Monday, July 23, 2012

MLB won't change, a musical leper colony and fighting dengue with mosquitoes


- Just because the NBA is willing to go all NASCAR and whore out its uniforms for extra cash doesn’t mean Major League Baseball is willing to do the same. After the NBA Board of Governors approved the use of the patches to help raise revenue, estimating it could produce $100 million in a sport where the owners are already billionaires or nearly there, MLB Baseball commissioner Bud Selig said his sport won't be in a rush to join the NBA. Citing the historic significance of his sport's uniforms, Selig expressed his usual reluctance to change anything having to do with baseball. "You learn never to say never, but you know, with us, uniforms are really important," Selig said "They're history. You can close your eyes, and that Cub uniform, my goodness gracious, I can remember (that from) when I was 10 years old, and that's a long time ago. And there's the Yankee pinstripes, and the Red Sox and so on and so forth, so I've been pretty consistent on that." Of course, Selig has also consistently dragged his feet on the necessary change of increasing the role of replay in the sport as well, but that is gradually changing. Replay will be expanded to include trapped balls and balls his down either foul line next season after a 14-man committee of managers, front-office personnel and MLB officials approved the idea. Still, Selig insisted America’s pastime need not change significantly. "Baseball is a game of pace," Selig said. "I'm not going to comment on other sports, but I know our sport, I know it well. ... I obviously talk to a lot of people every day. We're going to expand it to -- as I call them -- bullets hit down the right and left field line, and trapped balls in the outfield. I must tell you that not only that committee unanimously, but many others have said, 'Commissioner, boy that's enough now.' And I agree with them.” It is statements like that which cause one to remember in a hurry that Selig is creeping up on 80 years old and thinks like a crotchety old-timer on most issues. Still, not putting ads on jerseys is one area where he just might be correct…………


- In case you didn’t know or couldn’t tell from watching crappy reality TV shows on Bravo, there are a lot of surgically enhanced, Botoxed, plastic women over the age of 40 in Southern California. This species of female, commonly known as the cougar, is always on the prowl here in their six-figure luxury car, designer clothes and sunglasses and with their implanted-boosted racks proudly displayed in revealing attire. Of course, that many cougars lurking means finding good-looking younger men with no real standards or souls is tougher, which is where CougarLife.com comes in. It’s a site designed specifically for or older women who pursue significantly younger men and a billboard on Sunset Strip in Hollywood for the site is creating a lot of controversy. The billboard shows a blond cougar sipping a cocktail next to the text: "CougarLife.com for Motherf***ers." Even for a site that bills itself as itself the leading online dating site for "sexy single moms and divorcees" and is seeking to pull clients in what it deems the "epicenter of America's Cougar Capital," the billboard does seem a bit low-brow.  "Millions of women are having fulfilling relationships with younger men," CougarLife president Claudia Opdenkelder declares on the site. "So what are you waiting for? You don't have to be Courtney Cox or Jennifer Lopez to land a cute cub." No, but apparently you do have to drop profane billboards in Hollywood and get exactly the sort of publicity you’re looking for by doing something quasi-controversial………….


- Because “American Karaoke” is like the villain in bad horror movie and simply will not die, maybe it’s time to develop a Plan B while still pursuing the primary goal of ending this travesty. If we cannot end “AK,” maybe it can be transformed into a sort of musical leper colony, where we send the musically ill, irrelevant or just plain awful and allow them to mingle with their own kind. Jennifer Lopez has already started the trend and now that she’s moving on, why not add an equally worthless and totally insane pop singer to replace her? Mariah Carey, step right up. Carey could join the show’s judging panel for next season, according to sources close to the situation. The Grammy-winning artist is nearing a deal to join the Fox show and would reportedly receive a salary of more than $17 million. As it heart-breakingly heads into its 12th season, “AK” lost two judges as Steven Tyler, a shell and self-parody of his former self, and Lopez moved on. Both had been on the show for two seasons and with their exits, record producer Randy Jackson, who has been on the judging panel since the show's 2002 debut, is the only remaining judge. Carey is the leading candidate to join him and the panel will likely be rounded out by a hack picked from a list that includes Adam Lambert, Aretha Franklin and Charlie Sheen - yes, Charlie Sheen. Carey has been rumored to be in the search for a judging spot before and has worked with Jackson previously. Ironically, “AK” creator and serial music bastardizer Simon Cowell also pursued Carey for “X Factor Karaoke.” It might finally be time to welcome her to the leper colony……….


- No one likes mosquitoes and very few enjoy dengue fever. Ironically enough, mosquitoes may soon find themselves at the forefront of the fight against the disease. Brazilian health authorities have they expanded their program fight against dengue fever by opening opened a large-scale mosquito farm in the northeast state of Bahia to produce genetically engineered mosquitoes to fight the illness. The genetically modified male mosquitoes are bred to carry a lethal gene against the dengue virus. They are then released into the wild to mate with female mosquitoes (who are actually the ones who bite humans – since they need the blood for their eggs). Once the lethal gene is passed on to the offspring they die in the larvae stage and never make it to adulthood. In short, they are rigging male mosquitoes’ DNA to turn them into unintentional killers of their own families. There currently is no vaccine for dengue fever and prevention is difficult in poorer countries The World Health Organization classifies dengue as a mosquito-borne viral infection that causes a severe flulike illness and sometimes a potentially lethal complication called hemorrhagic dengue, so combating the illness is paramount. The WHO reports that the incidence of dengue has increased 30 fold over the last 50 years in sub-tropical and tropical areas in the world. Some statistics 50 million to 100 million infections are now estimated to occur annually in over 100 endemic countries, putting almost half of the world’s population at risk. Brazil has nearly 500,000 recent cases of dengue, providing the impetus for the farm in Bahia, which is a partnership between the Brazilian government and Moscamed, an agency that specializes in the production of transgenic insects for the biological control of pests. The farm is expected to produce about 4 million modified male mosquitoes per week. Residents in the areas near the farm have been warned about the project and educated about its potential consequences. On a positive note, the project is projected to cost $1.6 million, not an absurd amount for this sort of idea. If it works, the price will be retroactively evaluated as cheap…….

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