Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Shooting nature's pest, losing track of bombs and the Bobcats do Bobcat things


- The name of Radiohead guitarist Thom Yorke is either pointless or some sort of elaborate joke because Atoms For Peace just does not seem to be the right handle for a band fronted by a man who promises to "f*cking knock their teeth out" if anyone dares to refer to the band as a supergroup. Such supergroups are increasingly common as musicians look to channel their inner NBA star and team up together to make a bigger impact. Atoms For Peace consists of York, producer Nigel Godrich, Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers on bass, percussionist Mauro Refosco and drummer Joey Waronker. Yorke was in a cagey mood when discussing the band’s debut album and was asked about the fact that the project, titled “Amok,” debuted at No. 2 on the album charts in Britain, behind pop/R&B singer Bruno Mars. "Who the f**k is Bruno Mars?” Yorke responded. "Sorry. I'll get slandered now." Just to be clear, Thom Yorke does not like the supergroup label and he definitely is not a fan of Bruno Mars. What he IS a fan of seems to be rest, as he took time off from Radiohead to work with Atoms For Peace and sounds like he could use a vacation at this point. "What am I doing? I don't know, really. More electronic crap," he said. "I think I need a break at some point. I went straight from Radiohead into this. The break's, like, three days. That's kind of all I need." Later on in his mini-rant, Yorke lit up DJs for making too much money for showing up and jerking around with someone else’s music, so the entire process felt a bit like the temperamental rock star being bitter at the world and complaining about everything. Of course, you know what’s great therapy for that, right? F*cking knocking someone’s teeth out……..


- What’s wrong with Spain? It’s an amazing country filled with life, history, culture and natural beauty, which makes it decidedly peculiar that its official population fell last year for the first time since records began. Could the decline be tied to Spain’s financial turmoil or maybe to the fact that its royal family is embroiled in a legal scandal? Put your money on the former, because the numbers seem to be due to a decrease in the number of immigrants due to a five-year, on-and-off recession that has sent unemployment skyrocketing. According to the National Statistics Institute, Spain’s population fell by 206,000 to 47.1 million, with that decline accounted for by the fall in the number of registered foreign residents. It’s the first official population drop s since records began in 1857, although figures were compiled roughly every decade until 1998. Spain’s economic woes, along with those plaguing the rest of Southern Europe, seem to have no end in sight. Up until 2008, Spain was in the midst of an economic boom that drew Spanish-speaking immigrants from Ecuador, Colombia and Bolivia to Europe in search of work in construction. During the first eight years of the decade from 2001-10, the country’s immigrant population swelled from 924,000 to 5.7 million. No sooner did that number hit its apex than the recession hit, complete with a bursting of the housing bubble and a government chafing under the restrictions of austerity measures imposed by the European Union. Spain’s unemployment rate has hit 26 percent and this seems to have inspired those same immigrants who flocked from half the world away to return home. According to the NSI, the biggest chunk of the population decline came from Ecuadoreans and Colombians. Even the country’s two largest groups of immigrants, Romanians and Moroccans, both shrank substantially last year. The one group whose numbers did increase was native Spaniards, whose numbers grew last year by 10,000……and still a smaller increase than in recent years………


- Aaaaand that’s why you’re the Charlotte Bobcats. One year ago, the organization being run (into the ground) by the greatest player ever to lace up a pair of basketball shoes hired a relatively unknown coach with no NBA experience to take over their league-worst team. Mike Dunlap was asked to come in and turn around a team that set a league record for highest losing percentage in a shortened, 66-game season. After winning just seven games last year, there was nowhere to go but up….right? Yes and no. The Bobcats did win more games – a virtual certainty with a full, 82-game schedule – and lowered their losing percentage with a 21-61 mark. Dunlap seemed overwhelmed in exactly the way a coach who is in way over his head typically would, struggling with game management and handling NBA players. He showed incredibly thin skin by benching veteran players for weeks at a time after they'd irritated him and feuded with veterans such as Ben Gordon, with the vets chafing under his micromanaging approach. For those reasons and more, the Bobcats fired Dunlap as coach Tuesday after a single season. Finishing with the second-worst record in the NBA ahead of only the Orlando Magic can have that effect, even when a team concludes the season with a three-game winning streak that bumps them from having the best odds in the upcoming draft lottery. Bobcats president of basketball operations Rod Higgins said he and general manager Rich Cho spoke with Dunlap and players before tracking owner Michael Jordan down on the back nine of whatever country club he was visiting for the day and asking him to make a coaching change. "The change was allowed," Higgins said. Higgins conceded that player input was "a part of the process, but not the only indicator." "I just don't think he was a great fit," Cho said. "Probably best that we go in a different direction." In other words, we f*cked up by hiring a coach whose most extensive experience was as an assistant coach at St. John's, making Dunlap the first person to make a direct move from an assistant coach at the college level to a head coaching position in the NBA. Maybe the Bobcats can make a better hire this time around, just as long as they find Jordan before he’s four beers deep into his second round of the day at the club…….


- Doesn’t this just feel like a time when the United States and all of its citizens should be aware of where their incendiary and explosive devices are? With last week’s tragic events at the Boston Marathon and no shortage of kooks eager to procure a copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook or go online and learn how to make a bomb, knowing where all manner of things that go boom are located just seems wise. In that spirit, would someone care to explain why the hell a military explosive device was found Sunday afternoon on Cardiff State Beach in San Diego? The San Diego County Sheriff’s Department confirmed the discovery of the explosive device at about 1:10 p.m. by a beachgoer, who picked it up and took it to nearest lifeguard station. Picking up explosive devices without knowing whether they are about to detonate or not is generally a bad move, but this dumb do-gooder managed to escape the situation without blowing themselves up or losing any digits or limbs. The lifeguard were a bit smarter in handling the problem once it arrived at their door and they immediately called sheriff’s deputies, who ordered a full evacuation and called for the arson-bomb squad. The squad arrived on the scene, contained the device and took it away for disposal. Within two hours, the evacuation order was lifted and all of the surfers, tourists and bros hanging out and catching some rays at the beach were able to get back to their afternoon of leisure. In a development that doesn’t exactly inspire an immense amount of confidence, bomb technicians were unable to determine exactly what kind of explosive device it was, saying only that it appeared to be military ordinance………


- Nature’s pests have been put on notice in Oregon. In this case, the pest is sea birds and the mighty hammer of God striking down that pest is the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife. Technically, the agency is merely killing sea birds to see if they are eating protected young salmon, but the issue is much bigger than that. If these rule-flouting fowls can’t respect basic guidelines about which fish are acceptable eats and which ones are off limits, then they need to be made aware. That’s why the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has allowed Oregon to expand a study started last year into how many salmon cormorants are eating from the Tillamook estuary into the Umpqua and Rogue estuaries. Under the new rules, the department can now shoot 50 cormorants a year on each of the estuaries, through March 2015. All of this stems from pressure that started last year from sport fishing groups that led the department to ask for permission to reduce the number of cormorants eating young salmon on the Oregon Coast by 10 percent. The bureaucratic impediments at the USFWS denied that request until the department gets hard data showing it would help the recovery of threatened coho salmon, not just salmon in general. Department spokesman Rick Swart confirmed that the first cormorant was shot on the Umpqua estuary last week and with 4,000 cormorants nesting on the Oregon Coast at the Tillamook, Umpqua and Rogue estuaries, there is plenty more shooting to do. Of course, bird-huggers will point out that cormorants are protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act the department has killed sea lions, protected by the Marine Mammal Act, for years now because they threaten and endanger salmon at Bonneville Dam on the Columbia River. When studies showed that d cormorants at the mouth of the Columbia River eat 15 percent of the millions of young salmon and steelhead migrating to the ocean, the time to act had arrived. Swart explained that department personnel do the shooting and check the birds' stomachs and if the contents are not clearly salmon, they are sent to a lab at Oregon State University for identification, and sometimes DNA analysis. Now, let’s get to shooting some annoying birds…….

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