Thursday, September 11, 2014

Taylor Swift v. Katy Perry, human vs. smart voters and SMU football under fire


- Organized crime and corruption are alive and well in Bosnia. Perhaps more of the alive part than being well at the moment, but just because Bosnian police have arrested 14 people, including three politicians, in an organized crime and tax evasion case in which they allegedly skimmed a regional budget of nearly $7.6 million is no reason to throw in the towel in graft. Sure, Bosniak-Croat agricultural minister Jerko Ivankovic-Lijanovic, his father and three brothers — one of whom is a state parliament lawmaker — were among those arrested, but don’t miss the point. There will always be more lawmakers willing to sell what little is left of their souls in order to pad their bank accounts and there will always be shady characters willing to fill those coffers with cash. That’s doubly true in a nation divided into two regions — one run by Serbs, the other shared by Bosniaks and Croats — that are linked by a central government. With multiple ethnic groups armed with competing views on how to run their country, conflicts are bound to abound and when they do, there will be people looking to circumvent justice and do a legislative end-around to achieve their desired result. This latest round of arrests was particularly uplifting because it also included the Bosniak-Croat minister of trade and eight others and according to the state prosecutor's office, the 14 are suspected of registering companies that imported, produced and processed meat and then fictively liquidating them without paying taxes. It may not be the most imaginative and innovate crime of corruption to date, but given time these scumbags could have done something big………


- Eric Dickerson may have been one of the worst sideline reporters in the history of televised football, but that isn't stopping him from foisting his terrible opinions on the world. The former SMU running back and Pro Football Hall of Famer doesn’t have much to do these days other than make public appearances and give interviews in which he goes into Bitter Old Man mode and that’s exactly what he did during a radio interview in Dallas earlier this week. The Mustangs are 0-2 and have been outscored 88-6 in their first two games, leading arguably the greatest player in program history to issue a totally absurd ultimatum to his alma mater. "I talked to four former players yesterday, and we all said if they don't want to do anything, just kill the program," Dickerson said. "Just stick to academics and basketball and kill that program. It's so frustrating for us to watch SMU become nothing but a laughingstock or almost non-existent. It's almost like it doesn't exist." Interestingly enough, Dickerson could actually do something about the problem that seems to be such a huge concern for him. See, coach June Jones abruptly resigned Monday just two games into the season and that leaves a void that Dickerson and his zeroes and zeroes of years of head coaching experience could fill. Hell, Dickerson has that third-place finish in the 1982 Heisman Trophy balloting to his credit and a successful NFL career, so he obviously could help turn around a program struggling as mightily as it has at any point since it returned after being dealt the "Death Penalty" by the NCAA in 1986. He even has a blueprint in mind for fixing SMU and it’s not too far down the road – literally. "I look at TCU, and TCU is a great school. I look at TCU and SMU. ... TCU has got it," said of area rival TCU, which has become a credible program on a national level in recent years……….


- How did this possibly fail? Someone with enough of an innovative, forward-thinking mind to change his name from a mostly normal moniker to human — with a lowercase "H'' — with no middle or last name and then try to use that lame publicity stunt to win a spot in the state legislature cannot possibly fail in said electoral quest….right? Sadly, it can fail and it did when the man formerly known as David Montengero – real name and not his porn name - lost his bid to run for office in New Hampshire this week. Not only did human lose, but he failed to even make it out of the local primary election when he lost to incumbent Democratic state Rep. Rose Marie Rogers by a count of 181-30. A 6-to-1 ratio of votes for the other candidate is a fairly ironclad mandate and it’s not difficult to see why voters elected to keep their current representative and not send human to the state capital to represent them. After all, human earned himself some quality headlines earlier this year when the state's highest court ruled he could have a vanity license plate that reads COPSLIE. The Division of Motor Vehicles would not allow the vanity plate because it ruled the message denigrated police officers, which was clearly a faulty decision. After all, the unwanted scrutinty and payback from police who pulled him over just to pull him over and make his life a living hell would have been well worth it. Maybe voters in Rochester will have another chance some time down the road to elect human to office, or mankind, or guy, or dude, or whatever the hell this kook is calling himself at that point……..


- It’s the battle of Artificial Sugary Sweet Pop Diva vs. Artificial Sugary Sweet Pop Diva Who Used to Sing Quasi-Country Music and the winner is….anyone not paying attention. The fight is one between pop creations Taylor Swift and Katy Perry over one of them – it’s tough to tell them apart at this point – stealing the other one’s backup dancers. As the sordid story goes, three of Swift’s backup dancers bolted her tour and joined Perry’s, which you clearly do not do in the pop music world because….well, because. Swift reportedly felt betrayed because she had a close bond with the dancers and considered them to be part of her extended family, but the dancers were merely returning to Perry after working with her several years ago. As tours do, that Perry trek came to an end and the dancers needed someone to shimmy and shake behind. They linked up with Swift and all was well…until Perry went back on tour and wanted them with her. The good news is that the dancers followed backup dancer etiquette and told Swift up front that they did not want to commit to her entire tour and wanted a 30-day opt-out clause because they were looking to rejoin Perry’s crew. Either Swift has terrible short-term memory or she doesn’t hear well because when the situation unfolded just as the dancers expected, she was so angry that she fired all three of them on the spot. That drama sparked a feud that has continued for nearly a year and as Swift seems to do with all of the negative sh*t that happens in her life, she wrote a song about it. The track “Bad Blood” is about the cat fight and Perry retaliated with a tweet likening Swift to “Mean Girls” star Regina George………

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