rest of her life. Her true passion is volunteering and traveling to share her love of art in order to make the world a better place. One of her favorite stops is an orphanage in Egypt, where she visits when she is able to afford the trip. But on a recent evening, she found a child much closer to home who needed her help just as much. She waited on the Friedman family and their son, Dustin, and quickly clued into the fact that Dustin is autistic. Vasquez learned that Dustin is a big Pokemon fan and because she spends her free time drawing and painting hats for children who are going through cancer treatment and have lost their hair, she decided to use her skills to make Dustin’s day a little better. "I made it in March and they didn't come in for a few months and I was getting a little worried," Vasquez said. When the Friedmans did return, his father Dennis and the rest of the clan were overjoyed about the hat. To pay her back, they decided to leave Vasquez a $500 tip toward her next trip. It’s a heartwarming story for a woman who is a cancer survivor herself and the money should be a big help paying for her next trip………


- Shia LaBeouf is begging people to look at him – literally. There’s simply no other way to describe a grown man with a sizeable bank account and at least a B-list level of fame sporting purple lycra leggings and pink running shoes and sprinting ' around an Amsterdam museum as part of a conceptual art performance – other than possibly straight-up insanity, which cannot be ruled out. LeBouf, who infamously pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct at a Broadway show and was ordered to complete a three-month course of treatment for alcoholism and walked out of a Berlin Film Festival press conference for the Lars Von Trier film “Nymphomaniac” in February, has clearly rediscovered his inner attention where and therefore invited volunteers to “run with Shia, run for Shia or make Shia run.” The star of “Transformers” announced his publicity stunt on Twitter and with the most ridiculous attire he could come up with, LaBeouf and two other performance artists completed 144 laps of the Stedelijk Museum in a “'metamarathon” staged during a 12-hour artistic conference attended by hundreds of artists and philosophers at the venue. The attendees were gathered to "consider how the world is perceived by the social media-savvy generation born in the 1980s", which is every bit as pretentious and pompous as it sounds. "As we are having a 'marathon' conference inside the Stedelijk, we also wanted a reflection of that outside. Nobody can do it better than Shia and the other artists at this performance,” museum curator Hendrik Folkert said. Prior to the conference, LeBouf tweeted: "RUN: - to move swiftly on foot - to PROCESS or execute a PROGRAM or instruction - an unbroken series of PERFORMANCES." At least he didn’t tag this one the way he did his hasty press conference exodus – by later appearing on the red carpet wearing a paper bag on his head emblazoned with the words, "I am not famous anymore.” Stay deliberately bizarre and attention-starved, S……….


- Before scoffing at Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s pitch to establish a global holiday known as World Yoga Day, take a giant step back and ponder. The United States has an absurd number of unofficial holidays to the point that seemingly every day not taken by an actual holiday (that doesn’t include you, Arbor Day) is filled with National Doughnut Day, National Pancake Day or National Wear Your Socks Inside Out and On Your Hands Day. So when Modi pitches a new addition to the lengthy list of annual U.N. observances in his speech to the U.N. General Assembly, maybe take off the judging pants and consider the idea with an open mind. The prime minister extolled the therapeutic powers of yoga and said it could help tackle global problems, which might be a ginormous stretch, but can’t be any more ridiculous than devoting an entire day to extolling the virtues of bacon. Modi told delegates that yoga could, "bring a change in our lifestyle and create awareness in us, and it can help in fighting against climate change." The cynic could point out that Modi has a reputation as an ascetic and is in the midst of a nine-day fast dedicated to the Hindu goddess Durga, so maybe he’s just oddly eccentric or suffering from the ill effects of having no nourishment to fuel the mind from which he is uttering these nonsensical words. That same cynic could also note that the U.N. already has 118 awareness-raising days of observance, but those arguments should not carry the day because the sheer stupidity of many of those days - the International Day of Happiness, World Soil Day, International Mother Earth Day and International Jazz Day – should mean that World Yoga Day has a chance to become reality and sooner rather than later. Granted, the U.N. is a toothless international punchline without any actual muscle to accomplish anything or force rogue nations to capitulate, but that doesn’t mean it cannot revel in the frivolity of its nothingness……..


- Phil Mickelson isn't Phil Mickelson anymore. No, this isn't some sort of existential debate. The hefty lefty from San Diego is still the guy who has won five majors and will enter the Golf Hall of Fame soon after he retires. But the Phil Mickelson so many fans knew and loved for his think-big approach to the game and his willingness to try virtually any shot at any time and became one of the best in the world in so doing is gone and he’s not coming back. If it wasn’t enough that Mickelson not won a tournament since the British Open last summer at Muirfield and has mostly been a walking dumpster fire on the course since then, witness what happened Saturday at the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles in Scotland. For the first time in 10 appearances, Mickelson was benched by U.S. captain Tom Watson, along with his Friday playing partner Keegan Bradly and Webb Simpson. The decision came after Mickelson and Bradley rallied to take down Rory McIlroy and Sergio Garcia in the opening session of fourballs matches Friday, but got their asses kicked in foursomes when Bradley couldn't keep it in the short grass and Mickelson couldn't make enough putts. "They didn't perform all that well yesterday afternoon," Watson said. "They really wanted to go today. These are the best pairings for alternate shot." After sitting on Saturday, Mickelson will play only three matches this week, his fewest at the Ryder Cup since going 3-0 as a rookie at Oak Hill in 1995. When asked about being benched, Mickelson said, "Whatever it takes to win. I want our team to win, and whatever we have to do is all I care about. He was even less chatty when queried about whether it was his decision to sit. Rather than answer, he crammed his earphones into his ears and strolled away………

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