Friday, August 01, 2014

The Libertines don't practice, the A's make a trade blunder and Greece lends a hand


- What the eff, Greece? Your country is on the verge of financial ruin, you’ve dealt with regular riots for months on end and yet, you’re going to be the ones helping the Chinese government with the evacuation of "hundreds" of its citizens from the violence in Libya. Libya has been a hellhole of violence since the 2011 ouster of dictator Muammar Qaddafi, but the unrest has reached new heights of late and governments from around the world are scrambling to evacuate their citizens from the country. Greece just happens to be in the neighborhood and therefore, a viable option to lend a hand. Plus, the Greeks totally need the cash and will probably take any request to give folks fleeing Libya a ride. A Greek government official confirmed that China chartered a merchant vessel, but refused to expound on the rescue plan. According to the Greek Defense Ministry and other government officials, the sudden rescue nation will also send a navy frigate to pick up its embassy staff members as well as about 70 Greeks and dozens of others from China, Cyprus, Britain and Malta after their governments requested help. All of this rushing to get out the door is a direct result of clashes between heavily armed rival militias in Libya resulting in the worst violence since the civil war three years ago. In the past few weeks of fighting, nearly 100 people have been killed, 400 others wounded, and much of the airport in Tripoli has been destroyed. Multiple countries have suspended operations at their embassies in Tripoli and earlier this week, Spain sent a military plane to pick up 60 people from Libya. Last one out should turn off the lights, except by this put all the lights have been blown to sh*t, so never mind………

- Clearly the Oakland Athletics did not consult their marketing department before pulling the trigger on one of the boldest moves ahead of Thursday's trade deadline. If they had, they clearly would not have gone through with the acquisition of ace pitcher Jon Lester in a deal that included popular slugger Yoenis Cespedes heading out of town. Cespedes, the All-Srtar outfielder and two-time defending Home Run Derby champion, was sent to Boston along with a draft pick in exchange for Lester and outfielder Jonny Gomes as the A’s sought to bolster their already-sterling rotation. Normally that sort of balls-out trade would be a great move for a team….unless it happened to have 10,000 T-shirts emblazoned with the last name of the All-Star they just shipped out. See, the A’s had planned a promotional giveaway for their home game against the Kansas City Royals on Saturday, when the first 10,000 fans would receive a Cespedes-themed T-shirt with the message "La Potencia" -- Spanish for "The Power" -- written across the front. That seemed like a wonderful idea, but it turned out to be a disastrous one now that Cespedes is no longer a member of the organization. As one would expect in such a situation, the A's announced on their official Twitter account that they still planned on giving away the T-shirts before Saturday's game. The only real options were giving the shirts out and recognizing all Cespedes did for their team or treating the shirts like the ones waiting for teams that lose major sporting events – shirts proclaiming them to be champions in the event they actually won the big one. Those shirts are shipped to a Third World country whose residents have no idea what they say. Just handing out free shirts to fans who will be happy to have them anyhow seems like an easier alternative………

- The Air Force has lots of important duties on a daily basis including protecting the air space of the United States from would-be invaders and of course, joining in efforts to help control mosquito-borne illnesses plaguing South Florida. Yes, the United States Air Force has been called in for the spraying of Miami-Dade County with a very powerful insecticide from a plane. The process actually began Wednesday morning, but had to be delayed later in the day due to bad weather. The C130H plane, carrying 90 gallons of the powerful insecticide, returned to the air around 6 p.m. Thursday evening. “Hopefully, depending on the weather tonight, we’ve already done the area here over the base and our plan is to be southwest of the base tonight—in Homestead Redlands area,” said Lt. Colonel Frank Galati from the Homestead Air Reserve Base. The insecticide in question is being used to help control the spread of dangerous diseases carried by mosquitoes like malaria, west Nile, dengue fever and chikungunya, the latter of which has most recently been seen with two cases in South Florida. It can be deadly and symptoms include muscle and joint pain, headaches and bleeding of the nose and gums. Despite the dangers, some locals have expressed concerns about the safety of the spray being used on account of its chemical components. None of them seems to be thankful that the Air Force showed up to help them………


- Some bands rehearse intensely for and spend hours preparing for gigs. The Libertines are not one of those bands. When Pete Doherty and his perpetually drug-addled self is involved, professionalism and attention to detail aren't exactly at the top of the agenda. For example, The Libertines played to thousands of people at London's Hyde Park last month as part of this year's British Summer Time Festival and yet, they didn’t exactly treat the gig like a big deal. In fact, they have revealed that they rehearsed for "one hour" before taking to the stage. That intense period of preparation came after they performed two warm-up gigs in Glasgow and didn’t bother to rehearse prior to either of them. According to drummer Gary Powell , one planned practice session in Hamburg was disrupted after Doherty drove the band away from their rehearsal space in the camper van he currently lives in. "While we were inside looking around he decided to kidnap us and drove off," Powell said. "We ended up down the Reeperbahn getting hassled by some prostitutes and watching the football. Hilarious.” There was actually a plan for a rehearsal on the morning of the Hyde Park gig, but Carl Barat flew from Paris to London the day before the gig after, "realizing it was probably what the occasion demanded.” That seems to make little sense, but the show itself seemed to go well and the audience didn’t boo The Libertines off the stage, so maybe not rehearsing is the way to go……….

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