Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Flash mob idiocy, Snoop Dogg is a Lion and policemen as rioters

- Well THAT was certainly different. Instead of police in a nation where individual rights and freedoms are routinely ignored or trampled underfoot by a repressive regime being the ones to beat down protestors, police in Yemen flipped the script and became the protestors. A group of policemen loyal to Yemen's ousted leader Ali Abdullah Saleh stormed the country's Interior Ministry in Sanaa on Tuesday, sparking clashes that left at least 15 people killed and 43 wounded, according to the government. The incident underscored the volatility of the situation in Yemen nearly six months after Saleh stepped down following a popular uprising and suggests that his supporters are both plentiful and extremely angry. Many of those supporters still hold key positions in the government and can definitely cause trouble if they so desire. According to a security official, the attack followed a demonstration outside the ministry in the capital a by policemen loyal to the former president. A large group of pro-Saleh tribesmen later joined the protest as demonstrators accused the current government of corruption. Whether its word can be believed or not, Yemen's security operations room said in a report that at least 15 people were killed in the clashes, according to figures from the police and military hospitals. Officials accused Saleh's nephew Yahia Mohammed Abdullah Saleh, who commands the police's Central Security forces, of sending additional policemen to participate in the demonstration shortly before the ministry was stormed just because t he ministry is in charge of the police force and its building is located on the road to the airport. To their credit, the policemen loyal to Saleh remained in control of the building hours after they stormed it, along with nearby streets. During their time in control, they also paved the way for the headquarters of the ministry to be looted and people were seen walking out with computer sets and furniture with little interference from security in the area………… 


- He was ejected from the offensive huddle late in the final game of the 2011 season as his team was finishing off a three-game collapse to miss the playoffs and go down in a giant ball of flame. He had been named a captain for the game, but watched from a solitary spot on the bench as the final seconds ticked off the clock in a disastrous end to a once-promising year. However, New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes doesn’t believe he deserves the bulk of the blame for his actions, either in the game or in the final weeks of the season. Holmes is still upset he got benched in the season finale and claimed Monday he was the "scapegoat" for the Jets' disappointing season. "It was the end, it was playoffs on the line, and your best receiver doesn't get but two passes thrown his way in 60 minutes of football," Holmes said. "That's just hard to understand and to cope with when you want everything just as bad as everybody else does, and it just doesn't even happen. And nobody has the answers for it, but 'the scapegoat' is the answer, and that's what happened." In a career filled with controversy and one in which he once famously told a critical Twitter follower to commit suicide by drinking something to poison himself, Holmes has brought much of his trouble on himself. He has already done so this preseason when he questioned the viability of two-quarterback systems -- the Jets plan to use two quarterbacks -- prompting a mild rebuke from Jets coach Rex Ryan. He followed that up by cracking the media for not being positive enough and took only partial responsibility for last season's turmoil, saying he needs to do a better job of measuring his words with the media. He probably means not publicly cracking quarterback Mark Sanchez and the offensive line, which are always wise options for a receiver. For an underperforming receiver making $9 million a season, shutting his yapper and actually living up to his hype are also wise options………


- Prepare to be stunned, world. Snoop Dogg is abandoning hip-hop for the one musical genre that has more pot being smoked than the rap game. The D-O-double-G says he's tired of hip-hop, is Bob Marley reincarnated and is embracing reggae instead of the hip-hop world he has long been at the forefront of. Snoop announced at a news conference Monday in New York that he was "born again" during a visit to Jamaica in February and is ready to make music that his "kids and grandparents can listen to." Why they can’t listen to songs about guns, chron and bitches remains unclear, but as he moves to a new genre, Snoop is taking on a new stage name: Snoop Lion. He is releasing a reggae album called "Reincarnated" in the fall and attributes his renaissance to a trip to Jamaica where he connected with Bob Marley's spirit and is now "Bob Marley reincarnated." To lend credence to his claim, Bob Marley's son Rohan attended the conference and gave Snoop his blessing. "I feel like I've always been Rastafarian," Snoop said. That could be because he has smoked more ganja than just about any Rastafarian, so that part of the lifestyle will feel like home. Along with his Snoop Lion moniker, he was also given the Ethiopian name Berhane, meaning "light of the world." He did not explain the switch from "Dogg" to "Lion," but it's likely a reference to the Lion of Judah, a religious symbol popular in Rastafarian and Ethiopian culture. To cap the event, he played five songs for a small crowd, including one called "No Guns Allowed." The sight of the man best known for hits like "Gin and Juice" and "Drop It Like It's Hot” going all mellow and Rastafarian is jarring, but Snoop made it clear he isn't completely retiring from hip-hop but is "tired" of the genre because it is no longer challenging. "Reggae was calling ... it's a breath of fresh air," he said. "Rap isn't challenging; it's not appealing." He will promote his new album with a documentary of the same name that will debut at the Toronto International Film Festival in September……….


- When did modern society form? According to a group of researchers led by South African archaeologist Lucinda Backwell, poisoned-tipped arrows and jewelry made of ostrich egg beads found in South Africa show modern culture may have emerged about 30,000 years earlier in the area than previously thought. This international team claims to have discovered the earliest unambiguous evidence for modern human behavior and suggested in their report that the 44,000-year-old artifacts are characteristic of the San hunter-gatherers. Descendants of the San people live today in southern Africa, so the items can clearly be traced forward to modern culture, unlike other archaeological finds. Backwell said the findings are the earliest known instances of "modern behavior as we know it” and pointed to the artifacts as proof for the theory that modern man came from southern Africa. Using carbon dating, researchers learned that traces of the San culture may have existed earlier than the previous estimate of somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 years ago. The items were discovered at Border Cave close to South Africa's northeastern border with Swaziland and contain a diverse collection of hunting kits and jewelry made of ostrich egg and marine shell beads. "They all have a specific reason we understand, that's why we can name them," Backwell said. With poisoned arrows to hunt and put spiral engraving on arrowheads to indicate ownership, the artifacts  are fairly advanced, whenever they were actually made. Professor Francesco d'Errico of the French National Research Centre, who led the research team, was fired up about the find. "They were fully modern genetically and cognitively," d'Errico said. Critics pointed out that there is no way to link these tools to all modern culture, but read the team’s report in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences to form a firsthand opinion………


- Flash mobs have jumped the shark, right? Could someone not have alerted Joey Lanianese of Sewickley, Pa. to that fact? Maybe if someone had tipped Lanianese off to the fact that a) grown men should not be rocking the name Joey and b) that proposing to the love of your life with a bunch of ass hats in matching outifts staging a choreographed dance-and-song routine in a public place, he would not have embarrassed himself with one of the most asinine proposals in the history of such declarations of love. Lanianese’s lady friend, Alex DeLoia, thought she was going out for a dinner date with friends. “And we met them there and then they started a flash mob,” she said. “I didn’t have dinner that night.” Little did she know when she and Lanianese met six years ago as freshmen at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio, that Lanianese would some day propose marriage in one of the most moronic fashions possible. Hiding the ring at the bottom of a glass of champagne thinks flash mob proposals are lame. To set up his stunt proposal, Lanianese spent two months lying to his would-be wife about where he was going when he was really headed to rehearse with his fellow flash-mobbers. “The go-to excuse was, ‘I’m going to a softball game’ so she bought it for a couple of months anyway,” he said. To pull off the flash mob, he had to shut down a portion of Sewickley’s main thoroughfare for 37 minutes, but the effort sadly had borough manager Kevin Flannery’s blessing. “They probably had about 150 to 175 people participating in this flash mob,” he said. “By the time it got started, there was a good 200-300 people here.” This debacle took place at 7:15 p.m. Saturday at the corner of Beaver and Broad and the ass-hattedness was topped off when the dance was performed to he beat of Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You.” Lanianese earned some points by designing the diamond and rose gold engagement ring himself, but the flash mob should earn him mockery for years to come………..

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