Monday, September 01, 2014

Who wants Ron Artist now, movie news and Nigerian baby stealers


- Manny Pacquiao is part past-his-prime boxer, part-politician, part-wannabe-musician and part-businessman. It is in the last of those four capacities that the Filipino sporting icon and WBO welterweight champion is seeking the help of one of the biggest kooks in the history of professional sports. Yes, the Pac-Man has expressed interest in recruiting former NBA All-Star Metta World Peace to join the newly formed Kia Sorentos in the Philippine Basketball Association. Pacquiao has become player/coach of that team and although World Peace, who changed his name from Ron Artest, is currently playing for the Sichuan Blue Whales in the Chinese Basketball Association, the boxing icon is confident that he can persuade the eccentric hoopster to switch teams. "He's OK. He's my friend," Pacquiao said of World Peace, whom he met in Los Angeles in 2009 prior to his fight against Miguel Cotto. "We need a good import. If we get him, that would be nice." Nice? Getting Ron-Ron to ball for your team is rarely nice unless you’re partial to weird name changes, erratic jump shots and general ridiculousness that does little to help you win basketball games. Even if World Peace is past the shenanigans of his early NBA career, including the fistfight with fans at an Indiana Pacers-Detroit Pistons game, he’s an aged-out baller who is a step slow and hasn’t aged gracefully on the court. Maybe Pacquiao made his comments to draw attention to his title defense against American Chris Algieri on Nov. 22 in Macau and nothing screams publicity stunt quite like a 5-foot-6 boxer trying to start his basketball career alongside a bonafide circus sideshow. It’s often true that great athletes dream of playing other sports, becoming rock stars or dabbling in acting, but this is a new twist on that tale………


- Has anyone seen Hama Amadou? If you have, go ahead and let the people of Niger know, because Amadou is the head of Niger's National Assembly, he’s wanted for questioning in connection with a baby trafficking scandal and depending upon whom you ask, he may have fled Africa for the wine-soaked shores of France. According to sources close to the office of Burkina Faso's president, Amadou fled his own country and entered Burkina Faso last week as officials in his home country ruled his parliamentary immunity would not save him from being questioned over the scandal. That, it turns out, was merely the start of a long and winding road trip that would have been considerably more enjoyable for, you know, someone who isn't accused of buying and selling infants in one of the most heinous and calloused displays of scum-baggery imaginable. The details are sketchy at this point because no one wants to go on the record in such a sensitive international matter, but the word on the street is that Amadou went from Burkina Faso to Belgium, then hopped across a third border to France. His current whereabouts are rumored to be Paris, which is a baller destination under most circumstances but just looks really d-baggish if you’re fleeing one of the more unsavory crimes a person can commit – oh, and you life behind your wife and 17 other alleged co-conspirators who were arrested over their suspected links to trafficking babies from neighboring Nigeria. One has to hope that Amadou is hiding out in the filthiest and smelliest portion of Paris’ famed catacombs at this point because those are the accommodations best suited to his (alleged) lack of character and humanity………


- The crowds were not a-flockin’ to the multiplex over the holiday weekend. Box office numbers were sadly low for the frame, allowing reigning king “Guardians of the Galaxy” to hold onto the top spot with just $16.3 million for the weekend. The upped the superhero movie’s five-week domestic take to $274.6 million and counting. Second place went to “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” which banked $11.8 million for a four-week haul of $162.4 million. “If I Stay” lived up to its name and hung in third place for the second straight week thanks to $9.2 million. In its two short weeks of release, it has amassed a mere $29.8 million in overall domestic earnings. The top newcomer for the weekend was the Paris-based horror flick “As Above/So Below,” which debuted in fourth place with $8.4 million. It did just enough to edge out “Let’s Be Cops,” which tumbled two spots to fifth place with $8.2 million, which boosted its three-week total to $57.3 million. The second newcomer of the top 10 was Pierce Brosnan’s failed return to the spy/action genre, “The November Man.” Propelled by an aging action star who wasn’t that great in his prime, “November Man” could do no better than sixth place and $7.6 million. Football-themed flick “When the Game Stands Tall” slotted seventh with another $5.7 million for its coffers and it has pushed past the point of profitability after just two weeks with $16.3 million taken in against a $15 million budget. “The Giver” was next in eighth place and $5.2 million. Its modest three-week total has risen to $31.5 million, more than enough to earn back its original budget. The penultimate top 10 spot went to “The Hundred-Foot Journey” and its $4.6 million, elevating its total earnings to $39.4 million after four weeks. “The Expendables 3” rounded out the list with $3.5 million and has geezer-action-hero-ed its way to a scant $33.1 million in three weeks of release. “Into the Storm” (No. 13) and “Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” (No. 14) both lost their top 10 spots from one week ago………..


- What a week this should be for Detroit. The city’s agonizingly slow march toward becoming the first American city to officially be declared bankrupt will finally pick up speed as the confirmation trial for the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history is scheduled to start Tuesday. It should be uplifting to hear tales of decades of mismanagement, malfeasance and meltdowns that took a manufacturing city to its knees under a deluge of massive debt, thousands of creditors and complex union and pension issues. Ironically, many experts predicted that for those very seasons, Detroit's bankruptcy would take years to resolve. After all, two California cities — Stockton and San Bernardino — filed a year before Detroit did and their cases are as unresolved as quest to figure out what the hell Ozzy Osbourne is saying every time he opens his mouth. But with the trial on the verge of starting, the prognostications for Detroit being declared belly-up are rosier, with the path to exit bankruptcy possibly taking less than a year and a half. Detroit expects to cut $12 billion in unsecured debt to about $5 billion, which is "more manageable," according to Bill Nowling, a spokesman for emergency manager Kevyn Orr. Nowling added that the debt will remain until the plan is confirmed and the judge issues an effective date, but said the process will pick up speed after that. That would be good news for Orr, whose contract expires at the end of September. After his restructuring team set an aggressive timetable and bankruptcy Judge Steven Rhodes hurried to name mediators to work out deals with creditors, months and possibly even years were carved off the projected timeline. "I think — with the exception of a few remaining holdouts — all of our creditors recognized we could not let the city languish in endless bankruptcy proceedings," Nowling said. The road ahead is still messy. Detroit's debt includes $3.5 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and unless it gets help from the state, major corporations, foundations and others through donations of more than $800 million over 20 years, it will have to screw over 30,000 city retirees and workers and possibly sell masterpieces from the Detroit Institute of Arts. There is a hell of a lot riding on these legal proceedings, which is ironic given how little Detroit is actually worth at this point………

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