Friday, July 06, 2012

Def Lep rises, crazy cat ladies and suicide and whaling in South Korean waters

- Crazy cat ladies have psychological problems? No way. According to a study led by Dr. Teodor Postolache, an associate professor of psychiatry at the University of Maryland School of Medicine, the problems normally associated with lonely women who take in dozens of stray cats and turn their home into a giant litter box of filth and squalor are not the only mental stumbling blocks for these individuals. In a study involving more than 45,000 women in Denmark, Postolache and his team found found women infected with the Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii) parasite, which is spread through contact with cat feces or eating undercooked meat or unwashed vegetables, are at increased risk of attempting suicide. In a disturbing bit of news, one-third of the world’s population is infected with the parasite, which hides in cells in the brain and muscles, often without producing symptoms. The infection, known as toxoplasmosis, has been linked to mental illness, such as schizophrenia, and changes in behavior. “We can’t say with certainty that T. gondii caused the women to try to kill themselves, but we did find a predictive association between the infection and suicide attempts later in life that warrants additional studies,” Postolache explained. Postolache is a leading expert on suicide neuroimmunology and his is the largest ever of T. gondii and attempted suicide and the first prospective study to document suicide attempts that occurred after the infection was discovered. In tandem with researchers in Denmark, Germany and Sweden, Postolache is working to further examine the various factors in the higher suicide rates. In cats, the the T. gondii parasite thrives in the intestines and eventually spreads to their brain and muscles, hiding from the immune system within “cysts” inside cells. Humans can contract the parasite hanging their infected cats’ litter boxes, eating unwashed vegetables, drinking water from a contaminated source or by eating undercooked or raw meat that is infested with cysts. In the study, researchers scoured Danish health registries to determine if any women who contracted the parasite later attempted suicide, including cases of violent suicide attempts which may have involved guns, sharp instruments and jumping from high places. They found that women infected with T. gondii were one and a half times more likely to attempt suicide compared to those who were not infected. However, the study did not filter out other possible causes of the suicidal behavior, so maybe crazy cat ladies are simply crazy for other reasons……….


- Central Florida basketball player Marcus Jordan will never be as great as his father and that is a reality he has lived with his entire life. But just because the son of former NBA great Michael Jordan can’t live up to his old man’s standards on the court doesn’t mean he has to turn his life into a train wreck away from it. That’s exactly what Marcus Jordan seems intent on doing and his latest misstep came when he was arrested in Omaha early Sunday following a disturbance outside a downtown hotel. Police responded to a call at the Embassy Suites and found hotel security trying to subdue Jordan, who was engaged in an argument with two women in the hotel driveway at 2:11 a.m. Amazingly enough, he was also drunk off his ass. People who are belligerent and disorderly in a public place at 2 a.m. are never, ever drunk. A police report said Jordan was "very animated, intoxicated and uncooperative," and it took multiple officers to control and handcuff him.
 Sadly, he was not on the receiving end of a Taser blast, which really would have made it an entertaining story. He was booked at the Douglas County Department of Corrections for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and obstructing and released a few hours later. The arrest comes on the heels of a recent Twitter slip-up in which Jordan tweeted out to a porn star about paying her for sex, apparently not understanding the difference between a tweet that can be seen by the world and a direct message, which can be seen only by the recipient. Ironically, Jordan has been a rising star on the court and averaged 13.7 points for UCF last season, even as his personal life is coming off the rails……….


- Eating pizza that tastes like cardboard and playing in a grossly unsanitary pit of large plastic balls that hundreds of children have dragged their germs into is about to get a lot cooler. Chuck E. Cheese, a national franchise operation of more than 500 pizza restaurants, is ditching its longtime cartoon mascot in favor of something cooler. The giant rodent's outdated likeness and the man who voiced its character for nearly two decades are out and CEC Entertainment Inc. launched a national ad campaign Thursday with a revamped image of Chuck E. Cheese as a hip, electric-guitar-playing rock star. The original Chuck E. Cheese, now 35 years old, was a New Jersey rat who sometimes carried a cigar. He is now a cartoon mouse playing a guitar and will be voiced by the hacky, faux-punk/pop stylings of Jaret Reddick, the lead singer for the pop-punk bank Bowling for Soup. CEC Entertainment, based in Irving, Texas, is struggling mightily to convince the public to come in and enjoy its games, prizes and a musical variety show featuring creepy, oversized robotic puppets. Revenue at its locations open at least a year fell 4.2 percent in the first quarter. Duncan Brannan, the man who had voiced Chuck E. Cheese in restaurants and commercials since 1993, didn’t exactly get a heads-up that he was being replaced. In fact, he learned of his firing as the voice of the mascot only after coming across "Chuck's Hot New Single" online and realizing it was sung by someone else. CEC Entertainment went with some true corporate bullsh*t in explaining Brannan’s status with the company, insisting he wasn't fired but that it simply "chose to utilize new voice talent" and saying he is still in contract with the company to provide entertainment in its restaurants. Whatever you say, cardboard pizza servers………


- For a change of pace, how about the world being pissed at South Korea instead of the Communist hellhole at the northern end of the Korean Peninsula? The South is drawing the ire of environmental groups around the Pacific Rim for its plan to begin scientific whaling. The plan was quickly condemned by the Australian Greens, an envrionmental group lobbying for diplomatic pressure on South Korea for its decision. Australian Greens spokesman Greg Hunt labeled the plan a complete surprise and a deep disappointment. "The world is moving away from whaling, this is a practice of the past," Hunt said. “We would roundly reject this and I think this is an area where there could be very strong bipartisan support in Australia to oppose the push for a renewal of whaling by South Korea.” Hunt believes Australia and other countries in the region can band together to stop South Korea from starting its new hobby. "I would hope that the Australian government is talking with the South Koreans today," he said. There should be no delay. There should be no half messages. What we need is complete clarity that this is an unacceptable practice and it's a negative step." Kang Joon-Suk, the South Korean delegate to an International Whaling Commission (IWC) gathering in Panama, announced the plan to conduct whaling for scientific research. Non-lethal sighting surveys were rejected as insufficient. Commerical fishermen in South Korean waters have complained about minke whales causing problems for their operations and have asked the government to address the problem. "This is because they are experiencing disturbances in their fishing activities due to frequent occurrences of cetaceans in their fishing grounds and an increasing number of minke whales are eating away large amount of fish stocks which should be consumed by human being (sic)," Kang said. Environmental experts expect South Korea to target minke whales in the Sea of Japan, which Koreans call the East Sea. The IWC has imposed a moratorium on commercial whaling since 1986, but Japan has exploited a loophole in the ruling that allows the killing of whales for scientific research and now South Korea wants to follow suit. Australia, New Zealand and other anti-whaling nations objected to the plan and South Korean officials refused to promise anything more than hearing their concerns. Time to swim for safer waters, Sea of Japan whales……..


- What has nine arms, rocks and is planning to re-record its entire back catalogue? Classic ‘80s rockers Def Leppard, that’s who. For those who aren't fans of classic rock, the nine-arms joke is commonly made by classless a-holes as a shot at Rick Allen, the band’s drummer who lost an arm in a car accident but continued to drum with a modified set. Modification is on the minds of Def Leppard at the moment, as the band wants to re-do their back catalog following a disagreement with their one-time record label Universal over royalties and compensation for digital downloads. Frontman Joe Elliott said that the disagreement has led to the band deciding to phase out their recordings for Universal and swap them out for an all-new collection of the same songs, which the band is “forgeries.” "We'll just replace our back catalogue with brand new, exact same versions of what we did," Elliott said. Def Leppard’s music has never veered far from the public consciousness on account of 1987's “Pour Some Sugar on Me” being the classic stripper anthem for as long as it has existed. The band re-recorded the song for the bomb-tastic movie musical “Rock of Ages,” starring the newly-divorced Tom Cruise, and Elliott explained that re-recording the rest of the songs was merely a matter of grabbing for more cash, er, um, having them in fans’ hands as soon as possible. "We just wanted studio versions of those songs available for this summer,” Elliott said. "You just don't go in and say: 'Hey guys, let's record it,' and it's done in three minutes... Where am I gonna find a 22-year-old voice? I had to sing myself into a certain throat shape to be able to sing that way again. It was really hard work, but we did have a good laugh over it here and there.” With the re-done Def Lep classics on the way, mulleted dudes everywhere can climb into their totally bitchin’ Camaro, rock their fanny pack and proudly roll in their neon-green sunglasses to celebrate………..

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