Saturday, April 24, 2010

The porn industry embraces new technology again, more (unnecessary) NCAA bowl games added and Riot Watch! in Thailand

- Leave it to the porn industry to be the first to find new, sleazy and devious ways to use new technology. Not that this is the first time we’ve seen this trend, but the release of the iPad has shown once again that the freaks, pervs and deviants of the adult entertainment industry will always be leading the way when it comes to using new gadgets to sell and distribute their dirty, pervy product. Within days of the iPad’s release, Private Media Group, one of the world's largest porn companies, claimed it had created a way to stream its videos onto the device, bypassing the Apple store and its restrictions on offensive content. Whereas mainstream, non-porn sectors of the entertainment industry can be slow to adopt new technology for fear that it will alter the way they do business, the greasy scumbags who populate the world of porn are typically the first to adopt new content platforms. Perhaps that’s because the mainstream world wants nothing to do with a business where losers and degenerates take off their clothes and get after it on film with strangers for money, but either way, the porn industry loves new technology. "It's not necessarily that the porn industry comes up with the ideas, but there's a huge difference in any technology between the idea and the successful application," said Jonathan Coopersmith, a professor at Texas A&M University who teaches the history of technology. "They're kind of the shock troops, and one of the nice things for them is that they can claim, 'Hey, I'm advancing technology.'" If you know anything about technology, you realize that an overwhelming majority of Internet sites are porn-related and you also know that it's generally acknowledged that porn was the first product to make money on the Internet. The industry still makes upwards of $1 billion annually online. This trend reaches back as far as the VCR, which Hollywood was leery of because the big studios feared piracy. By contrast, the porn industry viewed the VCR as a new source of revenue and began cashing in immediately. Many online innovations and developments can be traced back to people looking for new and diverse ways to distribute porn. Heck, even the 3-D revolution on movies that has seen films like Avatar, Clash of the Titans and How to Train Your Dragon rake in massive profits thanks to bloated 3-D theater ticket prices has not gone unnoticed by the porn industry. Hong Kong-based producer Stephen Shiu Jr. is crafting what will undoubtedly be another fine piece of filth with his 3-D movie 3D Zen and Sex, which is set to begin filming this month with a budget of nearly $4 million. Private Media Group CEO Ilan Bunimovitz is the CEO was the one to announce the iPad porn offering, which uses cloud computing to store a customer's videos. He said his company was already working on ways to use the iPad for porn on the day it was announced in January. Maybe this is just me, but this story makes me feel like I need a shower, so let’s just keep moving before it feels any dirtier………

- Great, just what we all needed: the NCAA has approved 35 bowl games for the next four years, adding two new games to the mix. The Dallas Football Classic and the New Era Pinstripe Bowl in New York will join 33 other postseason games on the already bloated bowl schedule, undoubtedly providing more fuel for the fire of those who mock the plethora of bowl games already on tap because they offer teams with a .500 record a chance to play in the postseason. There are already games in Boise, Albuquerque, San Francisco and Mobile, so to say there is a pressing need for additional bowl games would be a lie. When 6-6 teams from mid-major conferences are needed just to fill out the open bowl spots, it’s clearly time to get rid of bowl games, not add them. I thought we were headed in the right direction earlier this spring when the four-year run of the International Bowl in Toronto came to an end, but rather than accept that gift, the NCAA made its usual blatant cash grab by adding two more. The decision was made Friday, with the NCAA stating that the bowls were licensed on a four-year cycle for the first time, though they will be reviewed each year. The first Pinstripe Bowl will be played at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx on Dec. 30, while the inaugural Dallas Football Classic at the Cotton Bowl is planned for New Year's Day 2011. The Pinstripe Bowl will pit the No. 3 team in the Big East against the No. 6 school in the Big 12, sure to be a barn-burner. But at least it should be better than the Dallas Football Classic, which will truly scrape the bottom of the barrel in matching the seventh-ranked team from the Big 12 against the sixth-ranked team from the Big Ten. However, the NCAA did manage to show some restraint in turning down bowl applications for the Cure Bowl in Orlando, Fla., and the Christmas Bowl in Los Angeles. Way to dig in your heels, fellas, because 37 bowl games would just be ridiculous…………


- Arizona has become a serious battleground for immigration thanks to a new bill signed Friday by Gov. Jan Brewer. The bill requires police in the state to determine whether a person is in the United States legally. Obviously, being a border state means that immigration - legal and illegal - is always a topic at the forefront of politics in Arizona, but this bill exacerbates that issue because critics fear it will foster racial profiling. Supporters say it will address the growing crisis of illegal immigration, but as usual, the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle. The most cogent point of the law is that immigrants will be required to carry their alien registration documents at all times and police must question people if there is reason to suspect that they're in the United States illegally. The obvious concern is what basis will be used to determine whether someone is suspicious or not. Also addressed by the bill are those who hire illegal immigrant day laborers or knowingly transport them. Brewer, a Republican, tagged the bill with an executive order that requires additional training for local officers on how to implement the law without engaging in racial profiling or discrimination. "This training will include what does and does not constitute reasonable suspicion that a person is not legally present in the United States," Brewer said after signing the bill. "Racial profiling is illegal. It is illegal in America, and it's certainly illegal in Arizona.” The specific rules for how to identify those to be stopped and question by police will be established in by the Arizona Peace Officers Standards and Training Board and are due back to Brewer in May. The official start date for the law is 90 days after the close of the legislative session, which has not been determined. Under the old law, officers could only check a person’s immigration status if that person was suspected of another crime. In attaching the executive order to the bill, Brewer was attempting to refute critics who claim that the bill will result in racial profiling by police. "As committed as I am to protecting our state from crime associated with illegal immigration, I am equally committed to holding law enforcement accountable should this stature ever be misused to violate an individual's rights," Brewer said. Before it even goes into effect, the bill is widely considered one of the toughest immigration measures in the nation. Ironically, the Arizona Association of Chiefs of Police had opposed the measure, while the state's largest police union, the Arizona Police Association, is in favor of the law. In Washington, President Obama spoke out against the law, as did Brewer's counterpart in neighboring New Mexico, Gov. Bill Richardson, who called the new law "a terrible piece of legislation." Expect the law to be challenged in court as soon as possible and for it to eventually wind up before the Supreme Court down the road…………


- Everyone is making a 3-D movie these days, with films such as "Avatar" and "Alice in Wonderland" turning in huge profits thanks in large part to 3-D success this year. Heck, even Martin Scorsese recently announced plans to direct a 3-D film later this year. But 3-D isn’t just on movie screens; Nintendo has announced plans for a 3-D gaming console, the 3DS. There are 3-D televisions as well as more and more networks begin to offer up 3-D programming. For example, Comcast's 3-D channel aired the Masters Golf Tournament earlier this month, and ESPN plans to launch a 3-D sports network this year. With all of these 3-D entertainment options, a growing number of doctors are wondering whether so much programming that literally jumps off the screen is actually harmful to viewers. These critics warn that potential dangers include include disorientation and, in rare cases, seizures. And in fact, the Samsung 3D LED TV comes with a stern health warning, cautioning consumers that certain flashing images or lights could induce epileptic seizure or stroke, and that "motion sickness, perceptual aftereffects, disorientation, eye strain and decreased postural stability" may result. Sounds like a good time to me, no? There is not a huge cause for concern in that the percentage of people who need to worry about significant adverse effects is small, especially the possibility of seizure. More common effects would be dizziness or other discomfort after watching something in 3-D, including a feature film. As someone who can’t watch IMAX or 3-D movies with dizziness and headaches, I can attest to that. If you aren’t familiar with how 3-D technology works, here are the basics: The 3-D footage presents two slightly different perspectives of the same scene, superimposed but separated by a specific degree. Viewers wear 3-D glasses with a polarized filter that separates those images, with each eye seeing one of the two. The speed is such that you don’t even pick up the transitions between images and your brain then melds the two of them together into a single picture, thus creating the illusion of depth. Your eyes make an innate effort to align the two images because the object is not actually moving toward you. In actuality, those most in danger from 3-D health effects are those with underlying conditions. People whose eyes are not perfectly aligned, or who have a weak eye muscle, will also not be able to see in 3-D. Most doctors put the percentage of those who will suffer any adverse effects or be unable to see in 3-D at all in the range of 20 percent. Just figures that I would be among that small sliver of the populace that has issues with 3-D…………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Okay, so technically things have simmered down in Thailand, but a riot-lover can hold out hope for a revival of widespread unrest and violence. Unfortunately, the situation in Thailand seems to be heading toward the place where social dissidence goes to die: the negotiating table. Sure, every good anti-establishment movement needs a goal to accomplish and to reach that goal, eventually the movement has to end and the riots with it. However, I choose to hang on to and cherish those riots as long as possible and accept a negotiated end to the hostilities only as a last resort. That may or may not come in Thailand, where the leaders of anti-government protesters in offered Friday to return to the negotiating table only if the government meets certain demands. If the Thai government lifts a state of emergency and other measures and admits responsibility for the deaths of protesters on two days this month, then protest leaders will resume negotiations as they continue to demand new elections for a government they view as illegitimate. Weng Tojirakarn, a co-leader of the anti-government Red Shirt protesters, laid out the conditions even as tension remains high on the streets of Bangkok. For several weeks now, the Red Shirts have been sticking it to The Man and battling with the Thai military in a Bangkok area that serves as a financial hub for the city. Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva is the primary target for the outrage of the Red Shirts and he met with the chiefs of the country's armed forces early Friday following a string of grenade attacks. Through Deputy Prime Minister Suthep Thaugsuban, the government claimed that the grenades were launched from the area where the Red Shirts have been encamped for weeks. In turn, the protesters denied any responsibility for the attacks. What I love about the Red Shirts - aside from their unbridled hatred of the government and an abiding love for rioting - is that they are also finding time to keep things light and fun when they are not out stickin’ it to The Man. Behind the barricades of their home base, they can be seen playing music and doing their best to maintain a festive atmosphere. Whatever you all need to do in order to keep yourselves at your rioting, brawling and fire-breathing best, Red Shirts…………

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