Friday, July 20, 2012

Olympic tennis quitters, Greenpeace v. Shell and The Hoff thrives


- It has not been a consistent season for the man who was apparently on his way to being the most dominant player in men’s tennis just two years ago. Rafael Nadal, who has fallen to No. 3 in the world behind Roger Federer and Novak Djokevic, He is 42-6 in singles events in 2012. He won the French Open title and was runner-up at the Australian Open. However, he has not played since losing in the second round of Wimbledon to then 100th-ranked Lukas Rosol, one of the most surprising results in the tournament's history. Now, he has announced that he has withdrawn from the London Games with an undisclosed injury and will not defend the gold medal he won in Beijing in 2008. "I am not in condition to compete in the London Olympics and therefore will not travel as planned with the Spanish delegation to take part in the Games," the third-ranked Spaniard said in a statement. With his decision, the streak of no Olympic singles gold medalist ever repeating will stay alive. Nadal did not reference any specific injury, but he canceled a charity match in Madrid on July 4 because of tendon problems in his left knee and has battled similar issues in the past. Losing to Rasol, ranked No. 100 in the world, was the lowest-ranked player Nadal has ever lost to in a Grand Slam tournament and it was also the earliest Nadal has exited a Grand Slam tournament since 2005. "I have to think about my companions, I can't be selfish and I have to think of what's best for Spanish sport, especially tennis and Spanish players, and give fellow sportsmen with better preparation the chance to compete," he said. "I tried to hurry my preparations and training to the very last minute, but it was not to be." Not only will Spain have to replace Nadal on the court, but it will also have to find a new flag bearer during the opening ceremonies, as Nadal was scheduled to lead their march into the Olympic Stadium. "(This) is one of the saddest days of my career as one of my biggest ambitions, that of being Spain's flag bearer in the opening ceremony of the Games in London, cannot be," Nadal said. "You can imagine how difficult it was to take this decision." Opportunities like that definitely don’t come along very often……….


- Greenpeace v. Shell Oil: It’s on. Two ginormous, bureaucratic foes doing battle over the environment and slinging ugly accusations online. Greenpeace fired the fist shots earlier this year by teaming with Yes Lab to create a fake Shell website that encourages supporters to create ads that mock Shell's offshore drilling effort and to sign an anti-drilling petition. Greenpeace's campaign against Shell Arctic drilling is a nasty one as the two sides duel over Alaska oil drilling. The Greenpeace/Yes Lab social media campaign aims to take the fight to a place where the boundaries are much fuzzier and the lines much blurrier than in the “real” world, where people can be held accountable more for what they say. The fake shell ads are fairly amusing: "Unfortunately, we won't be able to take these icebergs with us to hell. Let's go," one ad reads. Of course, Shell is livid over the ads and called the campaign a "scam." However, Greenpeace says it has received no legal action from Shell nor threats of legal action yet. To launch the campaign, Greenpeace and Yes Lab staged a fake party at Seattle's Space Needle made to look like a botched celebration for Shell. Video from the event went viral, leading Shell to release a scathing statement asserting its total lack of involvement in anything relating to the event. "Just in case there is any remaining doubt, Shell did not host, nor participate in an event at the Space Needle," the oil company said in its statement. "The video does not involve Shell or any of its employees." Greenpeace spokesman Travis Nichols believes the site is not libelous because says it's "obviously satire" intended as "identity correction" of Shell's own pro-drilling information campaign. "We are taking the facts of what they're doing and putting it in a straightforward way - obviously using humor," Nichols said. Stay tuned because this battle is far from over……….


- It’s like a fun revival of the classic kids’ game show “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” The only difference this time is that the criminal on the move is a murderous, Third World despot whose government is ruthlessly murdering its own people in a bloody civil war. That despot would be Syrian dictator President Bashar al-Assad, who showed up in a video aired on Syrian TV Thursday in the first images broadcast of him since a deadly attack on top officials a day earlier. In the video, Assad and with newly named Defense Minister Gen. Fahd Jassem al-Freij, are shown carrying out official business. However, the video offers no clues about Assad’s whereabouts or a date stamp to show when it was filmed. It does little to debunk rumors that he may have left Damascus. Assad has rarely often appeared on television or in public events during the near 17-month crisis gripping his country, which makes sense when everyone not in your army or government wants you dead and or removed from office. As for the explosion, a blast at a government building in Damascus killed three top officials, one of whom also was the president's brother-in-law. Also on Thursday, rebel fighters on Thursday managed to gain control of a Syrian border crossing into Iraq. Another group of rebels, at least for a time, seized at least part of a compound at the border with Turkey, according to Col. Malek al-Kurdi, deputy head of the rebel Free Syrian Army. A video posted on YouTube from inside a border station showed a rebel tearing up a poster of al- Assad, while another rebel smashed portraits of the president and his father, Hafez al-Assad, who led the country previously. The violence will undoubtedly rage on after Russia and China vetoed a new United Nations Security Council resolution aimed at halting the violence. The two countries are "failing the people of Syria," said Britain's U.N. ambassador, Mark Lyall Grant, who was first to speak at the Security Council meeting after the vote. "The effect of their actions is to protect a brutal regime." Russia and Syria continue to side with Assad and demand resolutions calling on both sides to stop the violence even though it is the government waging the war and murdering its citizens, who are trying to defend themselves and stay alive while seeking a change in leadership. So to recap, there is a murderous dictator possibly on the run, two ass-hated U.N. Security Council members holding up help that is desperately needed by the Syrian people and oh yeah, some 15,000 Syrians have been murdered by their own government in the past 17 months……………


- Despite all evidence to the contrary and no evidence in support, David Hasselhoff is a serious actor - really. He says so himself. Just because he was on one of the hokiest shows of all-time, “Baywatch,” has one of the most laughably absurd musical careers ever and showed up on YouTube in 2007 in a video posted by his daughter of “The Hoff” in an intoxicated state on the floor of a Vegas hotel room, attempting to eat a cheeseburger. Aside from his lead role in “Night Rider” more than two decades ago, The Hoff has been a pop culture punchline for years to the point that Germans in a newly unified nation after the fall of the Berlin Wall asked for him to perform at a celebratory concert in what has to be one of the most ironic jokes ever. Still, Hasselhoff insists he really is a serious actor. “I play off what people think. ‘The Hoff’ I can’t get rid of it, so instead of asking people to call me David Hasselhoff because I want to be serious actor, I go with it. But I am a serious actor,” The Hoff said. Oh, and he’s also a judge on a reality talent show, which screams serious. But let’s allow the man to defend himself. “I’ve done serious work and I have done huge television shows, I’ve done ‘America’s Got Talent’ and I was on a soap opera for six years. I am singing around the world, and I am dating a nice girl from Wales, so I am a happy guy,” he proclaimed. So…..”Baywatch,” reality talent show, soap opera, horrible pop singer…..yup, he’s a serious actor, all right. The Hoff went on to say that getting divorced from his wife of 16 years has proven to be immensely beneficial and he at least has a sense of humor about what a total joke he is to the world. He’s working on an online video series, along with an online talent search show and plenty of commercials in places like Germany and Norway. Keep it up, Hoff, the world is laughing at, er, watching you………..

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