Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Kenny Powers lives, Donovan McNabb persists and a TV weather girl turned beauty queen

- Local TV anchors, especially female ones, tend to get their jobs at least in part because they are, um, good eye candy. Sure, they can be smart and well-educated and many are, but obese chicks with mullets and full upper-arm tattoos aren't getting jobs as news anchors or weather girls. Fox 44 meteorologist Chelsea Ingram, who predicts the weather for Burlington, Vermont’s news leader, is the walking embodiment of this reality and now she has the sash and crown to prove it. In what had to be a very prestigious event held at the event Mecca that is South Burlington High School, 10 contestants from around the state competed for the crown. You know your state is small when only 10 women are competing for a beauty pageant title and the pageant is held at a local high school. For being named Miss Vermont, Ingram receives $9,000 in scholarships, over $12,000 in prizes and the opportunity to compete for the Miss America title in Las Vegas. Her story is truly a miraculous rise from obscurity as a post-graduate student at Lyndon State College to being offered a job before the end of her first semester and offering inaccurate weather forecasts to a city that lives in a perpetual state of winter. In her year as Miss Vermont, Ingram will have to balance her day job with traveling the dozens and dozens of miles around the state, advocating her platform issue, heart disease. Her pretty face will talk to various government representatives, business leaders, community groups and citizens-at-large, urging them to do more on the issue of heart disease and prevention………


- Facebook changes never go over well with the social networking site’s millions of users. No matter how small or obscure, once news of the changes gets out, mass outrage follows. This time, Facebook may actually deserve the anger being hurled its way like monkey feces being flung by the inmates at the zoo. After new @facebook.com e-mail addresses assigned to every user led to contact email addresses being reset for millions of those users, Facebook was quick to place the blame on a virus. A Facebook official said the social network did intend to give its exclusive visibility on user profiles, but blamed the bug for resetting the contacts’ email addresses for users. The changes led to misdirected e-mails across the Internet and on certain devices, the bug was syncing the last e-mail linked to the account instead of the primary address set by a user, Facebook engineering director Andrew Bosworth confirmed. This led to phones were pulling down @facebook.com addresses, unknown to their users, leading to messages sent to the wrong, and often unchecked, inboxes. While many devices did not have the issue, enough users were affected for the issue to go viral. Facebook insisted it was working on the issue and expected to have it resolved soon so smartphones will go back to pulling correct addresses. Until then, users can cope by adjusting their privacy settings to get their show their primary e-mail address and not their Facebook one. In an ironic twist, the new Facebook email system was supposed to give users more control over their messages. Once the system is in place and the bugs are ironed out, users can specify whether they want to receive messages from Friends, Friend of Friends, or Everyone and they may actually receive those messages. Under the new system, if someone sends an e-mail to a @facebook.com address and it's from an address associated with a Facebook friend or friend of friend's accounts, it will go into the inbox. All other messages will be sent to a separate folder, unless the user has specified in his or her privacy settings that they only want to receive messages from friends or friend of friends, in which case the message will be rejected. It sounds confusing, but eventually it may work, even if a lot of people are infuriated along the way…………


- The wisdom of Kenny Powers lives on. Powers, the fictional baseball star of HBO's "Eastbound and Down," is alive and well after being presumed dead and off to the TV afterlife. Powers, who says bombastic things like, “I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my d**k, everyone,” was supposed to be done after three seasons. The smack-talking, watercraft-loving, heat-throwing all-star had the apparent final chapter of his story in the show’s spring finale, co-produced by Will Ferrell and frequent collaborator Adam McKay. The episode appeared to chronicle the end of the Powers saga as long-suffering assistant Stevie moved out of Powers’ Myrtle Beach pad, Powers’ sex-and-drug-paraphernalia-laden baby room was turned back into a dojo and the star of the show was called up to the majors, smoked a couple of strikes and then walked away and appeared to die in a fiery DUI car crash. That turned out to be a ruse, as Powers has apparently taken a page from the playbook of Dr. Gregory House, the star of Fox’s hit medical series “House,” and faked his own death. House faked his demise by setting a building on fire and escaping at the last minute, but Powers faked his passing with different motives. The plan now that HBO has ordered eight more episodes of the Danny McBride-starring show is for Powers to get back with his lady love April and realize that being a star athlete isn’t everything. McBride sounded like a man ready to move on and hang up La Flama Blanca's cleats. "HBO definitely wants us, and [co-creator] Jody Hill and I love writing for the show," McBride said. e. "But there is other stuff we'd like to do. Both of us are ready to make jokes concerning people who don't have strange haircuts." Whether it was a huge contract offer or merely the realization that he could no longer be a fictional baseball badass, McBride apparently has a few fastballs left to throw………..


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Life turned violent Monday in western China, where a violent protest against a planned copper alloy plant certainly kicked things up a notch. Protestors began gathering outside a local government building Sunday, one day too late to crash a signing ceremony for the contract to build the $1.6-billion metal factory but in plenty of time to clash with police. Thousands of residents skirmished with The Man even as the Shifang government in Sichuan province warned on its micro-blog Tuesday that anyone who had “enticed, planned and organized the illegal gathering and protest or participated in the vandalism ... would be severely published.” That sounds like an open invitation to any self-respecting dissident and sure enough, the sh*t his the fan Monday when police fired tear gas and stun grenades into the crowd, estimated by some to be in the tens of thousands and with many elderly and children in attendance. Why did police respond so violently? Because they were under attack from a hodgepodge of flying implements, including bricks, potted plants and water bottles. The government said 13 protesters were injured in the melee, but opposition groups placed the number higher and speculated that there may have been fatalities. Despite the excessive reaction to the protest, the uprising did achieve its aim as the government announced it would suspend the project and seek counsel from local residents on how to proceed. In an odd twist, officials then blamed the Dalai Lama and the banned spiritual group Falun Gong for instigating the unrest. “Ordinary people basically worried that the Hongda program would pollute their environment,” Chen Lin, Shifang’s vice director of propaganda and spokesman, said. “They first started something online, then they put it into practice. A lot of people were simply watching in the beginning, but then some extreme people were involved and then created physical conflicts.” If only there were more of those “extreme people” in the world.  Images of authorities beating residents with batons, police vehicles overturned and protesters carrying signs circulated online in the hours after the attack, showing the boldness of the protestors as they sought to block a project they believe will harm the already heavily-polluted environment in their region……….


- It’s too bad Donovan McNabb doesn’t own an NFL team or run his own hall of fame because then, he could be a starting quarterback and a surefire hall of famer in waiting. The 35-year-old former All-Pro, who has fallen off a virtual cliff the past couple years, first being traded from Philadelphia to Washington before moving on to Minnesota and losing his starting job to rookie Christian Ponder after six games last season, said not long ago that he believes he belongs in the Hall of Fame. "Even these last two years, when people may look at it and say, 'Oh, he's done, or whatever.' I'm 34, 35 years old, but still, I played at the pinnacle, I played at the highest level of my career. I played there," McNabb said. "And I would vote for myself for the Hall of Fame." Even though he was released by the Vikings and there hasn’t exactly been a line of teams wanting to sign him, McNabb has made it know that he has lost weight and gotten into better shape in recent months, raising the obvious question of why he didn’t dedicate himself to his conditioning sooner. But late last week, he predicted there's "an 80 to 90 percent chance" he'll play this season. "I do want to play," he explained. "The most important thing is I have about three teams I'm looking at. ... We won't name those three teams." The key in McNabb’s statement is teams he and his agent are looking at and not the other way around. He believes a team will call him during training camp if they have an injury or their young quarterback struggles, but there are plenty of better options than a 35-year-old guy with conditioning issues and his best years well behind him………..

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