Saturday, June 01, 2013

Nevada stoners win a fight, Riot Watch! Istanbul and a soccer spending spree


- Rock stars who take themselves too seriously are always a drag. Putting up with a pompous frontman or a grandstanding guitarist who believes he or she is the perfect mash-up of Hendix, Lennon, Cobain, Vedder and Bono can be virtually impossible and the presence of these a-holes makes rockers like Queens Of The Stone Age frontman Josh Homme such a welcome change of pace. Homme, who is a member of rock supergroup Them Crooked Vultures as well, has a distinct view on guitar solos and that view, quite simply, is that they are “nonsense.” Homme is of the opinion that such solos have one and only one purpose. “Guitar solos to me, should be a really articulate way to make fun of guitar solos,” he explained. “My guitar solos [have] gotten to nonsense and sometimes they sound like nonsense, but they're played on purpose.” Guitar solos as a form of self-efficacy? Interesting. Befor anyone calls him out for his point of view, just know that Homme is solidly rooted and versed in the history of the art form he is cracking. “I grew up listening to early ZZ Top – those records blew my mind. And I listened to Hendrix first and to me Hendrix is the ultimate guitar player,” he added. “To me there's two Jimmys: there's Jimi Hendrix and there's Jimmy Page." Homme’s comments come as Queens Of The Stone Age promote their new album “Like Clockwork,” which drops on Tuesday. The album, which is currently being streamed online, consists of 10 tracks with contributions from guest stars such as Dave Grohl (also in Them Crooked Vultures with Homme), Elton John, Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor, Arctic Monkeys frontman Alex Turner and Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters. QOTS debuted all of the new songs at a show at The Wiltern last week in Los Angeles and the band have also announced that they will play a tiny in-store gig at London's Rough Trade East on June 11……


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! It was ON Friday in central Istanbul, where Turkish police fired tear gas and water cannons on Friday at protesters occupying a park in opposition to a hodgepodge of issues that began on Monday after developers tore up trees. The predictable overreaction by The Man was so excessive that it also left several tourists wounded. Friday’s attack represents the harshest crackdown so far on days of anti-government unrest centered around opposition to Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan's Islamist-rooted Justice and Development Party (AKP). Gezi Park was the scene of the clash and Friday’s violence came after a dawn police raid on demonstrators who had camped for days in the park in anger at plans to build a shopping mall. As riot police waged their own little war, clouds of tear gas wafted through nearby Taksim Square, long a venue for political protest. In the aftermath of the raid, the broken glass and rocks were strewn across a main shopping street and those who weren't there can still enjoy images of a group of crying school children running from the scene with tears flowing down their faces and terrified tourists scurrying back to their nearby hotels. "We do not have a government, we have Tayyip Erdogan...Even AK Party supporters are saying they have lost their mind, they are not listening to us," said protestot Koray Caliskan. "This is the beginning of a summer of discontent." Istanbul has been on edge for weeks now, ever since riot police clashed with tens of thousands of May Day protesters in Istanbul a couple months back. Protests against the government's stance on the conflict in neighboring Syria have kept the dissidence scene hopping and a recent tightening of restrictions on alcohol sales and warnings against public displays of affection have kept the populace sufficiently agitated. Ripping trees out of the ground to clear the way for a mall was merely a suitable spark to ignite the latest round of unrest that left an Egyptian tourist in critical condition after being hit by a police gas canister and 12 people, including a pro-Kurdish MP and a photographer suffered trauma injuries while hundreds of others suffered respiratory problems due to the effects of tear gas during the clashes…….


- Changes are afoot for Gmail users. Over the course of the next week, alterations will be rolled out for all users of Google’s popular mail service. Gmail is getting tabs, just like a browser, but these tabs will be slightly different. Their purpose will be to facilitate the new auto-sorting powers Gmail has been granted in an attempt to make its services easier to use. In a sense, the tabs are the next step of the spam blocker. After collecting years’ worth of data, Google has used its learnings to perform tasks like taking notifications from services like Facebook and Twitter and filing them away in a folder titled Social. For those nonstop emails offering 2-for-1 scuba diving lessons, Gmail will now be able to file tem in the Promotions folder. Life details-related to nagging tasks like bills and receipts will now be stashed in the Updates folder. Sorting emails and sending them off to their own specific corner of a person’s email account is an attempt to unclog the ol’ inbox amidst the ever-growing flood of messages a person receives in a given day. While texting, tweeting, communicating through photo- and video-sharing services such as Vine and Instagram have all usurped the position email once held in the world of electronic communication, emails are still sent and those Nigerian inheritance scams and discount Canadian pharmacy emails can choke out the viable messages sent to an individual. Google unveiled the new Gmail this week with the aim of making sure messages on one’s inbox are the messages one actually wants to see. Among the previous upgrades to Google, spam filters, a Starred email folder and an auto-populating Priority Inbox have all been implemented with the same general purpose as the new updates. Most of them haven’t made a huge splash, but perhaps this time will be different…….


- One nation (hint: the United States) may not give a collective damn about soccer, but any notion that it isn’t the world’s sport are unfounded and then some. French club Monaco is spending amounts of money that dwarf some nations’ GDP and may not be done throwing cash around. The shopping spree ramped up a notch Friday as Monaco agreed to sign Colombian striker Radamel Falcao from Atletico Madrid on a five-year deal. Although no financial details were given by either club, the cost of the transfer is estimated at 50 million euros to 60 million euros ($65 million to $78 million), with an annual salary of 14 million euros ($18.2 million). That kind of coin puts Falcao on par with Paris Saint-Germain star Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who happens to play for the very club that Monaco is trying to buy its way past in the hierarchy of French soccer. The Falcao signing comes one week after Monaco poached Portugal midfielder Joao Moutinho and Colombia international James Rodriguez from FC Porto for a combined 70 million euros ($91.2 million). "We are very happy that Radamel Falcao has chosen the challenge with Monaco for the future," Monaco president and billionaire owner Dmitry Rybolovlev said. "It's an honor to be able to count one of the best players in the world in our team.” Paying nearly $80 million may seem steep, but that’s about $1.5 million for every one of the 52 league goals Falcao has scored in the past two seasons for Atletico, so it’s a great value. Factor in his efforts in helping his team defeat Real Madrid 2-1 on its crosstown rival's home soil to win the Copa del Rey last week and Falcao is an outright bargain. "I'm eager to start this challenge! I count on you support!" Falcao tweeted after the announcement. Monaco’s big spending makes more sense in light of the club’s promotion to the top flight in France after winning the second division this season. A team can’t move up, not spend and get embarrassed, not when its owner is a billionaire who has clearly run out of other ways to waste his money. The Falcao acquisition does come with an asterisk in that multiple reports have suggested that part of his deal with Monaco calls for the club to sell Falcao to Real Madrid after one season. Monaco sporting director Vadim Vasilyev denied those claims. "Is there are a clause with Real Madrid? No, if we signed Falcao for a year, it would serve no purpose," Vasilyev said. If you say so, V-squared……..


- Almost there, Nevada stoners. Your quest to legalize the ganja in your home state is progressing nicely and a measure to make it happen was passed 17-4 in a vote by the state senate Wednesday night. After the legislature passed the bill, it now moves on to hearings in the general assembly and if it clears that hurdle, all it needs to become law is Gov. Brian Sandoval's signature. The next two steps in the process must happen before midnight on Monday. Sen. Tick Segerblom, D-Las Vegas, is understandably geeked over Senate Bill 374's progress. "It's very bipartisan. We have law enforcement on board, we have a vast group of people so far and everyone's focused on getting this done," Segerblom said. Of course, a bill like this can never pass without a wet blanket or two worrying that passing it will turn everyone in his or her state into a couch-dwelling, Pop Tart-chowing, hackey sack-playing stoner in a knit beanie and Skechers. In this scenario, Sen. Joe Hardy, R-Boulder City, is the buzzkill in question. Senator Square believes the dispensaries will pave the way for potential drug abuse. "You have no clue what and how much a person is going to use or not use and what they need and what they don't need," Hardy lamented. The fact that Hardy is a licensed doctor doesn’t boost his credibility in this case because dude is only trying to harsh everyone’s buzz and everyone can see it. Besides, the bill would place plenty of hurdles in front of existing medical users who grow their own marijuana – specifically by removing their right to grow their own marijuana, according to Segerblom. "We're actually in the process of drafting an amendment where we are trying to allow those who grow to at least continue for a couple of years," he said. Analysts project that once Nevada’s medical pot industry is up and running, it will become  $2 billion a year business within five years and will generate $120 million a year for the state…….

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