Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Tunisia cashes in, Daft Punk confuses and Nerlens Noel moves on


- Drug dealers need someone to look up to just like everyone else. When one’s business is peddling heroin, cocaine, marijuana, Ecstasy and the like to the masses and competition is fierce in what can accurately be described as a deadly enterprise, having a role model or protector can do wonders for the soul. According to authorities with the Department of Homeland Security, drug dealers in New Mexico have found their patron saint and his name is La Santa Muerte. Yes, “the Saint of Death.” He does happen to look a lot like the Grim Reaper, but for many people of Mexican heritage, this folk saint can be a miracle worker. Believers say the skeletal icon brings prosperity and can ward off evil spirits and perhaps that’s why shrines for the saint are showing up in drug dens throughout New Mexico. Kevin Abar of the Department of Homeland Security Investigations unit said La Santa Muerte "has become a narco patron saint." DHS officers have found that cartels believe La Santa Muerte protects them from law enforcement, military and from other drug cartel members – well, that and a lot of big, powerful guns that they use to kill anyone who stands in their way. DHS officers who have found such shrines say the displays usually include sacrifices, which can include money, lines of cocaine or blood that they give to the patron saint. However, the DHS wants everyone to know that there are many in the Hispanic community who believe in the patron and are not involved in illegal activity. "There’s a lot of good people, hard working people, that believe in this saint as well," Abar said. "A lot of the working class individuals believe in the patron saint. They believe it will bring them prosperity and more money." Yes, but will it bring them protection from the cartel threatening to kill them unless they agree to run drugs across the border……….


- This is a curious stop in Google’s quest for world domination. Google executive chairman Eric Schmidt should be all about supporting technology is just about any form, but he took a curious detour in a recent interview in which he claimed domestic drones pose a threat to personal privacy. Schmidt drew the uncalled for example of a peeping neighbor in trying to explain the privacy infringements that the flying cameras could allow. "You're having a dispute with your neighbor," Schmidt said. "How would you feel if your neighbor went over and bought a commercial observation drone that they can launch from their back yard. It just flies over your house all day. How would you feel about it?" Umm, you would feel fine…once you shot that mo-fo down. If a neighbor has a drone and it invades your airspace, then anti-aircraft measures are the natural response. Schmidt’s thoughts aside, privacy rights activists and early users of civilian drones remain at odds over the private use of unmanned aircraft. Officials in Seattle explored plans to use drones over its downtown area for security purposes, but the resulting uproar led to the project being scuttled before it began. Presently, small drones can be purchased and flown by people in the U.S. for private, non-commercial activities without special approval from the FAA. All a person must do is abide by the FAA's guidelines for model aircraft operation. Those rules include not flying the drones out of range of sight, staying below 400 feet and steering clear of places such as hospitals or schools where the noise could cause a disturbance. Schmidt also lumped weaponized drones in with the rest of his argument, saying, "I'm not going to pass judgment on whether armies should exist, but I would prefer to not spread and democratize the ability to fight war to every single human being.” One of his fears seems to be drones falling into the wrong hands, which could definitely cause problems in suburbia, where neighbor-on-neighbor crime is a real and pressing problem……..


- Nerlens Noel took a chance once. He won't be taking another one with his basketball future. The Kentucky All-American forward and No. 1 NBA draft prospect did what the NBA mandates of graduating high school seniors, namely wait a year before entering the its amateur draft. He went the normal route of playing college basketball and that earned him a truncated season in which he sustained a season-ending knee injury on Feb. 12. In his one shortened season of college basketball, he led the nation with 4.4 blocks per game and averaged 10.5 points and 9.5 rebounds. With his ACL still healing and his health a question mark, Noel has announced that he feels he's "ready to take the next step to the NBA." He will turn professional as he continues recovering from that torn ACL. The 6-foot-10 forward earned Southeastern Conference defensive player of the year honors, along with first team all-conference and freshman team selection, and hopes his defensive-led game will translate into being the top pick in June’s draft. "I've learned so much here at UK and am thankful for Coach (John) Calipari, the staff and my teammates for all of their support," Noel said in a statement. "I especially appreciate the Big Blue Nation and all of the support, prayers and well-wishes I've received from them during my rehab and decision-making process. I'll always be a Wildcat!" He is seeking to follow the path walked last year by a player he has regularly been compared to, o Kentucky All-American Anthony Davis, now in the NBA after leading the Wildcats to a national championship as a freshman. Most draft experts rank Noel as the top prospect in the draft and his college coach did exactly what the man best known for recruiting one-and-done prospects who blow right through a college campus on their way to the NBA should do in this situation – fully support the move. expected decision to leave for the pros. "I support Nerlens' decision to enter his name in the draft and am excited for him and his future," Kentuckt coach John Calipari said in a statement. "The hard work and will to win he showed on the floor this year and the dedication and attitude he has shown in his rehab will only be a reward for him and whatever team drafts him in June." Yes, and Noel will always have that less than one year he spent in Lexington to treasure……
 

- Daft Punk’s new album will be….something. The French duo's new release Random Access Memories” is highly anticipated and if you’re able to decode the bizarre praise bestowed on the effort by Daft Punk’s producer and collaborator Pharrell Williams, the album sounds great – probably. Williams explained that he "met the robots at a Madonna party and they were just like, 'We're doing something.’ I said, 'Whatever you guys need, I'll do it. I'll play tambourine.' It feels like the only click-track they have is the human heart beat and that makes it really interesting because these are robots,” Williams said. He was then asked what the ideal setting is for a person to have their first listen to “Random Access Memories” and replied: "In a car, pulled up to the beach with my girl. Just let it play. This music is beyond 3D, it's 4D. You don't need MDMA to enjoy this music.” The MDMA reference was a poorly chosen link to Madonna’s awful most-recent album and if Daft Punk’s latest is anything like it, it will be an abysmal failure. A trailer previewing Williams' collaboration with Daft Punk and Nile Rogers, titled “Get Lucky,” was shown at Coachella Festival in California over the weekend. Williams is one of many collaborators for Daft Punk on the album, due out May 20. The duo have also pulled in synth pioneer Giorgio Moroder, Todd Edwards, Panda Bear and Chilly Gonzales for roles on the release and Edwards’ description of the effort is nearly as odd as Williams’ breakdown. "They reversed gears and went back to a time that no one's really focused on. They're fulfilling their vision on all levels,” Edwards added. All right, then……..


- Tunisia had itself quite a weekend. Like any angry debtor looking to collect what they’re owed by the deadbeat who won't pay them back, the African nation has been working hard to recover what it calls looted assets held abroad by ousted President Zine Abidine Ben Ali and his family. Those efforts paid off for the first time late last week when its government received $28.8 million in assets from their ousted leader. State media reported that a check in that amount had been handed to President Moncef Marzouki by Ali bin Fetais Marri, the middle man appointed by the United Nations to head efforts to recover money from leaders overthrown in Arab uprisings. Marri, Qatar's attorney general, has held his sweet gig as UN Special Advocate for Stolen Asset Recovery since September, so it’s about time he started showing some results. The money was reportedly returned to Tunisia from a Lebanese bank account belonging to Laila Trabelsi, the wife of Ben Ali, who fled to Saudi Arabia with his family on Jan. 14, 2011 when a wave of angry citizen uprisings forced him from office. No self-respecting despot leaves at the end of a 23-year reign without stealing something, so of course Ben Ali fled with (allegedly) billions of dollars. Much of that money remains unaccounted for and the odds that it will all be returned seem low given that the exact amount is not known. The country’s Islamist-led government is currently neck-deep in economic sh*t, so every little bit helps at this point. Its leaders remain under intense pressure to recover the money while lacking the necessary clout to do so. While it waits, an International Monetary Fund team arrived in Tunis late last week to discuss a $1.78 billion loan requested by the government…….

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