Saturday, January 21, 2017

Macedonia v. The World, Jack White rebuilds Detroit with vinyl and floating Alaskan strip club drama


- Too many people are way to hung up on names, what they mean, etc. - here’s looking at you, new parents who spend months debating your baby’s name as if choosing between Tyler and Brett is going to determine the course of the child’s life. But sometimes, a name does matter and it can even poison relations between two nations who are both trying to improve their standing on the world political scene. Yes, the discontent is real between Eastern Europe neighbors Macedonia and Serbia, which are having a bureaucratic showdown over what to call Macedonia. The topic has already caused strife between Macedonia and neighboring Greece, but the beef has spread to Serbia, as Macedonia's foreign ministry says Serbia should avoid calling it by the "offensive" name of Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, or FYROM, which Greece favors. It’s a bit of an international example of your group of friends calling your one buddy by the nickname you know he hates and has been trying to shake since third grade, except this time there are nation-states with armies and bombs and warships involved. A statement from Macedonia’s foreign ministry noted that it would be "inappropriate and disrespectful" for Serbia to call its small neighbor anything but Macedonia. This issue reared up because even though Serbia still formally calls the country Macedonia, its foreign minister has suggested a change to FYROM, and Serbian highway toll receipts now use that name. Yes, turnpike receipts are fueling this drama. Greece’s issue with the name stems from the fact that the name Macedonia implies designs on a Greek province also called Macedonia, while the United States, Russia, China, and most other countries use the term Macedonia for the country that gained independence from Yugoslavia in 1991, though the powerless United Nations rolls with FYROM………


- Indie rock and hipsters will rebuild Detroit. So says Jack White’s Third Man Records, which is set to open a brand new vinyl pressing plant in the fiscally downtrodden city. The plant is located in the city’s Cass Corridor neighborhood and is slated to open on Feb. 25 in the same location where White’s first major band, The White Stripes, played their first-ever show, as well as being the location of White’s high school. According to a statement from the label, its new venture will feature “environmentally efficient pressing machinery within a purpose-built manufacturing infrastructure,” the first of its kind,” with a pressing operation that will use “recycled water from the record curing process in the air conditioning system.” Thre will be individual pressing stations outfitted with a digital touch screen control for temperature, hydraulic compression, and extruder speed and when the plant is rolling along at full speed, it will be able to press 5,000 records per eight-hour shift. The plan is to create 50 new jobs at a facility that will print Third Man releases for hipsters everywhere, but will also press records for small imprints and indie artists who lack the capability to press small runs of records on their own. The label also commissioned local artist Robert Sestok to create a mural for the pressing plant and to christen its new crib, it will host live performances and a shop selling the records pressed on site, including The White Stripes’ self-titled debut and their ‘De Stijl’ LP, both pressed on red vinyl. White hasn’t released an album of his own since 2014, but clearly has plenty of other interests to pursue……..


- Oh, the persecuted life of the sleazy strip club owner. Being a purveyor of coke-addled, daddy-issue-having ladies who prance around in sequined underwear and take it off as lecherous, pathetic and drunken office workers and bachelor party bros stuff $1 bills into their G-string ain’t easy and no one knows that better than an Alaska strip club owner who was convicted of illegally dumping human waste into a harbor while operating a floating strip club and is defending himself by claiming that he was targeted because of disapproval over his "entertainment charters." In other words, the law and government are being hard on him because he owns a strip club, one floating on Alaska’s frigid waters in one of the more bizarre strip club operations going on in the world these days. Darren Byler says he plans to appeal whatever sentence he receives, as federal prosecutors are recommending that he receive an 18-month prison sentence because he was convicted in 2015 of dumping sewage in violation of the federal Refuse Act and for lying to federal authorities about it. Oddly enough, his wife, Kimberly Riedel-Byler, was found not guilty of the same charges, but the court was convinced that Byler piped sewage aboard the 94-foot converted crabbing boat, the "Wild Alaskan," into the harbor near Kodiak in 2014. The problem arose when the Bylers were accused of telling the Coast Guard they were properly disposing of the waste, which is honestly one of the least revolting parts of this entire strip club operation………


- The Los Angeles Dodgers pay their major league roster more than anyone else in baseball. Apparently a pair of sticky-fingered security guards at Dodger Stadium felt like the team wasn’t chipping off enough cash for them and elected to try to level the paycheck playing field a bit with a long con that netted them a small fortune and now, some serious criminal charges. According to the Los Angeles County district attorney's office, stadium security guards Juan DeDios Prada and Fernando Sierra pleaded not guilty to burglary and other charges after being arrested and accused of stealing equipment, baseballs and jerseys from the major league team to sell online. These two stooges are far from the only hourly employees to decide that their paycheck is too small and pilfer some office items to resell, but typically disgruntled employees don’t have access to valuable sports memorabilia that can net them more than $3,400 from a locked equipment room at the stadium between January 2013 and February 2016. There’s a third man in the alleged scam, Jesse Luis Dagnesses, with whom the two guards allegedly conspired to steal those baseball uniforms and other team merchandise to sell online. Dagnesses is accused of receiving $950 in stolen baseballs and jerseys, but one can't help but wonder how these three fools didn’t bank more than the down payment on a nice used car for all of their troubles. If you’re going to spend three-plus years stealing from your employer, you at least want your payout as a group to amount to five figures or more. Otherwise, you look really bad AND you face the possibility of several years in prison for crimes that didn’t exactly set you up financially for the rest of your sad, IQ-deprived life………..

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