Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Strippers v. parishoners, Ryan Adams don't give a damn and Drake + Kevin Durant


- Border tensions are sky high in South America and both sides are pissed off in the ongoing duel between neighbors Venezuela and Colombia. In a pissing match where two countries known for despotic governance and the ability to produce all manner of illegal narcotics are involved, the potential for bureaucratic pyrotechnics is high. Venezuela started the tiff by closing its border with Colombia at night to fight contraband and that decision is already ruffling feathers on both sides of the border. The decision went into effect Monday and Venezuela began shutting down the 1,500-mile border from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. to crack down on the smuggling of heavily-subsidized gasoline and food. Yes, gasoline and food. Not illegal substances, not humans being trafficked and sold into slavery, but gas and grub. According to Venezuela, the closure is a 30-day trial designed to measure its effectiveness, but even in temporary form, the natives are restless. Venezuela has the world’s cheapest gas and perhaps is tired of seeing is smuggled across the border. The border closure has already affected the Venezuelan border town of Urena, where Chamber of Commerce president Isidoro Teres says dozens of 24-hour factories that make glass, plastic and other products may no longer be able to operate at night. On the other side of the border, the chief security official for Colombia's Norte de Santander state, Nohora Oliveros, said state officials there strongly oppose the change. Venezuelan officials don’t seem to give a damn so far, although that is subject to change………..


- The NBA and its charities can always use some additional income. If that extra cash has to come from a thoroughly ridiculous fine for something that was more laughable than harmful, so be it. The $25,000 the NBA will be relocating from the pockets of Toronto Raptors team ambassador Drake to one of its many worth charities is changing hands not because the so-so rapper and 2014 ESPYs host did anything illegal or unethical, but because of some hollow words Drake uttered from the stage at his show last week in Toronto. "Before we leave, I just want to show one of my brothers something," Drake told the crowd with Oklahoma City star Kevin Durant in the crowd. "You know, my brother Kevin Durant was kind enough to come to the show tonight and watch us. I just want him to see what would happen if he came to play in Toronto. Let him know what would happen." The crowd gave the reigning NBA MVP a length ovation that included a "KD" chant and those words echoed well beyond the confines of the Air Canada Centre, all the way to the league offices in New York City. League officials ruled that the comments constituted a violation of their anti-tampering rules and dished out the corresponding $25,000 fine. Deeming what Drake did to be a public recruiting pitch that could unduly influence a player under contract with another team is as absurd as it is lame, even if Durant will be the subject of a massive bidding war when he becomes an unrestricted free agent in the summer of 2016. Various teams -- notably his home-state Washington Wizards as well as the New York Knicks, Brooklyn Nets and Los Angeles Lakers – are expected to be in on the chase, but no one expects the Raptors to have any chance at all………


- It’s a battle as old as time: Women who take their clothes off for money versus legalistic followers of God. In the tiny hamlet of Warsaw, Ohio, this fight is getting nasty and the normally docile skanks who work brass poles for lecherous businessmen have decided to shed their meek outer shell and make their voices heard. For months now, members of the New Beginnings Ministries church have showed up outside the Foxhole North strip club to oppose the business on the grounds that it is immoral. The church's pastor, the Rev. Bill Dunfee, and his flock are adamant that the sort of filth being purveyed on stage in nearby New Castle must go, but they’re not the only ones who feel strongly about the subject. A group of strippers from the club took the fight to the people of God on Sunday by doing what comes naturally to them. Six strippers from the club took off their tops and marched from a street corner to the edge of the church parking lot where two of them remained sans shirt and 30 others joined them with signs held aloft. Church members were prepared for the demonstration and lest they have to witness the debauchery in front of their place of worship, they hung tarps to shield the church from the topless women. Several people came out of the church and exchanged words with the protestors, but the club’s owner believes this fight is far from being over. "I don't have a problem with people expressing their First Amendment rights, but at what point does it become harassment," owner Thomas George said, adding that four years ago, club dancers in bikinis protested and held signs outside the church, but that didn't stop the church from picketing his business. "But they backed us in a corner, and we have no recourse at law." Here’s hoping for more scenes of naked strippers and pantsuit-clad church ladies clashing are on the way………..


- Ryan Adams has been a fixture on the indie rock scene for longer than many current hipster favorite acts have been old enough to drive a car. He’s readying his 14th studio album for release and with the project set to drop on Sept. 8, the singer-songwriter is letting the world know that he (allegedly) doesn’t give a damn whether they like it or not. The self-titled record was recorded at Adams' own Pax-Am studio in Los Angeles, where he produced the entire effort and will release it on his own label named after the studio. According to Adams, the album has a new sound and a different direction than fans may be accustomed to, but the reaction it receives (allegedly) could not matter less to him. "I'm too old to care who likes my records," he said. "It's all bullsh*t anyway. People make judgments about records but the music is eternal. I like 'Be Here Now.’ I don't even care if Noel Gallagher doesn't like it, because you know what? I will take two bong hits and that record will blow my mind." Any comment that involves someone promising to do bong rips is a good one, even if that person is defending the possible commercial failure of a project on which they claim to have spent "$100,000 or more" simply to craft a version of the album that they later scrapped because it was “slow, adult sh*t.” Adams said he is “over that” sort of music, so expect an album that is neither slow nor adult and one that your opinion of is totally irrelevant……..

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