Friday, March 14, 2014

Rolling Stones sellouts, headbands for migraines and former Marxist guerrilla leader presidentes


- Give new NBA commissioner Adam Silver credit – just not for honesty. The commish, like everyone else around the league, is well aware that some teams are terrible this season and those teams do not appear to have made much of an effort to put together a roster that would allow them to win games any time soon. To the realist, assembling a crappy roster and watching as that roster gets its skull caved in game after game is tanking, regardless of whether the terrible players on the court try to win or not. NBA sycophants do their best to argue that signing has-beens, never-weres and hacks and allowing them to lose 80 percent of their games is merely some teams’ way of building for the future – by sucking now. It’s all a game of semantics and Silver is choosing to play the game by living in denial. “What is going on is rebuilding. And we have a system right now that incentivizes teams to rebuild. There’s a sense that you’re better off rebuilding in some cases from scratch than remaining mediocre,” Silver said during an event in Boston on Wednesday. “I think it’s important to clarity what we all mean by tanking. Where I grew up tanking meant the coach and the players or some subset of that group were intentionally trying to lose a game. I don’t think that’s going on anywhere in the NBA and I would take action immediately if I thought it was.” Nice try, A. It doesn’t matter if the players are trying to win because they're not the ones running the team. If an owner puts together an F+ team and then tries to ride that team to a top lottery pick with 70 losses, that too is tanking. The Philadelphia 76ers planned to be bad and they’ve lost 18 in a row and counting. The Orlando Magic planned to be bad and they’re 19-47 and sinking fast. No one can conscionably argue that either of them built a team designed to win games this season and suggesting that they are attempting to be good this year is as disingenuous as asking fans to pay top dollar for tickets to watch the dumpster fire the 76ers and Magic have put on the floor this season……….


- Unrealized opportunities are everywhere. Tavares (Fla). City Council gets it and that’s why the council boldly approved the use of garbage trucks to carry mobile messages intended to inform and educate residents. Yes, telling people garbage trucks and garbage men can educate them is a bit insulting, but garbage trucks have great potential as mobile billboards and it’s high time someone realized it. The trucks are large, loud and they smell – not unlike the cities they serve – and as such, they catch people’s attention when they pass by. Plastering a massive ad on the side of these diesel behemoths is a brilliant idea that Jeff Henderson, Tavares’ solid waste manager, spelled out. "Tavares City Council always looks for creative solutions and I think this one hits the mark, and then some," Henderson said. Right now, the messages on the sides of trucks range from free leaf pickup and water conservation to event promotion and emergency notices. One would hope that as time goes by and companies approach the city about putting actual ads on the sides of trucks, city officials will keep an open mind and wallet about the possibility. When initially exploring the idea, officials considered using the trucks for paid advertisements but held off for now. Still, Tavares is going all-in on this idea and asking residents to look for the mobile messages and engage through social media and website activities. When asking locals to tweet about what they saw on the side of a garbage truck doesn’t work, bring on the real ads………


- Well done, El Salvador. Too few countries have the boldness and courage to elect a former Marxist guerrilla leader as their president, but you did just that when the final results were tallied in your presidential election on Thursday. Salvador Sanchez Ceren of the ruling Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front (FMLN), which as a militant group fought a string of U.S.-backed governments in a 1980-1992 civil war, narrowly won the race with 50.11 percent of the votes. The final margin was less than 7,000 votes and predictably, his right-wing rival continued to press to have the vote annulled. Despite the people telling him he was not wanted, challenger Norman Quijano has filed a claim to annul the election due to fraud. The 67-year-old former mayor of San Salvador and candidate of the right-wing Nationalist Republican Alliance (Arena) party, had 49.89 percent support in Sunday’s balloting, but it was not enough. Ignoring Quijano’s complaints, the country’s five-member electoral tribunal unanimously validated the election results, showing that Sanchez Ceren beat Quijano by 6,364 votes. "We make an invitation to build for the future, because the FMLN's presidential ticket, now elected to lead the country, is going to work to unite the country," Sanchez Ceren said. Because of the ongoing dispute, the tribunal’s president Eugenio Chicas said the court could take until Sunday or Monday to work through Quijano's legal challenge to the election and settle any remaining doubts. What is Quijano whining about, anyhow? He claims to have proof that 20,000 people had voted twice, but refused to share that evidence with anyone. International observers said there was no evidence of widespread fraud. "We don't see any basis for the accusations," said Dieter Druessel, a Swiss election observer. "They talk about 20,000 votes, but ultimately they aren't presenting anything." And so it is that El Salvador has itself a legit former Marxist guerrilla leader as its presidente……..


- Only dorks, joggers and soccer players wear headbands, right? Maybe not. The Food and Drug Administration opened the door for migraine sufferers to do the same by giving a thumbs-up to Belgian studies showing that special, medical headbands could be helpful to those who suffer from these debilitating headaches. Many migraine sufferers end up in emergency rooms because their pain is so severe. To alleviate this problem, the FDA has approved Cefaly, a battery-operated band that goes across the forehead with self-adhesive electrodes. Cefaly operates on the principle of electrically stimulating the trigeminal nerve, which senses pain in the face and parts of the head, for 20 minutes a day. Before approving the device, the FDA evaluated a clinical trial of 67 adults who had at least two attacks a month. After going without medication for three months, participants received either the actual device or a placebo. Yes, for the sake of science, some poor saps not only wore a dorky headband, but they wore one that didn’t actually treat their condition. Another study, this one y of more than 2,000 people in Belgium and France, showed that 53 percent were happy with their Cefaly and would buy one for continued use. It is already available in Canada, where it retails for a cool $300. Because it was just approved in the United States, American doctors (theoretically) haven’t had any (legal) experience with it. It’s time to look stupid in the name of pain relief, America……..


- Are the Rolling Stones rock and roll sellouts? Of course they are. No sane person would argue otherwise at any point in the past 20 years, but now Mick Jagger and the fellas are hitting new lows when it comes to being total shams of the band they once were. In the name of chasing big money in China, the Stones have returned to the communist hellhole for the first time since their debut there in 2006, headlining the Shanghai Mercedes-Benz Arena Wednesday night with a set list heavily altered by government censorship. Never mind that allowing The Man to tell you what to play, when and where is the most anti-rock-and-roll idea ever; how about allowing a government that continually tramples the basic rights and freedoms of its people to dictate which songs you can play and when. This isn't the first time the Stones have allowed the Communist Party to dictate terms to them, as they bent over and took it in the same way back in 2006 by not playing classic tracks such as “Brown Sugar,” “Honky Tonk Women” and “Let’s Spend the Night Together” because those tunes were deemed inappropriate by the Chinese Ministry Of Culture. The former two of those songs were likewise absent on Wednesday, with Jagger meekly admitting to the crowd that “Honky Tonk Women” was  "vetoed" by the authorities. Prior to the show, Jagger confirmed to local media that the band had to submit their lyrics to Chinese authorities for vetting, as is custom for all foreign bands playing in China. The same does not hold true for Macau, a special administrative region of China that does not fall under the same censorship rules, and the Stones played a censorship-free show there earlier in their hour. “Dead Flowers” and “Street Fighting Man” were on the set list in Shanghai, so the show was not totally devoid of quality tracks. Jagger, showing what a good rock shill he is, pandered to the crowd by greeting them in Mandarin. Way to sell out once more, Stones……..

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