Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Bitter MLB stars, Chicago stoner commercials and music's newest listening revolution


- I want to break up, but it’s for everyone’s good. That’s the current argument being used by Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond to make the case for his country’s independence from the United Kingdom. A referendum on the issue will be held later this year and Salmond is making the case that independent Scotland with a strong economy would benefit the whole of the U.K. "There's a growing realization that wealth and opportunities are too concentrated, geographically and socially. UK government policies are working for too few, and denying opportunities to too many. Britain is imbalanced,” Salmond said. The minister made those remarks during a meeting in London. He said an independent Scotland would help "rebalance the economic centre of gravity" across the U.K., but Scotland Office minister David Mundell quickly dismissed the notion. Voters have more than six months to go before the Sept. 18 vote, when they will face a simple yes or no question that isn’t simple at all : "Should Scotland be an independent country?" As Salmond’s theory goes, Scottish independence would benefit England, Ireland, Northern Ireland and Wales by redistributing wealth across the British Isles. As part of his remarks, Salmond also lit up Chancellor George Osborne for suggesting Scotland would be a "foreign" country if voters backed independence. "Scotland will not be a foreign country after independence, any more than Ireland, Northern Ireland, England or Wales could ever be foreign countries to Scotland,” Salmond added. He noted the countries’ shared ties of kinship, trade, commerce, history and culture and said such ties “have never depended on a parliament here at Westminster.” British Prime Minister David Cameron previously called on people elsewhere in the U.K. to urge Scots to vote against independence and most experts believe the vote is too close to call at this point. Still, come September it could be 1776 for England all over again……..


- The real surprise would have been if a member of Foo Fighters were recording a new album with his side project and Dave Grohl DIDN’T participate. Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins is set to release his debut album with his second band, The Birds Of Satan, in April. The Birds of Satan are Hawkins, Wiley Hodgden and Mick Murphy and one track on their first release will feature vocals from Grohl. Hawkins will be a busy man across the entire release, as he will provide both drums and vocals throughout and will also add a decidedly badass rock and roll touch by playing piano as well. As with any new band that has strong connections in the rock world among its members, The Birds of Satan will bring in plenty of guest contributors beyond Grohl. Legendary Foo Fighters and Nirvana guitarist Pat Smear will also appear on the project, as will Drew Hester and keyboard player Rami Jaffee. Getting all of these contributors together was a more impressive feat considering the fact that the entire project was recorded in less than a week. John Lousteau produced the album, which The Birds of Satan have released a trailer for online. Foo Fighters fans who want to add another album with Grohl lending a helping hand to one of his many musical friend will be able to pick up this possibly good, possibly terrible release on April 14. Of course, by then Grohl will undoubtedly have linked up with a half-dozen other artists on whose albums he can sing, drum, play guitar, play the tambourine, play the triangle, produce or do interpretive dance……….


- This had damn well better happen and it had better happen soon. Chicago – at last check, anyhow – is not located in one of the two states in America where marijuana is legal for all adults to possess in small quantities and smoke. Yet unless something changes in between now and May, ads for ganja will air on the Windy City’s largest cable provider. The 60-second spot is a promo for marijuanadoctors.com, where consumers/stoners can find physicians willing to fabricate, er, review a patient’s records to see if they qualify for medicinal marijuana. If a prospective client qualifies, these Internet-loving docs will write them a recommendation for medicinal marijuana. “Patients that are coming to this practice are ones that have qualifying conditions that once it becomes legal to do so in Illinois, then they’ll be able to get a recommendation,” said Dr. Bodo Schneider, one of the “physicians” associated with the site. Jason Draizin, the CEO of marijuanadoctors.com, explained that doctors (real or fake) such as Schneider are necessary in the process of getting put in the hands of potheads needing their fix/pain relieved. “A lot of people are not comfortable talking to their primary physician. A lot of their primary care physicians don’t want to recommend the drug to them,” Draizin said. The one hurdle for marijuanadoctors.com is that Illinois state laws do not allow clinics to operate for the sole purpose of writing marijuana recommendations. That means the company will need to perhaps sell Fritos or Pop Tarts in order to make themselves legitimate. The Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulations is currently investigating the site to ensure no laws are bring broken, but if the site is above board, then ads with ganja enthusiasts lounging on their couches, plowing through a stack of “Planet Earth” DVD’s and doing bong rips aren't far away……..


- Have you heard – or heard of – the Aether Cone? If not, keep your ears open. The curiously named and phonetically interesting contraption is aimed at simplifying the process of listening to music, according to the devices creators at San Fransisco start-up Aether Things. The Cone resembles the inner cone of a stereo speaker and syncs up with any device running iOS7 or Mac OS X 10.9 Mavericks. As for simplifying what should be one of the simplest processes known to man, it works by playing music from one of several streaming services such as Pandora and Spotify. The Aether Cone contains a 3-inch woofer and a dual tweeter set-up run by a 20 watt amplifier, boosting sound quality. Still, its distinguishing feature is how it presents the songs it plays. It features only one button and zero LEDs or LCD screens. Users can operate it by pressing the single button in the center of the speaker grill or spinning the outside edge. Pressing the button begins playback from the streaming service of choice, but if Pandora or Spotify plays a crappy song, the users can simply spin the outer edge to change genres or input sources. The cone also has a smart learning system it employs to build a better playlist every time it is used. As songs play, the device tracks songs that are listened to from start to finish and which one are skipped. It builds its knowledge so that with further use comes an advanced ability to play songs the user likes. Thanks to its accelerometer and a clock, it can adapt if it is moved from room to room and learn what kind of music is preferred at different times of day or night. For a more hands-on experience, users will be able to hold down the center button and speak an artist or track name to hear it right away. All of this is powered by an 8-hour lithium-ion battery for free roaming playback wherever there is a Wi-Fi connection. The one drawback at this point is the limited number of color choices. The Cone comes in only a black and brushed copper color scheme, but there are plans to have a white and silver option available for its launch later this year……….


- Professional sports are a business, period. As much as fans would like to believe otherwise, the bottom line is the bottom line and players and coaches are showing up to get paid above all else. In that world, players move on from teams when teams decide that player isn't worth what he’s asking and fan favorites put on new uniforms after playing for one team for a decade. Loyalty is a disappearing commodity and former Texas Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler knows it. Kinsler spent X seasons playing for the Rangers, but he was traded to Detroit this offseason and from the sound of it, he didn’t leave any of his heart in Texas. "I hope they go 0-162," Kinsler said of his former team. "I got friends, and I love my friends, but I hope they lose their ass." Losing one’s ass is a serious fate, so you know Kinsler is serious. Most of his anger seems to be directed at one man: Rangers general manager Jon Daniels. Among other things, Kinsler called Daniels a “sleazeball” and blamed Daniels’ egomaniacal ways for pushing former team president and Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan out the door. Daniels did the only thing an executive in his position can do, namely refuse comment on the subject. "It's not worth defending," Daniels said. "I'm really proud of the group we've got here, the decisions we've made, the people we have in place and what we're building. Based on how he feels, the trade is probably a good thing for all parties involved.” Based on those comments and Kinsler’s, there is clearly more to the story, but neither side is going to expound on it at this point. Rangers manager Ron Washington dismissed Kinsler's comments and said they would not be bulletin board material for his team. "We won't go 0-162," he said. "Guaranteed." Who’s excited for the Tigers’ first trip to Texas……….

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