Monday, April 28, 2014

Silvio Berlusconi can't stop won't stop, movie news and FAT people delusions


- The box office taught us a valuable lesson this weekend. A movie need not be good or even watchable in order to top the earnings list for a weekend and “The Other Woman” proved that point emphatically with its debut victory. At $24.7 million, Fox’s absurd comedy that basically has appeal only because dudes like watching Kate Upton bounce around in a bikini and/or have a crush on Cameron Diaz led the way and toppled reigning box office champion “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” “Winter Soldier” slid to second place with $16.1 million and has amassed a whopping $224.9 million in domestic earnings through four weeks in theaters. “Heaven is for Real” fell one spot to third and made $13.8 million in its second weekend to creep up to $52 million in total domestic take. Fourth place went to “Rio 2,” which scored $13.7 million to creep to the brink of the $100 million barrier in overall earnings at $96.2 million in three weeks of release. Paul Walker’s presence didn’t bring strong returns for “Brick Mansions,” which debuted in fifth place and managed just $9.6 million in its first weekend. “Transcendence” continued on its path to being the biggest bomb of 2014, slotting sixth with a scant $4.1 million to gently lift its two-week total to $18.5 million against a whopping $100 million budget. “The Quiet Ones” slinked to seventh place with $4 million in its debut, living up/down to its name in the process. “10 Bears” claimed eighth place with $3.7 million in its second weekend, declining 24.5 percent by still increasing its domestic bank roll to $11.2 million. “Divergent” finished seventh for the weekend and made $3.6 million for a six-week tally of $139.5 million. The last spot in the top 10 went to “A Haunted House 2,” which conjured up minimal laughs and minimal dollars with a $3.3 million weekend. In two weeks, the ridiculous comedy has scored just $14.2 million and counting. “Draft Day” (No. 12) and “Noah” (No. 14) both fell out from last weekend’s top 10……….


- Columbus Day has always been a thorough ridiculous holiday. A wayward explorer takes a wrong turn, wipes out an indigenous people and a government that had no link to him honors him with a special day each year. It’s about damn time someone recognized that Columbus Day should not exist and ranks somewhere behind Arbor Day and National Doughnut Day on the list of reasons to pause and remember what someone or something means to America. That someone – or in this case, someones – are the members of the Minneapolis City Council. These brave men and women have taken a stand on an issue that has been debated for years, voting to change the name of Columbus Day to Indigenous People’s Day. While Indigenous People’s Day sounds like the name of a trendy indie rock band, it will now be the official way to refer to the holiday on all city communications. “This has been a long time coming and people are going to feel really good about how we’re moving forward and advancing a racial equity agenda that really elevates the voice and contributions of American Indian people,” said council member Alondra Cano, the author of the resolution. Columbus Day has been a federal holiday since 1937, but several states do not observe it, including Oregon, Hawaii, South Dakota and Alaska. Those states have long held that it is wrong to credit Christopher Columbus with the discovery of America when Native Americans were already living there, but
bureaucracy being what it is, there’s no way the federal government will ever take any real stance on the subject……..


- Megatron won't back down. Detroit Lions star receiver Calvin Johnson is all but assured of double-digit visits to the end zone every season for the foreseeable future and that makes him one of the targets of a new NFL rule banning players from using the goalposts as a part of any touchdown celebration, including Johnson’s popular ploy of dunking the ball over the crossbar. A new rule passed earlier this year deemed the goalpost to be a prop which cannot be used to celebrate a touchdown. Johnson could simply fall in line and find another way to commemorate each score, but he has a plan of his own. "I'm still going to dunk," Johnson said. "I just won't touch the rim." In other words, he’s going to do what Blake Griffin gets so much credit for on several occasions each season by throwing down a ferocious faux-dunk in which his hand never actually touches the rim. The 6-foot-5 Johnson should have no trouble getting up and rising above the crossbar to throw one down and if he can match the 84 catches for 1,492 yards and 12 touchdowns he posted last season, the league office and officials working Lions games will have plenty of occasions to decide whether Johnson’s attempt to circumvent their new rule is acceptable or not. The supposed spirit of the rule is safety because dunking can tilt the goalposts and could theoretically cause them to topple, so dunking without touching the post should be just fine. Then again, before worrying about how to mark his touchdowns, Johnson should probably focus on recovering fully from surgeries on his knee and finger so he can be ready for the start of the season he plans to fill with high-flying touchdown-celebrating dunks……….


- Here is another true stunner from science. Courtesy of lead researcher Dr. Takehiro Sugiyama of the University of Tokyo, a new study has emerged letting the world know that people who take the common cholesterol-lowering drugs known as statins may feel a false sense of security and eat a more. Yes, FAT people with poor eating habits that led to higher cholestrol in the first place are likely to return to those crappy eating habits if they take a medicine designed to mitigate one of their many health problems – stunner. Sugiyama and his team surveyed American adults taking statins in 1999-2000 and found them to be eating fewer calories than people not taking the drugs, but eating about the same amount as non-users by 2009-2010. "We believe that physicians need to reemphasize the importance of a healthy lifestyle to statin-users," Sugiyama said. As stain users seem to not know, wolfing down excess calories and fat would not only compromise the cholesterol-lowering effect of statins, but would also increase a person's risk of becoming obese and developing diabetes. Statins such as Lipitor, Zocor and Crestor function by inhibiting the production of cholesterol, which is used to build new cells and keep the body functioning. Too much of it and a person’s blood vessels begin to narrow like Donald Sterling’s chances of ever being seen as a human being with an actual soul. The latest recommendations from the American Heart Association puts the number of U.S. adults eligible to take the drugs north of 50 million, which is both disturbing and not the last bit surprising. In this particular study, statin users were consuming about 2,000 calories per day in 1999-2000, which was nearly 200 fewer calories than non-statin users. A decade later, that gap was gone. Calorie consumption among statin users increased by about 10 percent during the decade and that number does not seem destined to drop in the near future……….


- Silvio Berlusconi can't stop, won't stop and literally does not seem physically capable of stopping. The former Italian premier is born to offend and say inappropriate things – as well as host his famous bunga bunga sex parties – and even though he is awaiting sentencing on convictions for corruption charges and his party has gotten its butt whipped in recent elections, Berlusconi is still at it. His latest controversial comments came as he was presenting his center-right Forza Italia party's candidates Saturday in Milan for May's European Parliament elections. Rather than simply introduce each candidate and explain why voters should support them, Berlusconi elected to go off script and off the reservation by claiming that Germans deny that Nazi-run death camps ever existed. Maybe it was meant as some misguided show of solidarity from one nation on the wrong side of World War II to another, but Berlusconi clearly could not have gone in a worse direction than mentioning a 2003 gaffe he made comparing current Parliament president Martin Schulz to a concentration camp guard. He then tried to explain what he meant by saying he didn't want to offend Schulz, then added that, "the Germans, for them, concentration camps never existed." German Families Minister Manuela Schwesig proved that Twitter can be used for more than inserting the names of breakfast foods into the monikers for popular bands, tweeting that Berlusconi's remarks were "unspeakable" and urging a fight against right-wing "populism." Those are the sorts of remarks once tends to expect from someone who lost his Italian Senate seat and is banned from running in elections because of a tax fraud conviction but still leads his party………..

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