Sunday, March 02, 2014

Tax return shootings, no "Anchorman 3" and Jerry Jones (sort of) realizes the problem


- Jerry Jones finally gets it…even though he still doesn’t get it. The self-centered egomaniacal owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys takes heat every season for fielding a mediocre team, yet insists that his meddlesome ways and steadfast refusal to get out of the way and let an actual general manager run his team is not the problem. However, Jones admitted in a radio interview last week that he is to blame for the Cowboys not winning a Super Bowl despite having a quality quarterback in Tony Romo for the past X seasons. "We should have been knocking on the door and we haven't and I have no excuses, it starts here," Jones said. "But we have not. I know that to the extent that we have a healthy Romo, our best chance to get back to the Super Bowl is a healthy Romo." Taking blame is fine, even if Romo does share part of it for faltering in big games, but Jones pointing the finger at himself is on point. Sure, it means nothing if Jones isn't willing to address the problem he just identified by hiring a general manager and relegating himself to signing the checks, but at least he sort of understands the problem. Jones added that there are some highly-priced contracts the team shouldn't have given out, then tried to find a scapegoat by saying the franchise would have won more titles if not for the current financial system in the NFL. No, you wouldn’t have, Jer. Your team of high-profile disappointments has won just one playoff game with Romo as quarterback, 2009, and missed the postseason the last four seasons. They have choked away chances win the NFC East in the regular season finale each of the past three seasons and there’s enough blame to go around for those meltdowns. Yet Jones reassures himself by telling tales of several former or current NFL personnel executives letting him know that from 2007 to 2010, the Cowboys had some of the best talent in the league. Somehow, that means he’s doing a good job, even if the results on the field aren’t there……..


- Next in Google’s quest for world domination: the restaurant world. The tech giant announced this week that users can now locate and view various restaurant menus in a “OneBox-style” response display at the top of the search results. It is a direct and transparent attempt to compete with websites such as menus with their reviews. Urbanspoon and Yelp, which have long offered menus with their reviews. Google is clearly trying to expand its reach into the world of local searches, operating under the theory that a massive, worldwide company can push competitors its way by providing users with the information they are searching for right on the results page. Google menu OneBox not only shows different food options, but it also serves up different divisions of assorted categories related to how each individual eatery organizes its menu. There are tabs for different meals and usually information on prices as well, bringing a potential diner as close to sitting at a table with a paper menu in hand as they can get without actually leaving their home. However, tech experts who have tested the new service have criticized it as incomplete and noted that Google’s instructions direct users to type out “show me the menu for” followed by the name of the specific eatery. So far, users are getting better results by typing in the name of the restaurant first and the word “menu” second.  Additionally, the images provided are often confusing when one searches for restaurants that organize their menus in a non-traditional fashion. Prices are not included and there is not a large selection of restaurants with their menus available through the service. Lastly, the new search engine accessory is only presently available for dining establishments in the United States………


- Cuba is known for a few defining characteristics: Communist Party rule, out-of-date-cars, being a forbidden destination for Americans and being the home of some great cigars. The last of those four was on display this week at Havana's annual marquee Cigar Festival, where more than 450 stogie aficionados took part in an unusual contest. The point of the battle was to see who could create the longest unbroken ash from a collection of H. Upmann Sir Winstons - badass 7-inch Cuban cigars. In a smoke-filled, cavernous room in Havana's Palace of Conventions, contestants exhaled clouds of smoke and handled their cigars with as light a touch as possible in an attempt to keep the gray ash intact as long as possible. They did their best to breathe in a smoke-clogged room with a horrible stench choking everyone, with the competition stretching on and on for the better part of an hour. Contestants came from around the world to sit in luxurious leather chairs arranged around tables holding dozens of ashtrays, lighters, chocolate-flavored hard candy and snifters of aged Cuban rum. Most of the field lost their ashes before smoking even halfway through, while others kept going until their cigars were little more than tiny stubs. A lady led the way, as Cuban native Olivia Terri smoked her Sir Winston down to a stub with an ash that grew to 6.6 inches before it crumbled. As cigar aficionados know, the Sir Winston is a stout cigar with a rich brown color and a hint of toasted gold, hand-rolled with a selection of tobacco leaves from the western province of Pinar del Rio, the cradle of Cuba's tobacco country. In a sense, the event was a giant promotional ploy to advertise Cuba’s premium tobacco industry and it drew 1,500 smokers from 80 countries. Ruining your lungs is always a fun draw…….


- Adam McKay is going to need some convincing. The director of both 2004's “Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy and the recent sequel “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues” has heard all of the talk about a third installment in the series and despite the sequel blowing past the original in earnings and eclipsing the $100 million mark in the United States, McKay says there will not be another sequel. "It's done," McKay said. "I think that’s it. It was great to do it and it was so fun to work with those guys again, but I think that’s it for Ron Burgundy. That’s the last sequel we’re gonna do. There's nothing more fun to me than new characters and a new world... No Anchorman 3." The key phrase in those comments is “I think,” which loosely translates to, “Tell me more about how great I am and throw even more money at me for a new sequel, then we’ll talk.” McKay later took a more hard-line stance on the subject, saying “definitely no” when pressed about the chance for a third film. Previously, Will Ferrell took the opposite side in the debate, albeit in the comedic fashion that Ferrell typically answers any question he’s asked. "We gotta make 14,” Ferrell said last year. “Honestly, if the Mayor Of Showbiz came and knocked on our doors and said, 'You guys, all you get to work on for the next 20 years is 12 additional Anchorman movies', we probably would all go, 'Okay.’" It’s tough to take any comment seriously when it references the mythical Mayor of Showbiz, so odds are that McKay is the more likely of the pair to take seriously when assessing the probability of another “Anchorman” ever happening. Stay classy, Ron Burgundy fans……..


- If you’re going to pull out your gun and start shooting people in a public place, you’d better have a damn good reason. Your tax refund check being ready when your tax preparer said it would be there is not a good reason. Someone should have told Detroit resident Angel Moore about this because she was at the center of a potentially deadly scene Friday in the Motor City. Moore reportedly showed up at a tax preparer’s office and was informed that her refund check was not ready. Maybe the tax preparer should have known that in an impoverished hellhole of a city like Detroit, delivering bad financial news is a recipe for disaster. Perhaps the person who had to let Moore know that her check would take a few more days should have rocked a Kevlar vest and huddled behind some bulletproof glass, but none of those precautions were taken and according to the store’s co-owner, Moore and two of her friends became belligerent when asked to leave. At that point, a 19-year-old man with Moore allegedly pulled out a gun and started firing. Four people were shot, including a security guard and three other store employees. A witness told police that the shooter did not wear a mask or attempt to conceal his identity in any way. The shooting reportedly started inside the store, but eventually spilled out into the street, where it conceivably could have been lost in the general cacophony of gunfire ringing out across the city on a daily basis. A witness alerted police to the situation and pointed out the suspected shooter, who was arrested shortly after the shooting. Police are still looking for another woman who was with Moore and her gun-toting companion. Officers recovered the gun reportedly used in the shooting and all four shooting victims remain in the hospital in either serious or critical condition………

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