Friday, August 15, 2014

Scumbags steal from the disabled, Harry Potter wants to be Iggy Pop and N.Y. Yankees rage


- It’s in the Steinbrenner genes. Beginning with the late, loud George Steinbrenner, the family’s ownership of the New York Yankees has been marked by world titles, bombastic proclamations, public drama and lofty expectations. The theatrics have lessed somewhat since the passing of George Steinbrenner in XXXX, but his son Hal has at least a little bit of the old man in him and proved it this week when he ripped the Yankees’ offense and said it’s time for the team’s hitters to man up. Speaking at Major League Baseball's owners meetings before the Yankees played the Baltimore Orioles, Steinbrenner said he was especially disappointed with New York's batters. "They've got to step it up and they know it," Steinbrenner said. Perhaps sensing the team’s slide in the standings was pushing them toward a second straight season on the outside of the postseason looking in, Steinbrenner said the team’s inconsistency at the plate "needs to change." The Bronx Bombers are 19th in the majors in runs scored and after spending $283 million in the offseason to add Jacoby Ellsbury, Brian McCann and Carlos Beltran, a mediocre offense simply won't cut it. That’s doubly true because the Yankees’ starting rotation has suffered injuries to Masahiro Tanaka, CC Sabathia, Ivan Nova and Michael Pineda, who returned Wednesday to make his first big league appearance since April 23. "The injuries have been as frustrating as they were last year," Steinbrenner said. "When you lose four of your starting pitchers by the All-Star Game ... it's going to have an impact." The team’s 61-57 record after 118 games matched its mark from last season and considering how 2013 ended, that’s a number likely not making Steinbrenner feel any better……….


- Amsterdam is a liberal place…just not THAT liberal.  The Dutch capital is a place where pot tourists flock and prostitution is legal even though the ladies plying the trade are marginally attractive at best, but part of the city’s culture is under scrutiny by local officials who worry that there may be a touch of racism in its holiday festivities. Mayor Eberhard van der Laan and organizers of a large children's winter festival have decided that now is the time to reform the image of "Black Pete" — the sidekick to the Dutch Santa Claus — to remove perceived racist elements. It’s usually wise not to stereotype or name any fictional characters by their skin color, so the change isn’t likely to upset too many people. The mayor said the "negroid character" of Pete's appearance will disappear over a period of years and while phasing out a made-up person so people have a chance to say goodbye and adjust to the new reality is somewhat comical. The change was clearly coming, as Black Pete has become the subject of protests in the Netherlands. Opponents have denounced him as a caricature of an African slave carried over from colonial times: Pete is usually portrayed by white people wearing blackface makeup, bold red lipstick and frizzy "Afro" wigs. Yeah, one can see where that might kinda, sorta be perceived as racist by anyone with an IQ above 15 and even a shred of a social conscience. A large majority of the Netherlands' mostly white population still believes Pete is a positive figure and deny any racial insult, but court rulings have opined otherwise and political figures are nothing if not reactionary and desperate to avoid offending anyone whose vote they may eventually need………


- Two steps back, Daniel Radcliffe, two steps back.  You’ve already flirted with one rock star movie role your Harry Potter-playing ass had no business filling and you most definitely do not need to be sniffing around another one. Radcliff was once linked to the perpetually-in-progress Freddie Mercury biopic, but thankfully, that surefire disaster never materialized and Radcliff moved on to other endeavors. Yet here he is again, expressing an interest in playing punk rock icon Iggy Pop in a film of the pint-sized madman’s story. Iggy Pop is best known for his manic stage presence, often rolling in broken glass and bleeding freely on stage, diving into the crowd with reckless abandon before stage diving was cool and his distinctive vocal style. A man who defined the edgy side of punk rock should not be portrayed by a former child wizard and Broadway star, even if Radcliffe believes he would be perfect for the part. "We've got a similar, gnarly, sort of slightly strange, skinny bodies," he said. And? If that’s all you’ve got, then step aside, wizard boy. There are hundreds of wannabe actors who fit that bill and some of them might even be a non-milquetoast British dude with no business being anywhere near the story of an absolute musical icon. Radcliffe did try to bolster his rock and roll bonafides by sharing his obsession with The Libertines frontman and well-known drug addict Pete Doherty, but being obsessed with a solid British indie rock band doesn’t make one qualified to play Iggy Pop on the big screen. Keep searching for that next great musical or a part that allows you to use a magic wand and keep moving, Radcliffe………


- There are bad people, there are straight-up scumbags and then there are people like Akron (Ohio) resident Carol Hulett. Hulett was sentenced to four years in prison Wednesday after pleading guilty to burglary, forgery and theft from the disabled. It’s the last of those three charges that should boil the blood of anyone with a soul or basic human decency, what with this D-bag of a human being pretending to be disabled herself in order to befriend a developmentally disabled man and steal from him. Read that last sentence again and feel free to text your friends, book travel to Akron, search out Hulett and make plans to punch her repeatedly in the face. According to prosecutors, Hulett pretended to be disabled and eventually befriended a 60-year-old disabled man her husband had noticed riding the bus. Yes, someone actually married this wench. She and her equally scum-baggish husband befriended the disabled man, who had a part-time job giving him money to live on, and convinced the man to cash three of his paychecks and give Carol Hulett the money. Her husband, Shaun Hulett, is still facing charges in an alleged purse-snatching incident, so the two of them were clearly made for each other. Shaun Hulett pleaded guilty to burglary in the same case and was sentenced to two years in prison, while his wife received more jail time after being sentenced to an additional nine months for violating probation. Fleecing handicapped people may not have the same stigma in prison as those who harm women and children, but here’s hoping the ladies at whatever facility Carol Hulett is sent to reserve a special dose of prison justice for her sorry ass…….

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