Wednesday, March 19, 2014

SXSW vomit drama, trans fat debates and NBA tanking excellence


- Bad news, junkies in the Balkans and surrounding areas of western Europe: The price of your next dime bag or 8-ball just went up. That will happen when the cost of doing business goes up and that cost just got bumped thanks to the arrest of the most wanted suspected drug lord in the Balkans. Darko Saric is charged with smuggling 5.7 tons of cocaine from South America to Europe and in a truly un-badass move, he was arraigned after agreeing to surrender unconditionally following his location by several national security agencies in an unidentified Latin American country. Having multiple governments after you can be stressful, but turning oneself in is such a weak move, especially when so many smack addicts and cokeheads in multiple countries are relying on your product for their daily fix. Serbian officials were predictably giddy when discussing their big news. "I would like to extend my special thanks to the American intelligence agency CIA," said Aleksandar Vucic, Serbia's deputy prime minister in charge of the country's security bodies. Police video following the arrest showed a handcuffed Saric escorted from a government jet that flew to Belgrade from neighboring Montenegro. Even the details of his surrender were subpar, as Saric’s only demand for turning himself in was to meet his family and his lawyer in his native Montenegro. For a man who has been on the run since October 2009, when a shipment of 2.7 tons of cocaine that he allegedly organized was disrupted near the Uruguayan Atlantic coast in an international police operation, bigger demands should be expected. The Balkans have long been a primary stop on the drug-smuggling transit routes toward western Europe. Saric’s alleged totals of some 5.7 tons of cocaine trafficked and $30 million laundered are impressive and so is the fact that 18 of his alleged gang members remain on the run. His alleged criminal empire includes Colombia, Argentina and Uruguay, the Balkan countries and western Europe. Now, it’s up to someone else to take up that coke-lined baton and run with it………


- History is being made in Philadelphia and in the process, new NBA commissioner Adam Silver is being made to look like a fool. Silver famously said last week that tanking for better draft picks definitely does not happen in his league and his comments came against the backdrop of the Philadelphia 76ers staging a losing streak for the ages. The Sixers, who entered the year with very little talent and traded several of their better players before last month’s deadline, are a team clearly engineered to suck. The beauty of their plan is that the front office assemble such an awful roster that no matter how hard the players try and how good a job rookie head coach Brett Brown does, the team is still going to lose games – lots of them. The end goal is a top draft pick, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t milestones to reach along the way. After Monday night, the worst team in the Association is a measly six losses from setting a dubious mark that they should celebrate with a drink in each hand and safety goggles over their eyes to keep them safe when the champagne is sprayed. Yes, the 2013-14 Philadelphia 76ers now have the record for longest losing streak in team history and are creeping up on the NBA record of 26 in a row, set by the 2010-11 Cleveland Cavaliers. Still, Brown insisted he doesn't dwell on the streak. It doesn’t really matter if he does or not because as Monday’s 99-90 loss to the Indiana Pacers proves, the Sixers can lose games whether they focus on it or not. "It's hard because of a competitive thing, but in relation to worrying about a record, we don't live in that world," Brown said. "I don't bring that to that locker room once. I don't mention it to them, I don't think about it often -- (but) you can't help but be aware of it." Aware of it? For a team that hasn’t won since Jan. 29 at Boston and is working toward its second consecutive winless month, it’s just about the only thing worth paying attention to………


- Michigan is a classy place. How classy? Classy enough to pass a law allowing restaurant patrons to bring their own box of wine when they hit up the local eatery of their choice. The new law does not require businesses to participate, but those that do can charge a so-called “cork fee” for anyone trucking in a box or bottle of their wine of choice. As long as an establishment has a liquor license, they can have an open door for people who want to B.Y.O.W. Gov. Rick Snyder signed the law into effect Friday and so far, the response has been mostly positive. Although it would seem that giving diners an option rather than buy the drinks you mark up to ridiculous prices would be a negative, many bar and restaurant owners have expressed positive feelings about the law because it gives customers more options. Such laws are common in major cities and any time there’s a way to establish even a tangential link between an urban decay-riddled hellscape such as Detroit and actual major cities like Chicago or New York City, it’s a brass ring to grasp for. Cork fees can vary, but several eateries in the greater Grand Rapids area plan to charge a $12 cork fee which covers for the table space taken up by the outside booze drinkers, the time spent serving them and the glasses that have to be washed afterward. For diners who can find a place willing to let them stop by the local Save-A-Lot or Kroeger’s and pick up a cheap container of hooch, it’s a good way to save money. It may not be classy, but this has little to do with class and everything to do with cash. When they finish their meal, wine drinkers who bring their own beverage will be able to take their unfinished bottles home, as long as they’re capped. Maybe in the near future, the state will clear the way for patrons to also bring their own bread, salad dressing and condiments in case they don’t like what’s on the menu at the diner down the street……… 


- To consume saturated fat or not consume saturated fat? As with every medical or health-related topic of any note, there are credible parties on both sides of the issue and another respected group has jumped into the fray on the pro-trans fat side. A team of researchers at the University of Cambridge recently published the results of a study disputing previous research suggesting that the intake of saturated fats may increase heart disease risk. For their work, the Cambridge researchers reviewed 72 separate studies on heart risk and intake of fatty acids and found no evidence that supports guidelines that say people should restrict their saturated fat consumption for keeping their heart safe. Not finding any evidence doesn’t exactly mean what most will assume it to mean – that downing trans fats is a-OK – but it does suggest that there is currently insufficient evidence to support guidelines that advise eating more foods containing polyunsaturated fats (such as omega-3 and omega-6) to reduce heart risk. The studies analyzed for the research included over 600,000 participants in 18 different countries. In their findings, the Cambridge researchers wrote that current guidelines focus mainly on saturated versus unsaturated fat amounts as opposed to concentrating on the food sources of the types of fatty acid. “The new findings could open new lines of enquiry that carefully question our current dietary guidelines,” said lead author Dr. Rajiv Chowdhury of the University of Cambridge. Regardless of what fuels the problem, cardiovascular disease remains the single leading cause of death and disability worldwide and was responsible for more than 17 million deaths globally in 2008. Less fat in general might help with that dilemma………


- The South by Southwest festival is both a hipster Mecca and a place for artists, musicians and movie makers to promote their work to said hipsters, but it has now become the battleground for two noted pop music hacks who lack actual musical talent but have plenty to say nonetheless. Demi Lovato, she of the “Camp Rock” D-list fame, is the protagonist in this little drama and her target is none other than the not-so-dynamic duo of Lady Gaga and her pal Millie Brown – a noted “vomit painter" – after their, um, performance at the festival. Lady Gags to throw up some neon green liquid on her as she played the drums and while the display produced the desired result of outrage and pointless controversy, it drew the strongest reaction form Lovato, who called out the Gagster for making light of eating disorders. “Sad…. As if we didn’t have enough people glamorizing [eating] disorders already. Bottom line, it’s not “cool” or “artsy” at all,” Lovato tweeted. In that sense, Lovato knows of what she speaks. In 2010, she went to rehab to deal with her own struggles with eating disorders. She drew a direct line between vomiting mocking eating disorders and an addiction of a different kind. “Would you let someone bring a needle and shoot up on you? Addiction is addiction,” Lovato added. ““Putting the word ART in it isn't a free card to do whatever you want without consequences.” After the Twitter rant, Lady Gags’ army of delusional fans rose to her defense and attacked Lovato, accusing her of pandering for attention. In response, Lovato refused to back down and went on an even longer rant suggesting that the influence recording artists have should be used for good, not destructive purposes. So far, only Brown has directly responded to the issue, saying she used “my body to create something beautiful, to express myself and feel powerful.” Whatever you need to tell yourself, M………

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