Friday, September 26, 2014

Snakes in the rental car, MLB contract bonus losses and AC/DC moves on


- Spain, your economic problems could have a simple – albeit illegal – solution. The Iberian Peninsula nation with major cash flow issues is in a continual state of financial turmoil and with citizens demanding answers from a government that has been short on them for months now, perhaps the time has come for a creative answer that might break a few laws but could pad everyone’s pockets with some extra euros. It seems that money generated by drug trafficking, prostitution, smuggling and illegal gambling contributed some 9 billion euros ($11.4 billion) to Spain’s national economy last year, according to Spain's National Statistics Institute. The institute pegged the country's gross domestic product at 26.2 billion euros larger — at 1.05 trillion euros — when factoring in estimates for illegal economic activities as well as money spent on investigation and research and military armament are included. On the surface, illegal activities represented 0.9 percent of total economic activity and that doesn’t seem like enough to truly change the course of an entire nation – and it’s not. That’s the whole point. Maybe if Spain embraced its dark side and started getting its hands dirty with hookers, cocaine and gambling, it could erase its national deficit and start having some extra spending cash to make life a lot more fun. Just because the European Union is looking to harmonize estimates across member states and get a full picture of economic activity, whether legal or not, doesn’t mean Spain should let the organization go all wet blanket on the answer to what ails its people………


- AC/DC won't be the same. Sure, the iconic rockers have revealed details of a new studio album that will be their first since 2008’s “Black Ice” and that’s really cool, but there’s a problem with the album and the tour that will clearly follow. Both will be the first in the group's 41-year history not to feature founder member Malcolm Young, as Young has decided to step down from the group due to ill health. Many speculated that Young’s departure would force the band to hang it up as well, but a statement from the band laid out the particulars of Young’s departure and the group’s future without him. "Earlier this year AC/DC released a statement explaining that due to illness, Malcolm would be taking a break from the band. Unfortunately, due to the nature of Malcolm’s condition, he will not be returning to the band,” the statement read. The Young-less album will be titled “Rock or Bust” and is due to drop on Dec. 1. It will consist of 11 tracks and was recorded this spring at Warehouse Studio in Vancouver with producer Brendan O’Brien and mixed by Mike Fraser. Although Malcolm Young won't be a part of the project, his brother Angus is still around and so is his nephew Stevie Young, who plays rhythm guitar on the album and will accompany the band on tour. Perhaps signaling how much of a commercialized act AC/DC has become, a preview of the single “Play ball” will be heard as part of Turner Sports' Major League Baseball Postseason coverage from Sept. 27. Frontman Brian Johnson previously said considered calling the album “Man Down” in reference to Young's absence, "But it’s a bit negative and it was probably just straight from the heart. I like that.” Just a sad story all around…………


- Rental cars are mysterious places. They’re this nebulous zone between the world of things you own and care about and the realm of sh*t you borrow and don’t care about at all, mostly because if anything really terrible happens to them while in your custody, it’s a major problem. Folks tend to treat rental cars poorly, but not poorly enough to do serious, lasting damage. Occasionally, they even forget random items when they return their rental and thus leave a wacky surprise for the next person who drives the vehicle. A pair of unwitting women were on the receiving end of this funny little quirk in the universe when they drove a rental car from Boston to Kennebunk, Maine this week and popped the trunk of their temporary ride to retrieve their luggage. When they flipped the latch and the trunk lid ascended, the women were stunned to find a ball python inside. Ball pythons generally grow to 3 to 5 feet long and aren't considered dangerous, so it’s not as if they encountered a king cobra or Tibetan pit viper, but a snake is still a damn snake and they shouldn’t be left unattended in cars. The snake’s path to the trunk is unknown, but the ball python is a common pet and odds are that scaly little fella was someone’s pet at some point. According to Kennebunk Deputy Police Chief Dan Jones, the two women were so unnerved by finding the snake that they wanted a new rental car even after the critter was removed and turned over to the Maine Warden Service. It makes sense because for all they knew, another snake was going to come slithering out of the exhaust or that open space above the gas pedal and brake while they drove down the highway at 75 mph…….


- Anyone feeling sorry for Minnesota Twins ace Phil Hughes needs to take a cue from his reaction rather than lamenting his loss of $500,000 because of a persistent rainstorm that washed out his shot at a key clause in his contract. Hughes pitched eight innings Wednesday in the Minnesota Twins' 2-1 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks, twirling eight masterful frames for his 16th win of the season. However, the man who finished with a single-season major league record for strikeout-to-walk ratio thanks to  186 strikeouts and 16 walks came up short on a $500,000 innings bonus in his contract because of a 66-minute rain delay following the eighth inning. The delay left Hughes one-third of an inning short of 210 for the season and his contract stipulates that if he reaches 210 innings pitched, he gets an extra half a million dollars. He could get that final third of an inning this weekend, but Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said after the game that he will not use Hughes out of the bullpen this weekend. The entire saga left fans and members of the media bemoaning the unfairness of it all and the former All-Star acknowledged that he is aware of the situation regarding his bonus, but insisted he’s mot miffed. "I was very aware of it, but some things aren't meant to be," Hughes said. How is this man so placid despite missing out on a nice chunk of cash that could translate to a pair of nice, shiny new Maseratis? Maybe it’s because his base salary is $8 million and he’s already earned a pair of $250,000 bonuses for reaching 180 and 195 innings. Perhaps it’s also the satisfaction of shattering the 11.63 strikeouts-per-nine-innings mark of Bret Saberhagen, who had 143 strikeouts and 13 walks for the New York Mets in 1994 for an 11.00 ratio. Whatever gives Hughes his outward tranquility, it’s about time everyone stopped feeling bad for him and realized that the differences between $8.5 million and $9 million isn't that much after all……….

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