Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Qatar gets weird, Brittney Griner gets drafted again and World War Z gets a sequel


- It is the Hollywood way. Movies that have been out for decades get the treatment, mediocre films from recent years are handled the same way and releases that achieve even a modicum of success at the box office damn sure get a sequel or five to maximize their earning potential. That means a strong start for Brad Pitt’s zombie drama “World War Z” was bound to generate interest in and the eventual approval of a second film in the franchise. Indeed, Paramount is already churning on the follow-up to the movie based on the acclaimed 2006 novel of the same name by Max Brooks. Paramount vice president Rob Moore confirmed the plan. Pitt both starred in and served as a producer on World War Z and Moore praised his efforts in guiding the project through its teething difficulties. "The great thing about this process was that it showed what a great partner and producer Brad is. He made a true commitment," Moore said. The first movie in the franchise, still cranking out big dollars in theaters worldwide, stars Brad Pitt as Gerry Lane, a UN employee combing the globe for information to stop a zombie epidemic wiping out entire countries around the world. It was directed by “Quantum of Solace” director Marc Foster and was made for a truly meager $190 million budget that left it with a large mountain to climb in order to avoid being a colossal cinematic flop. Yet its early returns have been strong and in its opening weekend, “Z” brought in $112 million globally and should have what passes these days for a long run of success in theaters. Maybe the second film can also succeed where the first one failed: reaching theaters in time. “World War Z” was released six month later than originally planned. It remains to be seen how a story of the world overcoming a hostile global takeover by the zombies can be recycled and repackaged, but if there is money to be made doing it then someone is certainly going to try……..


- Let this be a lesson to one and all: Make asininely offensive, insensitive and insulting clothing and try to sell it to the masses and you will reap the whirlwind. Solid Gold Bomb, the small clothing company in Worcester, Mass. that made headlines for posting offensive T-shirts for sale online, is now officially out of business. Solid Gold Bomb made headlines for all of the wrong reasons in March when it offered shirts that said "Keep Calm and Rape a Lot." It was an un-clever play on a different phrase and the negative public relations from the offending shirt led to a downward spiral that ended last week when the company closed its doors and let its remaining three employees go. Company founder Michael Fowler is now neck-deep in debt and says he's still getting death threats, including one particularly angry stalker who hounded him for months and insisted on meeting him in person. "It's my fault, and I paid dearly," Fowler said. "My life's work. Twenty years I've been building this up." The company’s shirts became an online sensation for all of the wrong reasons in March when someone browsing Amazon's marketplace discovered shirts with messages of misogyny and murder. All of the designs were parodies of the old British slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On." Amazon quickly yanked down all of Fowler's products and with them went all of his company’s best avenues for sales. An apology from Fowler and a promise that the shirts never really existed and were nothing more than the result of a computer program that automatically generated random phrases and images did little to calm the sh*t storm. The program that designed the shirts, Fowler added, was the same one his company had used to boost its catalog from 1,000 designs to more than 10 million. However, shirts with slogans like, "I mustache you a question” are significantly different than one suggesting to keep one’s cool and sexually assault multiple women. After the controversy broke, order declined from 400 a day to around 100. Amazon eventually allowed Fowler’s products back on its site, but the damage was done. He fired half of his employees and invested $35,000 of his own money to keep the company going. The decline was complete last week when he axed his operations manager and two remaining employees by phone…….


- Tracking cheetahs living in the Okavango River delta of Botswana seems like the reason an aspiring young mind would want to pursue a career in science. Using what you learn from such studies to build better robots sounds even cooler and thanks to the scientists responsible for a new study published in the journal Nature, that just may happen. For the project, the researchers tracked several cheetahs using solar-powered collars that recorded GPS data along with information from accelerometers and gyroscopes. Once collected, the data was averaged and analyzed in order to work through any possible shortcomings, such as GPS inaccuracy during fast movement, battery life and errors associated with each individual measurement. Even though cheetahs have a deserved reputation for tracking down prey such as antelope, impalas or gazelles, by cutting corners during the chase and tripping them up with a paw swipe, no one had an accurate picture of the role a cheetah’s agility and acceleration play in its hunting prowess. The nimble cats can run at around 60 miles per hour, but the researchers for this particular study found that many successful hunts occurred at relatively low speeds, with a top speed of only 30 mph. The cheetahs’ acceleration and ability to quickly change direction did play a large role in their hunting, so speed does still kill in a sense. Using what was learned from the research, other scientists will have a better understanding of the locomotion of cheetahs and it is that knowledge that could aid them in developing and building faster, quicker and more agile robots that probably won't be used to hunt gazelles on the African plains………


- She’s been something of a curiosity for virtually her entire basketball career, so it comes as no surprise that Brittney Griner isn't interested in furthering that perception. The 6-foot-8 former Baylor star who now toils in virtual anonymity for the WNBA’s Phoenix Mercury, has passed on a chance to suit up for the nomadic band of basketball pranksters that is the Harlem Globetrotters. Griner, who also has a contract with a Chinese team to keep her career rolling when the WNBA is out of season, was selected Tuesday by the Globetrotters as one of five selections in their annual player draft. She is in the middle of her rookie season with the Phoenix Mercury and is already committed to playing in China this winter. "While it's an honor to be considered, I am under contract with the Phoenix Mercury and the Zhejiang Golden Bulls," Griner said. "And I am 100 percent committed to doing all I can to bring championships to our fans." In spite of her reluctance to play for them, the Globetrotters chose Griner first, followed Doug Anderson of the University of Detroit Mercy, Tyrone Davis of Northwood University and high-flier Corey Law of High Point University. They wrapped up their charade of a draft by picking New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera. Law makes sense because he has a 44-inch vertical leap, but Rivera is 43 years old and about to retire from baseball. It’s the second time Griner has been selected first in a draft this year. In April, the Mercury made her the No. 1 pick in the WNBA draft. "Brittney Griner is a great ambassador for the game of basketball and a terrific player," Harlem Globetrotters CEO Kurt Schneider said. "Our North American tour runs from the end of December to the end of April, which would not conflict with the WNBA season. The Globetrotters already have two outstanding female stars, so the transition to our roster would be seamless." As it turns out, Griner will not join Tammy Brawner and Fatima Maddox in Globetrotter red, white and blue………


- What the eff is going on in Qatar? While the rest of the Middle East is swamped in a sea of revolution and seeing leaders overthrown or under attack left and right, the oil-rich nation that bought its way to a World Cup hosting gigs and promises of man-made clouds to cool fans has undergone a quiet, seamless transition from its old ruler to its new one. Qatar's now-former emir, Sheik Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, took control in 1995 from his father and on Tuesday, he handed the reins of his nation to his 33-year-old son. Sheik Hamad made a brief statement and that was it. The new emir, Sheik Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, takes over in a move that critics warn could be perceived as a direct shot at traditions among the Gulf's other ruling dynasties, traditions that hold the belief that power can only be surrendered through death or palace coup. Instead, Sheik Hamad addressed the nation in a televised speech in which he highlighted the importance of shifting leadership to more youthful hands. Prior to stepping down, he did extend the term of the country's advisory panel, known as the Shura Council, a move that could delay elections for a more powerful legislative body proposed for later this year. "The future lies ahead of you, the children of this homeland, as you usher into a new era where young leadership hoists the banner," Sheik Hamad said in his speech. His British-educated crown prince of a son takes over amidst rumors of health problems for his father, but Qatari officials have not confirmed those reports. As he exits, Sheik Hamad can rest confident in the fact that he and his regime have thrust their country to the front of regional affairs on many important issues. Qatar has become a political broker and a center for global investment with a sovereign fund estimated to be worth more than $100 billion. It owns landmark real estate, luxury brands the popular French soccer club Paris Saint-Germain. The new emir is a member of the International Olympic Committee and it was he who helped the nation buy its way into hosing the 2022 football World Cup despite having virtually no soccer tradition to speak of. If only all that money could buy a decent reason for a revolution……..

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