Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Anti-MLB replay rage, deah by fire and and Arcade Fire = hipster icons


- Hipster cool remains the defining characteristic of Canadian indie rock favorites Arcade Fire and their performance on the final day of the first weekend of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, Calif. cemented that fact. After a rollicking set that included a guest appearance from Blondie’s Debbie Harry, who joined the band to perform Blondie’s 1979 single “Heart of Glass,” shared vocals with Régine Chassagne while Win Butler played piano. "Cruise on, motherf*ckers," Harry shouted to the crowd as the track faded from an old-school rock classic into “Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains),” on which Harry provided backing vocals before dancing with Chassagne holding multi-colored streamers. Butler saluted her with a profanity-enhanced nickname, but it was the other portions of the show that affirmed Arcade Fire’s hipster-ish pomposity. They were introduced by a man wearing a suit made of shattered mirrors and played their first track, “Reflektor,” with Chassagne shining mirror discs strapped onto her hands into the crowd. After that, Butler took aim at the establishment and the highbrow attendees who dared to accept VIP passes to the festival and rub elbows with the performers at backstage parties. He decried the VIP areas at such festivals and fired off a few salvos at those who occupy them. "I just want to say that there's a lot of fake VIP room bullsh*t happening at this festival, and sometimes people dream of being there – but it super sucks in there, so don’t worry about it,” Butler snarked. He later fired a wholly valid salvo at all of the dance and electronic bands playing the festival, giving a "shout out to all the bands playing instruments this weekend" at the end of the set. It took clean-up crews quite a while the wash all of the righteous condescension from the stage………


- Where are people the happiest? If you guessed that the community found to be the most satisfied with their city in a Gallup poll were residents of some location in Colorado, you are both correct and a diligent observer of the blatantly obvious. The weed-loving denizens of the centennial state clearly have an edge on the rest of the country when it comes to satisfaction, much like stoners have an edge when it comes to finding tasty food because most anything tastes good to someone who is baked out of their mind. As such, it makes perfect sense that Fort Collins rated as America’s most-satisfied city, with a whopping 94.9 percent of residents saying they are content with their city. Fort Collins has been a strong performer in the survey since Gallup launched it in 2008 and it more than outdid runner-up San Luis Obispo-Paso Robles in California. The veracity of the results is dubious, though, as Gallup found that 85 percent of Americans say they are satisfied with the city they live in and a majority of respondents believe their community is headed in the right direction. Asking residents of Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh and most any city in West Virginia – just kidding, West Virginians! – would do enough damage to the negative end of the spectrum to push that mark below 60 percent at a minimum. Still, Gallup claimed it surveyed at least 300 adults – it did not specify living or dead - in each of the 189 metropolitan areas it studied. On the opposite end of the spectrum from Fort Collins and San Luis Obispo was Rockford, Ill., which rated as the country’s least-satisfied city. Next at the bottom of the list were Stockton, Calif., Bakersfield, Calif., and Flint, Mich. A mere 39.7 percent of Rockfordians said they felt their city was getting better. The fast riser to watch for next year’s survey is clearly Memphis, which ranked last in the 2008 survey with 68.8 percent satisfaction but rose to 79.7 percent in 2013………


- Thieves are treated harshly in many countries around the world. It becomes very interesting to see how citizens of various cities, towns and villages deal with sticky-fingered criminals caught five-finger-discounting clothes, groceries and other merchandise for which they are either too poor or simply too morally bankrupt to pay. Villagers in the remote Bolivian town of Ayopaya have to be near the top of the cruelty heap after allegedly pushing two young men to death’s door by using venomous fire ants to torture them for stealing three motorcycles. According the local authorities, the Amazon villagers seized the two men after accusing them of theft and tied them to a tree before unleashing their killer ants. The venomous ants, of the pseudomyrmex triplarinus species, have a symbiotic relationship with the triplaris tree and their venom has anti-inflammatory properties and is used a traditional cure for arthritis. However, it can also be lethal when administered in large doses. Those doses tend to reach said lethal levels when the victims are tied to a tree for three days and repeatedly attacked by fire ants, which a sister of one of the two accused thieves alleged to have happened. According to a doctor treating the two men, one remains in intensive care while the other had required dialysis for kidney failure. The only reason the two men were eventually released is because their relatives paid $3,700 as compensation for the motorcycles. With their bloodlust and thirst for revenge satisfied, the villagers let the two men go. Otherwise, witnesses said, they would have been killed for their crimes in one of the more prolonged and just plain heinous ways to shuffle off this mortal coil. One suspects both men might live the rest of their lives – however long that may be – with a can of RAID and a rolled-up magazine close at hand……..


- Two weeks in, Major League Baseball's expanded replay system is making friends and influencing people…to get themselves thrown out of games. Boston Red Sox manager John Farrell showed himself to be no fan of the system, which was instituted with the aim of mitigating the human element in umpiring decisions. Replay fulfilled that role over the weekend by taking two missed calls in the Red Sox-Yankees series….and turning them into completely blown calls that so infuriated Farrell that he got himself ejected arguing them. "It's hard to have any faith in the system,'' Farrell said after Boston's 3-2 loss to the Yankees. Farrell made history by becoming the first manager in the major leagues to be ejected for disputing a play that was reviewed on replay because he lost his sh*t after umpires reversed their call on what would have been an inning-ending double play in the fourth inning. The reversal ripped an out from the Red Sox and gave the Yankees a run that would not have counted had the original call stood. The fact that the run proved to be the final margin of victory for the Yankees underscored the depth of Farrell’s rage. First base umpire Bob Davidson initially called the Yankees' Francisco Cervelli out at first after he grounded to third baseman Ryan Roberts, who threw to second to force Kelly Johnson, with second baseman Jonathan Herrera throwing to first baseman Mike Napoli. Yankees manager Joe Girardi challenged the call and crew chief Brian O'Nora digitally pow-wowed with MLB's replay center and announced the call had been reversed. An enraged Farrell came hurtling out of the dugout and went berserk in a way that would make Eminem proud. "We felt that it was clear that the replay was inconclusive,'' Farrell said, "and the frustrating part is that when this was rolled out and explained to us, particularly on the throw received by the first baseman, we were instructed when the ball enters the glove -- and not that it has to hit the back of the glove -- is where the out is deemed complete.” This came one day after Farrell asked umpires to review a call at second base, the umpire refused to overturn their decision and MLB admitted after the game that the call should have been changed. Ah, the joys of technology………..


- This cannot possibly end well. Any story hinging on Microsoft “squeezing” its world’s-worst operating system into devices with limited storage is bound for disaster and the journey isn't going to last long. This particular attmept involves the house that Bill Gates Built trying to fit its Windows 8.1 onto devices with storage space as small as 16GB. The company is doing so in order to live up to a promise it made earlier this year about producing low-cost tablets and laptops. To faciliate this fool’s errand, Microsoft will use a technology it has dubbed "WIM" for "Windows Imaging.” It is a file-based disk image format introduced in Windows Vista, the colossal operating system flop that debuted in 2007. WIM split off from Vista and was dubbed Longhorn. Longhorn was originally designed to produce an operating system in 2004 and a mere decade later, it sort of, kind of has hit its mark. In order to jam a Windows 8.1 update on devices with tight storage constraints, Microsoft has applied the decade-old technology to free up more space for applications and user content. "This new deployment option, called Windows Image Boot (or WIMBoot), takes a different approach than traditional Windows installations," Michael Niehaus, senior product marketing manager in the Windows Commercial group, wrote in a company blog post. "Instead of extracting all the individual Windows files from an image (WIM) file, they remain compressed in the WIM. But from the user's perspective, nothing looks any different: You still see a C: volume containing Windows, your apps, and all of your data." The über-compressed WIM file contains all the files necessary to run Windows 8.1 in all of its incompetent glory and does so by freeing up space in a process based on moving Windows to its own partition and then compressing it into a WIM file. So users can boot and run the world’s worst operating stem, a set of pointer files are stored on the C: drive which, in turn, aim at a file index within the WIM file. Windows then operates solely from the compressed, read-only WIM file. If this bass-ackwards fix actually works, it would eliminate the need for device makers to find a way to provide 64GB of memory in order to run windows……..

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