Thursday, March 06, 2014

The world has too much sugar, cleaning up Everest and pro athletes are giant kids


- The world can rest easy. With the biggest soccer tournament in the world a mere three months away, a gaping hole in the musical universe has finally been filled thanks to English pop singer Gary Barlow. Barllow headed to at Sarm Studios in London, the place where a host of stars gathered to record Band Aid's chart-topping single “Do They Know It’s Christmas” way back in 1984, and laid down England's official 2014 FIFA World Cup single. The track, which should probably be titled “How to Deliver Gut-Wrenching Disappointment to an Entire Nation,” features the Take That singer joined by a host of pop stars and ex-soccer players trying to sign while not sounding completely ridiculous. The list of hacks cycling in and out of the booth included former Spice Girls members Mel C and Emma Bunton, former Girls Aloud member Kimberley Walsh, “Match Of The Day” host Gary Lineker, 1966 World Cup hero Geoff Hurst and footballer-turned-talking head Michael Owen, Conor Maynard, Eliza Doolittle, Katy B and Pixie Lott. All in all, it’s a truly impressive lot of losers who will now be linked to a song that both they and everyone with the misfortune of hearing it upon its debut as part of Sport Relief on BBC One on March 21 will soon which had never happened. Just ask anyone who was a part of the “Please Stay LeBron” music video that attempted to convince LeBron James to stay in Cleveland in the summer of 2010 if they wish that musical abomination had never happened. Given England’s tortured history in the World Cup and the likelihood that the Three Lions will return home with more bitter Cup memories as opposed to a shiny trophy, skipping an official song was probably the right move………


- America proudly protects its bigots, racists and fools. So says the United States Constitution and so say the defenders of the right to free speech. So says Boca Raton, Fla. resident K. Hayes. Hayes, who wants to be identified publicly only by his first initial and last name, is a proud Ku Klux Klan member who has no problem flying his hate high for all to see in his front yard on a daily basis. Several of Hayes’ neighbors have expressed outrage over Hayes flying a red KKK flag in his yard alongside a “Members Wanted” sign and a noose, but Hayes isn't backing down. "They never said anything to my face and they're entitled to their own free speech as well as I am," he said. Neighbors who oppose the display say it reminds them of the United States’ ugly racist past, but Hayes doesn’t give a damn. He proudly rocks a business card identifying him as a recruiter for the Knights Party of the Ku Klux Klan. Ask his neighbors and they will tell you that his recruiting has extended all the way down to neighborhood children to whom Martin has distributed literature and made speeches to spread his views. As one would expect in such a situation set in a place where the odds of all participants being well-educated, intelligent and reasonable human beings with the ability to carry on a responsible and progressive dialogue are über-low, both sides are tossing around the angry rhetoric and demanding that the other side see things their way. "I called code enforcement and they said it's perfectly legal to put up any kind of flag you want," said Nick Scalice, President of a nearby homeowners’ association that does not include Hayes' home. What? A homeowners’ association that doesn’t feel it has the right to dictate home appearance terms to residents whether they reside in its area of official influence or not? That is absurd. Hayes, emboldened by the reasonable anger and offense of his neighbors, says he has no intentions of removing the flag. "Absolutely," he said of his plans to keep flying his hate flag. "It's my patriotic duty." Whatever you say, kook………


- Yes, professional athletes are still overgrown children posing as adults and making millions of dollars to play a children’s game. That much is evident to anyone who has spent even one second in the vicinity of a locker room, but Detroit Tigers outfielder Torii Hunter and teammate Justin Verlander provided a ringing reminder Tuesday. Verlander, arguably one of the best pitchers in baseball, and Hunter, a former All-Star and respected veteran, provided a memorable Instagram moment when Verlander brought a small alligator into the Tigers’ Lakeland, Fla. spring training clubhouse. The gator had its jaws tied shut, preventing in from snapping off anyone’s fingers or toes, and someone (Verlander?) challenged Hunter to pucker up and kiss the muzzled gator. Because there is no way a grown man bearing down on the age of 40 can possibly say no to a stupid dare from one of his boys, Hunter accepted the challenge and planted a brief smooch on the gator’s snout as a bystander snapped the moment on their smartphone for a blurry Instagram photo. The entire scene was stupid, funny and ridiculous all at once, but not quite as ridiculous as Hunter trying to tell media members the next day that the entire incident was not what it appeared. The veteran outfielder, who had never before touched a gator, told reporters that he was just "on the backside of it" and there was no kiss. First-year manager Brad Ausmus undoubtedly had this sort of moment in mind when he instituted a daily morning meeting for his team so it could have a unified, formal start to its day and a chance to share a few laughs before starting out on the day. All of this would be a surprise if major leaguers weren't the same guys who routinely light one another’s shoes on fire in the dugout, smash shaving cream pies in teammates’ faces during interviews and stick bubble gum bubbles on top of each other’s hats during games………


- Pick up your crap, Mount Everest climbers. Nepal loves being home of the world’s most famous mountain, but it wants those who pay thousands of dollars to risk their lives attempting to reach its summit to pick up after themselves as they go. Nepali officials are instituting new rules aimed at clearing the tons of rubbish now clogging the world's highest peak. Beginning this spring, officials at Everest base camp will check that each climber descends the mountain with approximately 18 pounds of trash - the amount the government estimates a climber creates somewhere along their route up and down the mountain. This attempt at zero-sum math is the latest in a series of attempts to keep Everest from turning into the world’s tallest landfill. "We are not asking climbers to search and pick up trash left by someone else," said Maddhu Sudan Burlakoti, head of the mountaineering department at the Tourism Ministry. "We just want them to bring back what they took up." The mountain has begun to resemble a large, rocky trash can in recent years, decorated by crumpled food wrappers, shredded tent remains and spent oxygen cylinders. Requests for climbers to clean up after themselves have fallen on deaf ears and threats to withhold $4,000 climbing deposits for polluting teams have proven to be without any real bite. The new rules could offer a hint as to why previous clean-up efforts have failed. See, the government failed to say what action it would take against climbers who descend without the required amount of trash. Nearly half of Nepal's foreign visitors in 2013 – some 230,000 people - came last year specifically to trek the Himalayas, with 810 attempting to scale Everest. More than 4,000 climbers have scaled the 29,035-foot summit since 1953, when New Zealand climber Edmund Hillary and his Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay reached the peak. Private companies control most expeditions up and down the mountain and are supposed to shoulder the burden of clearing the trash their climbers create – and they don’t. The Nepalese people believe that deaths and injuries that occur to climbers are the result of bad karma earned through disrespecting the mountain, but the specter of negative karma has proven insufficient to convict Everest scalers to clean up their act………


- Put down that Mountain Dew and shy away from the sugar cookies, world. The World Health Organization want to go nanny state on you once more and is telling you how much sugar you should be consuming on a daily basis. According to new WHO guidelines, the recommended sugar intake will stay at below 10 percent of total calorie intake a day, with 5 percent the target. This artificial daily limit applies to all sugars added to food, as well as sugar naturally present in honey, syrups, fruit juices and fruit concentrates. This may seem like a sudden change for the agency, but in fact, it is the exact opposite. The WHO passed the recommendation for lowering recommended daily sugar intake a full decade ago, but just now got around to actually doing something about it. Under the new guidelines, the average adult of a normal weight should consume about 50 grams of sugar a day, according to the WHO. Dr. Francesco Branca, WHO's nutrition director, explained at a news conference that the 10 percent target was a "strong recommendation" while the 5 percent target was "conditional.” "We should aim for 5 percent if we can,” Branca said. Because the WHO has no actual clout whatsoever on a global level, it’s recommendation is just that, nothing more. It will now go to the public for input and a firmer recommendation is expected this summer. A cynic might wonder where the WHO came up with its guidelines. They are based on a review of scientific evidence on the health impact of sugar, including damage to teeth and the effect on obesity. If obesity is a rubric for any study or policy, then a 5-percent reduction in sugar, fat, cholesterol or any other health-affecting food component is not nearly steep enough………

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