Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Escaped pandas, Berlusconi goes down and Jim Carey sounds off


- It turns out that plants can do math. Unlike the average American third grader – just kidding, third graders – plants have a built-in capacity to do math, which helps them regulate food reserves at night, according to British researchers at the John Innes Centre. Researchers said they were "amazed" to find an example of such a sophisticated arithmetic calculation in biology. Using mathematical models, they were able to show that the amount of starch consumed overnight is calculated by division in a process involving leaf chemicals. For their research, the JIC team studied the plant Arabidopsis, widely regarded as a model plant for experiments. During night hours, the plant cannot use energy from sunlight to convert carbon dioxide into sugars and starch and therefore must regulate its starch reserves to ensure they last until dawn. In experiments at the JIC, located in Norwich, the plant adjusted its starch consumption so precisely that it had to be performing a mathematical calculation - arithmetic division. "They're actually doing maths in a simple, chemical way - that's amazing, it astonished us as scientists to see that," study leader Alison Smith said. "This is pre-GCSE maths they're doing, but they're doing maths." Smith and her crew used mathematical modeling to investigate how a division calculation can be carried out inside a plant. What they found was that during the night, certain mechanisms inside the leaf measure the size of the starch store and an internal clock, similar to the human body clock, provides information about time. The researchers postulated that this process is mediated by the concentrations of two kinds of molecules called "S" for starch and "T" for time. In their theory, S molecules stimulate starch breakdown and T molecules prevent this from happening. Therefore, the rate of starch consumption is set by the ratio of S molecules to T molecules, or S divided by T. In addition to plants, the resarch team believes similar mechanisms may operate in animals such as birds to control fat reserves during migration………


- Do they have bunga-bunga parties in prison-prison? Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi should find out the answer to that question because eventually, he may be headed to the big house after a lower court in Milan sentenced him to seven years in jail for paying for sex with a minor and covering it up. That doesn’t mean Berlusconi will be going to prison soon, but the 76-year old billionaire was found guilty by a panel of three female judges. Those three (possibly vindictive) ladies also banned him from holding public office. However, Italy’s three-tiered court system means that a trial that lasted for two years is merely the first step in a process that yielded a verdict that will only come into effect if it is upheld by two other courts after a lengthy appeals process. As the verdict was read, a small group of protesters started celebrating in front of Milan’s tribunal while politicians from Berlusconi’s center-right People of Freedom party quickly set aside the sentence as the latest miscarriage of justice in Berlusconi’s “persecution” at the hands of Italy’s leftist judiciary. For the man who has spent 20 years in the thick of Italian politics and served as prime minister four times, being convicted is nothing new. Just last May, Berlusconi had a four-year sentence for tax fraud confirmed by an appeals court. That sentence is still awaiting review by Italy’s highest court. His new conviction centers on notorious hooker “Ruby the Heartstealer,” a Moroccan nightclub dancer who attended “bunga bunga” sex parties in Berlusconi’s luxurious villa outside Milan. According to his conviction, Berlusconoi paid her for sex while she was a minor, a fact both involved parties have denied. Prosecutors used witnesses and wiretaps – including more than 30 women who claim they were paid thousand dollars each to perform strip teases, “burlesque dances” and allegedly the former prime minister’s junk during these parties – to prove their case. The conviction also includes claims that Berlusconi abused his power by having his favorite hooker released from a Milan jail after she was arrested for theft. He has long expressed a distrust of the legal system and has remained oddly popular despite sex-related scandals, a sort of Italian Bill Clinton in a sense. His country remains in a governmental clusterf*ck with or without him, but more drama is always entertaining for the rest of the world…….


- Does Jim Carey have any real voice when it comes to what should or should not be on a movie screen these days? When was the last time Carey actually made a movie worth watching? Maybe the upcoming “Dumb and Dumber” sequel will reverse that trend, but for now Carey continues to be known as the dude who makes terrible movie after terrible movie, with no end in sight. Yet there’s Carey, whining about the level of violence in his next film, “Kick-Ass 2.” In the humorous superhero sequel, Carrey plays a "badass" called Colonel Stars And Stripes who joins forces with Aaron Johnson's Kick-Ass. The movie hits theaters on Aug. 14 when it arrives at the local multiplex, it will do so tagged with critical remarks by one of its stars. Carey took to Twitter to share his doubts about the film's content. “I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence. My apologies to e,” Carey tweeted in his first message about the movie, He later added, “I meant to say my apologies to others involve with the film. I am not ashamed of it but recent events have caused a change in my heart.” It didn’t take long for Mark Millar, creator of the original Kick-Ass comic books and an executive producer on the movies, to respond to Carey’s complaints and to do so in a long-form diatribe that bordered on a mini-manifesto. "Ultimately, this is his decision, but I've never quite bought the notion that violence in fiction leads to violence in real-life any more than Harry Potter casting a spell creates more Boy Wizards in real-life," Millar wrote in part of a lengthy post on his website. “Jim, I love ya and I hope you reconsider... You're amazing in this insanely fun picture." Both films are based on Millar's comic book and the first “Kick Ass” told the story of an ordinary teenager who reinvents himself as a real-life superhero. It attained only modest box office success but has done well on DVD and Blu-ray. Director Jeff Wadlow shot the sequel in Toronto for three months beginning in September of last year and along with Carrey and Johnson, it stars Chloë Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, John Leguizamo and Donald Faison………


- The (not really a) national nightmare ended less than 24 hours after it began. The Smithsonian Institution’s National Zoo has found the red panda named Rusty and aside from the embarrassment of losing a rare and valuable piece of wildlife cuteness, the zoo is no worse for the drama. According to zoo officials, Rusty escaped his enclosure and went on the lam around 6 p.m. Sunday. They refused to rule out the possibility that someone could have taken him, but initial speculation was that Rusty was likely hiding in a tree somewhere nearby. "Red pandas typically spend the warm daytime hours resting, so it's likely Rusty is somewhere in or near the Zoo hiding in a tree," the National Zoo's Twitter account said. That theory proved to be false as a woman with the Twitter handle @AshleyFoughty tweeted Monday afternoon: "Red panda in our neighborhood! 20th NW and Biltmore. Please come save him! @nationalzoo1 pic.twitter.com/llQF7P9QH5" The attached picture showed what appeared to be a red panda in the Adams Morgan neighborhood not far from the zoo and indeed, it was Rusty. Zoo employees made the short journey to retrieve the AWOL panda and were able to take the fugitive mammal into custody without further incident. Shortly after 2:20 p.m., the Zoo tweeted "the red panda has been recovered, crated & is headed safely back to the National Zoo!" The zoo needs to say its prayers and thank the Almighty for housewives and stay-at-home moms who have little else to do during the day than hang out at home and look out their windows for escaped wildlife from the local zoo……..


- Hopefully, Rafael Nadal didn’t pay for an extended stay in his London hotel room. The ailing Spanish tennis star was on the wrong end of Wimbledon's greatest upsets ever Monday when he was toppled by Steve Darcis of Belgium. Darcis, ranked 135th in the world, downed the two-time champion 7-6 (4), 7-6 (8), 6-4. It was Nadal’s first loss in the opening round of a Grand Slam event and came after losing in the second round of Wimbledon last year. by 100th-ranked Lukas Rosol.  Nadal was also sidelined for seven months with a left knee injury and seemed to be laboring throughout the match, proving unable to turn on the speed or use his legs to spring into his groundstrokes. Darcis admitted that he was as surprised as everyone else with the result. "Rafa Nadal didn't play his best tennis today," the Belgian said. "The first match on grass is always difficult. It's his first one. Of course, it's a big win. I tried to come to the net as soon as I could, not play too far from the baseline. I think it worked pretty good today.” The humbling defeat came one month after Nadal won his eighth championship at the French Open, but he bore little resemblance to the player who has won 12 Grand Slam titles and established himself as one of the greatest players of his generation. Following his defeat at Wimbledon last year, Nadal took the rest of the year off to recover from the knee problem. He had just begun to resemble his old self of late and made it to the finals of all nine tournaments he entered since returning, winning seven. However, he pulled out of a grass-court tune-up in Halle, Germany arrived at Wimbledon without any serious grass-court preparation. Still, he refused to blame any injury and gave full credit to Darcis, who had never beaten a top-5 player or advanced beyond the third round of any Grand Slam. "I don't ... talk about my knee this afternoon," Nadal said. "Only thing that can say today is congratulate Steve Darcis. He played a fantastic match. Everything that I will say today about my knee is an excuse, and I don't like to put any excuse when I'm losing a match like I lost today.” Losing with class is always the right play…….

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