Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Dude ranch kitchen racism, Dan Auerbach goes solo again and Zlatan keeps Zlatan-ing


- There’s nothing more entertaining in the world of soccer right now than Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The pony-tailed Swedish star is halfway through his fourth decade on this planet and at time when a professional athlete should steadily be trending downward, yet he’s maintaining an extremely high level of performance - and his play on the field isn't bad either. A guy who famously said he didn’t bother getting his wife a birthday present because “she already has Zlatan” has heard all of the haters saying he’s too old for a move to England when he made the switch to the Premier League prior to this season, joining United on a free transfer during the summer. He’s been great for Jose Mourinho's team this season, scoring 17 goals so far -- 12 in the Premier League. Never one to stop running his mouth, he’s not going to do so now. "It gives me a lot of energy, trust me," Ibrahimovic said. "A lot of energy, because they get paid to talk sh*t and I get paid to play with my feet -- that's how I enjoy it. I had a fantastic year. At PSG it was amazing, and I came to United and my first six months here have been more than amazing. I came to the Premier League and everyone thought it would not be possible but, like always, I make them eat their balls.” Umm, eat their balls? Not really an expression that makes a lot of sense, but sure. As long as Zlatan continues to be the narcissistic gift that keeps on giving, who really cares how old he is………


- Because we’re Dubai, dammit, that’s why. That’s the obvious defense any time the commercial hub of the United Arab Emirates does anything excessive and reeking of opulence, which is pretty much all the time. It’s why the sheikhdom is home to the world's tallest skyscraper, manmade islands and various other types of artificial magnificence and it’s why Dubai's ruler has announced that it will build a new 1,400-berth marina and massive lighthouse along its coast. Is Dubai the sort of place where crusty, salty mariners will haul in their catch or look to dock their ship after months of hard work at sea? Hell no, but that doesn’t matter. The harbor is planned to be over 20 million square feet and will include a cruise ship port and terminal and the sprawling project will also include a 443-foot-tall lighthouse. Meraas, a developer backed by Sheikh Mohammed, will build the harbor and lighthouse between Dubai's Jumeirah Beach Residence neighborhood and the man-made Palm Jumeirah archipelago. If you're going to build a wholly unnecessary, over-the-top project with a lighthouse and harbor, then there’s no better place to build it than beside a manmade archipelago and fittingly in a place that remains lavish despite a recent downturn caused  by low crude prices, authorities offered no cost estimates for the project. Keep spending until it feels better, as always, is the way  of Dubai………


- Side projects are a way of life for Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach. He released his first solo record, ‘Keep It Hid,’ in 2009 and also put out an album with his band The Arcs called ‘Yours, Dreamily’ in 2015, which means he’s done nearly as much work on his own and as a producer as he has with the Keys in recent years. So it makes sense that this year, he will release his second solo album. According to Auerbach, the new record is heavily influenced by his adopted hometown of Nashville and is “a whole history of everything I love about music.” That sounds like an ambitious projects and befitting one steered by Nashville, the as-yet-untitled album also features appearances from guitarist Duane Eddy, Cash’s bassist Dave Roe and drummer Gene Christman and pianist Bobby Wood, who both played with Dusty Springfield and Elvis Presley. Auerbach, whose gritty, bluesy voice and style have defined much of how the Black Keys are perceived, recorded the album at Easy Eye Sound studio, which he owns, and co-wrote the project with country musician John Prine and David “Fergie” Ferguson, who worked as a sound engineer for Johnny Cash. In other words, it might be fair to expect a certain amount of country music influence on this one. For now, expanding his musical empire and building his brand rather than channeling energy into the band that got him to this point seems to be the priority………


- Knowing what you want is a good thing - usually. But when you want is for the African-American chef you recruited from the country club you own in Southern California to cook "black people food" — not "white people food" — at your rural Nevada dude ranch and wild horse sanctuary, that’s not as good. That’s what Madeleine Pickens, the wealthy philanthropist and ex-wife of Oklahoma energy tycoon T. Boone Pickens, allegedly wanted chef Armand Appling to do, according to a federal lawsuit accusing her of racial discrimination. Appling claims that Pickens told him fried chicken, BBQ ribs and corn bread would be perfect for the tourists who pay nearly $2,000 a night to stay in plush cottages, ride horses and take Wild West "safaris" on ATVs at her Mustang Monument Wild Horse Eco-Resort. The reason for the lawsuit is that Appling says he was fired 2014 in retaliation for complaining about a hostile work environment. The story about “black people food” represents what Appling says were Pickens' commonplace stereotypical references at the Elko County ranch stretching across 900 square miles on the edge of the Ruby Mountains about 50 miles west of the Utah line. Pickens, who is white, is also accused of instructing Appling to terminate two other black kitchen staffers — one she referred to as her "bull" or "ox" and another who had "too much personality." Those remarks would be concerning enough, but Pickens also allegedly told her chef that those employees  didn't "look like people we have working at the country club" and didn't "fit the image" of the staff she wanted at the ranch. Pickens’ team of legal eagles aren't exactly killing it in the early stages because one of their arguments is that even if all the allegations are true, none of her comments were racially motivated. At worst, Pickens' remarks "reflect a non-racial personality conflict and amount to discourtesy, rudeness or lack of sensitivity," those legal Mensas wrote in recent court filings. Not really a convincing case, counselors, even though U.S. District Judge Miranda Du said during a hearing in Reno last week that Appling's lawyers have failed so far to prove the sort of racial hostility needed to win such a civil rights claim. Sadly, the judge dismissed the original lawsuit that was filed in February but she gave Appling’s legal team until Jan. 13 to refile an amended complaint seeking unspecified damages from Pickens' nonprofit, Save America's Mustangs………

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