Sunday, April 28, 2013

Rejecting $150K donations, a "Scream" TV series and hockey is just fine, thank you


- Warning, all visitors to Saudi Arabia: Don’t be too good-looking or you could find yourself on the next plane home. Allow the disturbing and eye-opening tale of Omar Borkan Al Gala to serve as a teachable moment for all of the really, really hunky dudes out there because Al Gala was reportedly one of three men deported from Saudi Arabia last week after religious police in the deeply conservative Muslim country bum-rushed a stand manned by delegates from the United Arab Emirates at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival. According to local media reports, the three men were thrown out of the festival and immediately deported to the UAE because they were so handsome that police “feared female visitors could fall for them.” It’s a legitimate problem and one that the Saudis are wise to look out for; the last thing anyone would suspect for a small, non-threatening nation is a hostile takeover that starts with them sending three men posing as cultural ambassadors to steal the hearts and minds of the ladies in a foreign country. Al Gala, a Dubai native, posted about the incident on his Facebook page but stopped short of admitting to being one of the three accused studs involved in the incident. Knowing a chance for good PR when he sees it, Al Gala has ducked media inquiries and done his part to fuel the intrigue around the case. He did post some nauseatingly cheesy romantic quotes and glamour pictures on his Facebook page, writing, “The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.” Oh, and he’s also a poet, so he has pretty much all of the necessary ingredients to help lead the UAE’s covert quest to subvert the Saudis using handsomeness…………


- Earth’s core is H-O-T. Specifically, it is far hotter than prior experiments suggested, with new estimates pegging its temperature as 6,000 degrees Celsius. That would make the temperature as hot as the Sun's surface for the solid iron core that is actually crystalline, surrounded by liquid. Much of the debate over the exact number had centered around the temperature at which that crystal can form. Agnes Dewaele of the French research agency CEA, a co-author of the study, and a team of researchers used X-rays to probe tiny samples of iron at extraordinary pressures to examine how the iron crystals form and melt. Although seismic waves captured after earthquakes around the globe can offer information as to the thickness and density of layers in the Earth, they don’t help estimate temperature. That work is left to computer models that simulate the Earth's insides. In the early 1990s, scientists studied iron's "melting curves" - from which the core's temperature can be deduced – and pegged the core temperature at around 5,000 degrees Celsius. "It was just the beginning of these kinds of measurements so they made a first estimate... to constrain the temperature inside the Earth," Dewaele said. "Other people made other measurements and calculations with computers and nothing was in agreement. It was not good for our field that we didn't agree with each other.” If the core temperature truly is higher, it would affect all of disciplines that study regions of our planet's interior and alter mankind’s understanding of everything from earthquakes to the Earth's magnetic field. "We have to give answers to geophysicists, seismologists, geodynamicists - they need some data to feed their computer models," Dewaele said. To calibrate their measurements, Dewaele and his tean used European Synchrotron Radiation Facility - one of the world's most intense sources of X-rays. They used a device called a diamond anvil cell to subject their iron samples to high pressures and high temperatures using a laser, then applied X-ray beams to carry out diffraction and next thing you know, they had reinvented the way science views the fiery core of the planet we all inhabit……


- Hockey is just fine, thank you. At least according to the worst commissioner of a major American professional sports league, the NHL has not suffered any severe short-term consequences for a four-month lockout that wiped out nearly half of its current season and left the league with a shortened 48-game schedule. NHL commissioner Gary Bettman insists that fans have come back and are watching and attending games at the same rates they were before the lockout. Bettman said Friday that teams are filling up their buildings to 97.4 percent of capacity and that television ratings on a national level in the United States and Canada have actually increased. “We may not have as large a fan base as a couple of the other major league sports, but there are no more avid, passionate fans in all of sports than ours," Bettman said. "We believe in the strength of our game." He went so far as to claim that some teams have reported ratings gains of double and triple digits this year, which is obviously true because leagues and those who run them never lie or fabricate information about ticket sales, TV ratings and revenues. "We don't take our fans for granted," Bettman said. "Our fans are passionate about the game, they get angry when they have reasons to be angry, they are excited when they have reasons to be excited, they are emotional, but most of all they are well-informed. Overwhelmingly, fans understand what we need to do and what we have done. They come back because they love the game. We are grateful on a daily basis for our fans." One point on which Bettman is standing on solid ground is his assertion that the best thing to come out of this lockout is that the new agreement with the players' association should stabilize the league for the better part of a decade. After two lockouts in nine years and four in his two decades running the NHL, labor peace is a welcome concept.  "It doesn't mean there isn't a lot of work to be done, it doesn't mean that we're not continuing to focus as a priority on issues such as player safety, but the business has been strong this season," Bettman added. "We continue to believe that we are in for continued growth." Continued growth, of course, is a relative term. The NHL is at best fourth in the pro sports power rankings in the United States and remains light years behind the NFL, NBA and Major League Baseball……..


- If MTV brings back one of the most tired, played-out movie franchises of the past two decades as a new TV series, does that actually represent improved decision making on the part of the network? Sadly, the answer may be yes and the reason for the question is “Scream.” Amidst its slew of increasingly terrible reality shows featuring IQ-deficient losers pandering to ridiculous stereotypes and to the cameras filming their every (scripted) move, the network that used to be about music has announced plans to bring tired horror franchise “Scream” to the small screen. MTV has enlisted Dimension Films, the studio responsible for the franchise’s feature films, for the reboot and has also reached out to director Wes Craven to direct the pilot show, which it wants to debut over the summer of 2014. Craven piloted the films and although there doesn’t seem to be much of a story left to tell for “Scream,” it has been nearly 20 years since the original movie was released in 1996, starring Courtney Cox, David Arquette and Neve Campbell. All three returned to reprised their roles in “Scream 2” and “Scream 3,” released in 1997 and 2000, respectively, and still hadn't found anything better to do when they all came back in 2011 for “Scream 4.” No word has been given on whether any of them will be sought out to be a part of the potential series, but given the fact that all of them are nearly 20 years older than they were when this whole trip started, it seems unlikely. For now, MTV has ordered only a one-hour pilot based on the films starring the Ghostface serial killer who has since been lampooned by the “Scary Movie” films…….


- Just as the homeless people of New York City didn’t want the muffin stumps Elaine Benes attempted to donate in the famed “The Muffin Tops” episode of “Seinfeld,” the city of Osawatomie, Kan. does not want the $150,000 one of its residents attempted to donate toward much-needed repairs on the city's public pool. Osawatomie resident Webster Hawkins was looking to do something good for his town when he offered to donate $150,000 pay for repairs to reopen the city’s lone public swimming pool. Osawatomie is not the sort of place where there is a ton to do during the summer (or any other time of year), so fixing the pool seemed like a smart decision, even for a  87-year-old former newspaper publisher who isn’t a big fan of the water. "I can't even swim," Hawkins said. Yet he offered up the money and it seemed to come at a perfect time, as t he 50-year-old pool did not see a swimmer all last season after the city discovered a huge leaking problem. City officials concede that they don’t have the funds to fix the pool….yet they rejected Hawkins’ donation. "I just thought we need it," Hawkins added. "I just thought it would be great for the community, for the adults as well as the kids, for everybody." Hawkins’ hope was that his donation would have the pool open in time for Memorial Day, but those hopes were derailed when the city council passed on his offer. "Sometimes free money is not inexpensive," city manager Don Cawby said. Hmm……it sounds as if there may have been conditions imposed on the donation, perhaps an oversized statue of Hawkins being erected outside the facility? Nope. Instead, council members fretted that Hawkins' donation would not be enough to completely fix the pool and that they would then be expected to pay tens of thousands of additional dollars to make all the necessary remaining repairs. "We want to make sure that if we're going to put money into that pool, that it's something that'll last several years," Cawby said. "Especially when someone's gifting something to the city, we'd feel a responsibility to make sure that money's used wisely." Cawby suggested that city officials are looking for ways to make Hawkins money go further, but from the sounds of it, this good Samaritan may be reconsidering the offer all together and could find a more willing recipient to take the cash off his hands………

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