Saturday, April 05, 2014

Yellostone on the verge, Golf Digest cover skanks and Norway fights back


- Kasabian has itself a big day. The British indie rockers were announced as the headliners for this year’s Glastonbury festival and shortly thereafter, they did a little bit of graffiti work in east London. Tom Meighan and Serge Pizzorno – wearing overalls with the words 'malted milk' printed on the back – showed up in the British capital and painted a wall with the curious message “48:13.” The white wall was bare before they showed up, but Meighan and Pizzorno scrawled on it with pink paint and then added stenciled numbers in black. No one is quite sure what they were up to, but the building is located on some prime real estate next to a nail bar on Dalston's Kingsland Road. It belongs to artist and fashion designer Aitor Throup, who designed the cover artwork for the band’s 2011 “Velociraptor!” album and directed the video for the track “Switchblade Smiles.”  Throup seems to be in on whatever this stunt was and explained his close ties with the band. "Kasabian are my brothers. I met Tom when he wore the England football shirt I designed onstage,” he said. “We've worked together since then [2010] and I've done set design for them at Reading and Leeds Festival and the Olympic Park show (in 2013).” After observing the graffiti, he gave the art mixed results. "I don't think Tom's ever picked up a paintbrush in his life. He has good graffiti skills, but Serge was a bit better with a roller,” Throup added. When pressed on the meaning of the artwork, he was evasive and said only that it was "part of something bigger.” As far as publicity stunts for bands go, this is one of the more fun and interesting ones, even if the payoff likely won't match up to the hype…….


- Are fast food workers still angry? Well, is french fry grease hot or are double cheeseburgers with bacon fatty? Months after walkouts and protests in which fast food workers nationwide demanded a living wage and complained that they couldn’t survive on the minimum-wage drivel that their employer shovels their way, it appears that at least some of those who angrily ranted into local television cameras and vowed never to back down are still at it. The latest instance came Thursday in Atlanta, where fast food workers and their supporters hit the streets to rage against what they self-righteously declared to be a corrupt system. The demonstration took place inside a McDonald's on Moreland Avenue, with protesters marching in the restaurant holding signs that read: “Fair Wage, It's Good Business.” In order to kick things up another notch, one protestor brought a bullhorn with her and used it to talk some junk to a Ronald McDonald look-a-like in the crowd. Talking junk to a clown in white makeup and a yellow jumpsuit is typically a sign your life has taken a horrible turn for the worst, but the allegations against the McDonald’s in question are nearly as ugly as this whole scene. The enraged employees accuse managers of stealing their money by forcing them to work off the clock and not paying them overtime. They're ugly charges reminiscent of a Filipino sweatshop making Nike shoes, but Atlanta police showed up to put an end to the mini-uprising and dispersed protestors without much of a fight. Maybe next time, someone needs to empty out the fry grease and carry it with them during the protest so the gathering can take on the feel of a medieval revolt when boiling oil is poured down the castle walls at attackers. In this case, it will have to be the slide on the McDonald’s playground or the walls of the ball pit, but the point will be made………


- Norway may seem like a tranquil, placid place full of fjords, moose, premium seafood and people rocking wool sweaters….and it is, but don’t assume that means the Norwegians will just roll over and take it when the world around them tries to screw them over. The Nordic nation has some valuable natural resources within its borders and protecting those resources – fish cakes and all – is a top priority for a nation that is smart enough to maintain its own currency and relative financial independence from the topsy-turvy European Union. As its next step toward long-term fiscal security, Norway is reportedly considering excluding foreign oil and coal companies from its $860 billion sovereign wealth fund, which manages profits from the country's own fossil fuel industry. Finance Minister Siv Jensen announced Friday that she is taking the thoroughly bureaucratic step of appointing a panel to assess the question on environmental grounds. That panel will supposedly report back to the government in November, which sounds like an awfully quick turnaround for any governmental entity. Panel or not, the move underscores Norway’s burgeoning ambition to be a leader in global efforts to fight climate change while continuing to hunt for oil and gas in its waters. That may seem a bit hypocritical, but the dichotomy is so much easier to stomach when coming from such a nice nation that annually ranks among the world’s happiest countries. Jensen also suggested eliminating an ethics council that decides which companies should be excluded from the oil fund on ethical grounds and posited that Norway's central bank should take over that responsibility. There’s nothing like a little jingoism to stir up the political scene in any part of the world………


- Retract claws, ladies of the LPGA Tour. While  the initial response to some scantily clad skank who just happens to be engaged to a top player on the PGA Tour appearing on the cover of Golf Digest instead of you, it’s time for reality check. Yes, Paulina Gretzky's presence in an alluring pose on the cover of an upcoming issue of the magazine might seem like an insult to all of the hard work you put in, but let’s look closer. Gretzky is known for slutty Instagram photos and other trampy behavior and that’s probably why she is also the fiancée of PGA Tour pro Dustin Johnson. She happens to be the daughter of former NHL great Wayne Gretzky and she also looks damn good in g a white bikini top and matching leggings on the cover of that magazine. On the opposite side of the ledger, no one knows or cares who any of the players on the LPGA Tour are and while some of them are very attractive and could look just as good on the cover of a magazine, no one is paying attention to their skills on the course and they shouldn’t pretend otherwise. "It's frustrating for female golfers," said Stacy Lewis, the No. 3-ranked player in the world. "It's the state of where we've always been. We don't get the respect for being the golfers we are. Obviously, Golf Digest is trying to sell magazines, but at the same time you like to see a little respect for the women's game." You might, but you’re the only ones. Everyone who doesn’t play on the tour or derive a living from it could not care less. Besides, anyone paying attention knew this cover was a virtual certainty. The last two women featured on the Golf Digest cover were Holly Sonders last May and model Kate Upton, who was shot with Arnold Palmer for the December issue. No LPGA player has graced the cover since Lorena Ochoa in 2008 and that’s not a coincidence. Predictably, other female golfers stepped up in support of Lewis. "It's Golf Digest, it's not Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue," LPGA icon Juli Inkster lamented. The magazine defended its cover by saying in an online preview that Gretzky "ranks at the high end of the golf celebrity scene today, and she has a compelling story to tell. She also might get some new people interested in the game." Umm, not really. No one is getting interested in golf because they see a hot chick on the cover of a golf magazine, not unless Gretzky is going to caddie for them dressed that way when they play their first round……….


- Is there a supervolcano in Yellowstone National Park or not? Here’s hoping, because national parks are honestly a bit boring without some unique natural phenomenon to liven them up and a supervolcano is just the trick for a snoozefest like the ‘Stone. The rumors of such an entity have been sweeping the Internet ever since viral videos of buffalo fleeing a certain area of the park surfaced a few weeks back. The mini-panic left park officials rushing to combat the mistruths and urban legends so visitors and locals don’t fly into a full-fledged panic. All of the drama began after a 4.8 magnitude earthquake hit the park on March 30. No one is denying that seismic activity has been increasing lately or that the earthquake was the largest to hit the park since 1980. That created a perfect storm when combined with a declining number of buffalo living in the part – down 25 percent this winter alone – and the videos that have shown up on various websites depicting the massive beasts fleeing the park like horrified bystanders trying to get out of the area any time Pitbull starts “rapping.” The most dramatic rumor swirling is that the quake could lead to the eruption of a supervolcano in Yellowstone. That wild theory is fueled by the reality that Yellowstone National Park sits on the Yellowstone Caldera, the crater of a massive supervolcano that scientists recently discovered is a lot larger than they previously thought. However, park officials deny claims that the video was actually taken before the large quake and that the buffalo are fleeing towards the center of the Caldera, not away from it. Their argument is that it is perfectly normal for animals to be running around looking for food at this time of the year. Should this supervolcano erupt, it could cover half of North America in ash. That would be a quality vacation story to tell for Yellowstone visitors……….

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