Sunday, January 22, 2017

Turning the pepper spraying tables, a home for Johnny Manziel and attacking "A Dog's Purpose"


- Nothing quite like raising the ire of the kooks at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals if you’re trying to build your prospective audience for a niche film that seems to have little appeal outside those looking for a wholesome, family-friendly flick they can drag their kids to and get them out of the house on the weekend. Congrats to you, infinitely missable new movie “A Dog’s Purpose,” steeped in syrupy sentimentality and cheesiness and yet now being cast as a true villain by the howler monkey huggers of PETA, who put sufficient pressure on the film’s producers and studio to prompt the last-minute cancellation of its premiere amidst accusations of on-set animal cruelty. The source of the outrage is a video showing a clearly distressed German Shepherd dog being forced to perform in artificial rapids on the film’s set, spurring PETA to call for moviegoers to boycott the movie. It wasn’t that necessary because the odds of millions flocking to see this movie weren’t sky high, but the campaign did manage to secure the cancellation of the scheduled premiere in Los Angeles this weekend. The studio for the film, Amblin Entertainment, is doing its best to stand behind its embattled release. “Because Amblin’s review into the edited video released yesterday is still ongoing, distributor Universal Pictures has decided it is in the best interest of A Dog’s Purpose to cancel this weekend’s premiere and press junket,” the studio said in a statement. “Since the emergence of the footage, Amblin has engaged with many associated with the production of the film, including safety personnel, trainers and stunt coordinators as part of their in-depth review. While we are all disheartened by the appearance of an animal in distress, everyone has assured us that Hercules the German Shepherd was not harmed throughout the filmmaking.” Always good to know that no animals were harmed in the making of this movie……..


- The new year has been a busy one for would-be border crashers looking to invade Spain with their poor, dirty and huddled masses of humanity. According to Spanish police, migrants have attempted close to 500 illegal border crossings in just one month by the creative means of attempting to stow away on passenger and cargo boats landing on its southern coast. Authorities say they’ve registered those 500 attempted entry efforts departing from Spain's North African enclaves of Ceuta and Melilla thanks in large part to a month-long police operation aimed at reducing the number of stowaway migrants setting foot on mainland Spanish ports like Almeria, Malaga and Motril. On the strength of increased patrols along both docks and boats, those 500 failed tries to hop across the border clandestinely were stopped, denying folks trying to cross the Strait of Gibraltar hidden inside trucks, cargo or garbage containers set to be off-loaded into Spain. Possibly the most troubling aspect of the situation is that many of those making the dangerous crossing in an unsafe setting are minors, a lot of them traveling on their own in an attempt to escape even more dangerous situations in their home countries. It might be a new year, but it’s clear that Europe’s ongoing refugee crisis is only getting worse and more dire for all involved as political and military troubles in countries throughout Africa and Asia spur citizens to put their lives on the line in search of a better life in a new, unfamiliar place………


- Minor league sports must do whatever they can to generate publicity, even if it means scraping the absolute bottom of the societal barrel in the name of attention. Minor league baseball goes heavy on the wacky, zany promotional stunts and apparently, a new independent football league debuting in April has its own approach to grabbing headlines. The league, which has no affiliation with the NFL, is nonetheless trying to forge a link and pull fans by trying to sign several high-profile NFL players who have boozed abused and stupid-ed their way out of the league. Among those the unimaginatively named Spring League has courted are booze hound/club addict Johnny Manziel, domestic abuser Ray Rice and simply ineffective at his chosen profession Vince Young. Spring League CEO Brian Woods says he’s chatted with representatives for Rice and Young, but elected to reach out to Manziel the only way the disgraced former Texas A&M star seems to communicate: through media, both social and traditional.  "If Johnny Manziel is serious about a future in the NFL, the Spring League is willing to provide him with a platform to prove he's still relevant," Woods said. It was a shameless publicity grab for the league and it came after Manziel declared on Twitter last week that he's trying to be "a good person" and said he’s gotten sober and curbed his partying ways. His 2012 Heisman Trophy couldn’t be further in the rear view mirror at this point and he still has legal issues on his plate, but at least he’s useful to a fourth-rate independent football league trying to make a name for itself during the NFL’s offseason……….


- This is an interesting and disturbingly ironic twist on the whole idea of women protecting themselves when out after dark by carrying some sort of self-defense tool. Sure, it’s still good idea for the ladies to tote some pepper spray, a whistle or a collapsible baton with them if they’re out in a dangerous area once the sun goes down, but apparently a group of southern Florida thieves are turning the tables on this concept by attacking women throughout the region using pepper spray as a means of disabling their victims before stealing their purses and valuables. There have been four reported attacks so far in the city of Plantation, one in Dania Beach and a sixth in Fort Lauderdale. Police say that several of the attacks have happened in Publix shopping center parking lots, so the thieves are clearly fans of quality groceries at reasonable prices - either that or they know that Publix doesn’t spend big on store security, thereby making women in their parking lots easier targets. In one attack, a 73-year-old woman was followed from a Publix to her home where the assailants rear ended her vehicle before robbing and carjacking her. Worse still, these elder-disrespecting thugs punched the woman in the head three times before snatching her purse and so far, no suspects have been identified in the string of thefts. In another attack at a Griffin Road Publix, a woman was pepper sprayed and fought off her attackers, although they did manage to thieve two phones from her. The only details known about the assailants at this point is that they’ve been described as a thin black man accompanied by one or two young black women, all of who flee the scene in a dark-colored Nissan Altima……..

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