Sunday, June 16, 2013

Cloning a woolly mammoth, California v. chron and the NBA fights flopping


- Science can be useful from time to time. This is one of those times. Woolly mammoths haven’t been around for a while and to be blunt, mankind would probably like them. After dying off during the last ice age, these massive mammals have been AWOL as the planet marches forward. Researchers from the Northeast Federal University in Yakutsk are one step closer to filling Earth’s mammoth (pun intended) void following the discovery of liquid blood in a well-preserved mammoth carcass in Siberia. The research team located the 10,000-year-old female mammoth buried in ice on the Lyakhovsky Islands off the coast of northeast Russia. When they poked the frozen creature with a pick, dark liquid blood flowed out. "The fragments of muscle tissues, which we've found out of the body, have a natural red color of fresh meat. The reason for such preservation is that the lower part of the body was underlying in pure ice," said project leader Semyon Grigoriev, head of the university's Mammoth Museum. "The blood is very dark, it was found in ice cavities below the belly and when we broke these cavities with a poll pick, the blood came running out. Interestingly, the temperature at the time of excavation was -7 to -10ºC. It may be assumed that the blood of mammoths had some cryoprotective properties." For the science-ignorant, cryoprotectant is a substance found in modern fish and amphibians living in the Arctic and Antarctic that minimizes the damage to the creatures' tissue in freezing temperatures. According to Grigoriev, this is the first time mammoth blood has been discovered and it represents "the best preserved mammoth in the history of paleontology." He theorized that the mammoth may have fallen into water or become trapped in a swamp. That would explain how the lower part of the body, including the lower jaw, and tongue tissue, was preserved so well. Northeast Federal University is working on a joint project with South Korean scientists who are hoping to clone a woolly mammoth and their Sooam Biotech Research Foundation is hoping to bring back the majestic beast. The mammoth carcass has not been moved yet for fear of damaging it, but will eventually be transported to a research facility……..


- One of the longest-running constants in punk rock is no more. Pixies bassist Kim Deal has quit the band, ending a 25-year run that has featured the requisite amount of drama, twists, turns and break-ups. Deal is currently touring the 20th anniversary re-release of “Last Splash,” the best-known release of her other band, The Breeders. Fellow Pixies members Black Francis, Joey Santiago and David Lovering released a statement on their official Facebook page confirming that Deal is no longer part of the band. "We are sad to say that Kim Deal has decided to leave the Pixies,” the statement reads. “We are very proud to have worked with her on and off over the last 25 years. Despite her decision to move on, we will always consider her a member of the Pixies, and her place will always be here for her. We wish her all the best." Deal has been with the Pixies through a contentious split in 1993, a reformation in 2004 and a tour spanning 2009-11 that was built around their 1989 album “Doolittle.” She has in some ways been the female Jack White, working with numerous bands and side projects and trying to be the busiest person in rock and roll. She recently collaborated with Brooklyn-based indie rockers The National on their “Long Count” project and teamed with her sister and fellow Breeders member Kelly Deal on the effort. The Pixies haven’t performed live since the end of that 2011 tour, so hearing that Deal is leaving isn’t completely shocking news. Francis isn’t sitting around weeping over Deal’s departure. He’s working on a new rock supergroup named Thriftstore Masterpiece. He described the project d as "an all-star music collective devoted to paying homage to the underdog records of years past" and its members include Pete Yorn, Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse, Courtney Taylor-Taylor of Dandy Warhols and Art Brut frontman Eddie Argos. The group’s first album, a remake of Lee Hazlewood’s 1963 debut “Trouble Is A Lonesome Town,” drops on July 8……..


- Italy provides the world with some great wine. Most that wine comes from vineyard owners who, you know, aren’t currently incarcerated on a small Mediterranean island. That makes Gorgona, the smallest of the Tuscan archipelago that also includes Elba, so unique. The island in home to monks who have dwelled there for 1,500 years…and a penal colony since 1869. The inmates on the island are now producing their own brand of wine. They have just churned out 2,700 bottles of a crisp white wine called Gorgona with the help of a 700-year-old Italian wine dynasty. Their brew must be decent, as a Michelin three-star restaurant in Florence is among the buyers for the first crop. Getting to the island takes some doing – and not just because the only boat allowed near the rocky coast is a weekly ferry that brings family members for visits and even that boat is not permitted to dock, forcing passengers to be taken off on police launches. No, the island is difficult for convicted criminals to get to because there is a long waiting list to be incarcerated there. It is a highly desirable location compared with most of Italy's chronically overcrowded jails. Prisoners are only locked up at night and during the day, they are able to roam free and in this case, tend to their vineyards and harvest the grapes needed to make their wine. Gorgona is home to just 40 inmates, many of them convicted of murder, who also produce high-quality pork, vegetables, chickens, olive oil and cheese. Their win sells for $66 a bottle and it comes with an interesting back story courtesy of its unusual point of origin. The island itself is named after monstrous sisters in Greek mythology with snakes for hair and it is also the place where Napoleon was incarcerated. It is extremely isolated and peaceful, even when one factors in the fact that it is populated largely by convicted killers……..


- You can have my flopping when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. That’s the message Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki delivered late last week when asked about the NBA’s efforts to rid the game of flopping. The league has implemented a system in which floppers are fined $5,000 for their first offense and penalties escalate from there, potentially growing to include a suspension for repeated violations. Commissioner David Stern said the current penalties are “not enough” during his annual pre-NBA Finals news conference earlier this month. "You're not going to cause somebody to stop it for $5,000 when the average player's salary is $5.5 million. And anyone who thought that was going to happen was allowing hope to prevail over reason,” Stern said. However, Nowitzki believes flopping is an integral part of the game and that the NBA will never fully eliminate the practice from basketball. "We're never going to get rid of it. You don't want the obvious ones, the really, really bad one," Nowitzki said. "I think we'd love to get rid of those. But if somebody really does get shoved or hit a little bit, just to sell it a little for the referees so it does get the call, I don't have a problem with that. I think that's part of the game." Ironically, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban recently announced that he would provide  $100,000 to Southern Methodist University for an 18-month investigation of the forces involved in basketball collisions in the wake of Stern's call for better solutions to flopping. Any technological intrusions into the process would likely be far off, but Nowitzki’s remarks back up the comments made by LeBron James earlier in the playoffs, when the Miami Heat star described flopping as an effective defensive technique and intimated that he didn’t have a problem with it. Adding larger fines and automatic suspensions for serial floppers may be necessary to solve this riddle……


- California has a well-deserved reputation as one of America’s premier stoner states. The city of Riverside isn’t helping maintain that image and its city council is looking to take a wrecking ball to a key part of it. The Riverside City Council recently voted in favor of a ban on deliveries of ganja to the homes of medical marijuana customers. Dispensaries are no longer allowed to drop off pot packages at patients’ place of dwelling and the decision continues Riverside’s long-standing traditions of being a community of backwards-thinking ass hats, er, taking a hard line on medical marijuana dispensaries. Council members continually point to the fact that statistics – which are fun to manipulate so they back up whatever side you choose on an issue – suggest violent crime — like armed robberies — are directly linked to marijuana sales. Never mind the fact that those numbers are more related to the sale of chron on the street than from license dispensaries because dammit, the stats can be used to bolster their otherwise feeble decision to prevent dispensaries from delivering marijuana to patients who otherwise might not have the strength of stamina to make the trip to the dispensary to pick up their stash. The new law went into effect immediately following the vote, but many clinics are defying the ban. Some are doing so under the pretense that not everyone can afford prescription medication, while others say that they are concerned about potential dangers patients will face if they cannot get ganja delivered to their home and have to seek it out the old-fashioned way. There is a certain irony that people can get bargain-basement pizza to their door, but they can no longer have the chron they need to complete their night of stoner laziness brought to them……..

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