Monday, September 29, 2014

Cali surfers v. The Man, Riot Watch! Hong Kong and Anthony Schlegel: Badass bodyslammer


-  No one was equal to Denzel Washington in the final weekend of September. Washington’s new action flick “The Equalizer” scored the fourth-highest September debut ever, earning $35 million to lap the field at the box office. Last week’s champ, “The Maze Runner,” slid to second place with $17.5 million and holds a two-week domestic total of $58 million. Animated, family-friendly feature “The Boxtrolls” claimed third place with $17.3 million in its own debut, which didn’t exactly set any records and doesn’t portend well for a dominant long-term run. Ditto the future of “This is Where I Leave You,” which slid one spot to fourth place in its second weekend, banking $7 million for a two-week domestic tally of $22.5 million. The resident of fifth place for the second weekend in a row was “Dolphin Tale 2” thanks to $4.8 million in third-weekend earnings that upped the cheesy family film’s overall bank roll to a so-so $33.6 million so far. “No Good Deed” dipped two spots to sixth place with $4.6 million and with a scant $13.2 million budget, the thriller built around Idris Elba has turned a handsome profit with $46.6 million in total earnings. “A Walk Among the Tombstones” strolled into seventh place as its earnings plummeted 67 percent in its second weekend, down to a mere $4.2 million. In two underwhelming weeks, the Liam Neeson ass-kicker has brought in $20.8 million. “Guardians of the Galaxy” was next in eighth place with $3.8 million and continues to cruise along with $319.1 million in total domestic money. Ninth place was the domain of “Let’s Be Cops,” recipient of $1.5 million in its seventh weekend and owner of $79.6 million in total domestic income. The last spot in the top 10 went to “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” still hanging around after eight weeks of release with $1.4 million and a grand total of $187.1 million and counting. “The Drop” (No. 12) and “If I Stay” (No. 13) both lost their top 10 spots from last weekend………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Sh*t got really and really awesome Sunday in Hong Kong, where bold protestors took it to The Man and The Man responded with tear gas and threats of more excessive force. The battle pitted Hong Kong police and their tear gas against thousands of pro-democracy protesters gathered at government headquarters in a challenge to Beijing over its decision to restrict democratic reforms for the semiautonomous city. China took control of Hong Kong from Britain in 1997, agreeing to a policy of "one country, two systems" that allowed the city to maintain a high degree of self-governance, but hasn’t exactly honored the spirit of that promise in the past 17 years. That’s why protestors have been camped out since late Friday on the streets outside the government complex, located just a few blocks from Hong Kong's downtown financial district, piggybacking off the inspiring efforts of the students who started the uprising. More people were looking to join the gathering when police refused, lobbing canisters of tear gas into the crowd on Sunday evening. The fumes pushed demonstrators down the road for a few minutes, but they returned to stand up for genuine democratic reforms in the former British colony. A sit-in might not be the most glamorous or exciting form of protest, but the Occupy Central civil disobedience movement and their student friends are still making an impact and their willingness to clash with officers wielding pepper spray deserves props. Police antagonized the crowd further by issuing a statement urging the protesters to "leave peacefully and orderly” and warning of “a higher level of force in order to restore public order and safeguard public safety” if the crowd did not disperse. Beijing denounced the demonstrations as illegal, which should only inspire the crowd to stand its ground and seize the change for which it is taking a stand – or a sit, in this case……..


- Don’t eff with the strength and conditioning coach. It’s a valuable life lesson, mostly because screwing with a dude who goes 6-foot-3, 260 pounds and can bench press every weight on the rack all at once while gulping a protein shake with the other hand is a terrible way to stay healthy and out of the hospital. That lesson played out in vivid form Saturday in Columbus, Ohio, where a drunken idiot attending Ohio State’s non-conference football game against in-state rival Cincinnati did what drunken idiots do: He came out of the stands and onto the field during the game, eliciting the usual attention from the crowd and the knee-jerk reaction from the network broadcasting the game to turn all cameras away from the scene of the crime so as to not glorify an ass hat in the midst of his stupidity. But not everyone turned a blind eye to the moron sprinting around like he was on the bath salts. Former Ohio State linebacker and current assistant strength coach Anthony Schlegel stepped up and went full-on WWE superstar on the invader, hooking him around the neck and delivering a body slam that would make Triple H in his prime extremely proud. The crowd erupted in cheers as Schlegel completed the takedown and stadium security arrived on the scene to take the fan into custody, with former Ohio State coach Earle Bruce watching in the press box and noting that Schlegel was "the best tackler we've ever had." Forget tackling, though. Schlegel needs to be teaching weekly seminars on the proper takedown technique so that any player, coach or official who spots a clown with a .12 BAC charging out of Section 104 and looking to insert himself or herself into the action. Maybe if fans knew a rock bottom was awaiting them on the field, court or pitch, they would reconsider their inebriated plans to bum rush the action……..


- Duuuude, this is a totally righteous and hella-awesome result. In the battle of Silicon Valley tech billionaire versus bro-dacious surfers, the surfers have won. A San Mateo County judge delivered a preliminary victory for the surfing community in its fight against Vinod Khosla, a co-founder of Sun Microsystems. Superior Court Judge Barbara Mallach riled that Khosla had wrongly denied public access to Martin's Beach, which for decades was visited by thousands of locals who picnicked, surfed and fished in its protective cove. Until 2008, the owners of the beach allowed public access by a small dirt road and charged a nominal fee for parking. In 2010, two years after Khosla acquired the property, his manager locked the gate, painted over a sign inviting visitors from California Highway 1 and posted security guards to keep out the great unwashed. He took those steps despite warnings from county planning officials, the Coastal Commission and a different San Mateo County Superior Court in 2009 that he needed to seek a coastal development permit if any of his actions were to change the "intensity of use" of the water or access to it. The legal battle has raged on since then and Mallach tossed the surfers a bone by ruling that by padlocking the gate, hiring security guards and altering signs without state permission, Khosla had wrongly denied public access to the beach, violating the California Coastal Act. The case is part of a larger concern among beachgoers that tech billionaires were buying up coastal properties with the intention of keeping others out. Joe Cotchett, an attorney for the nonprofit Surfrider Foundation, which brought the suit, labeled the decision "a huge victory for all of the people of California." "This is a battle of David versus Goliath," Cotchett said, "between the people who want to use the beaches and the wealthy who want it for their own private purposes." Mallach declined to impose about $20 million in fines that the nonprofit Surfrider Foundation had been seeking, but can one really put a price on access to a bitchin’ wave on a warm summer day? No, they cannot………

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